Archive for April 3rd, 2007

FINAL Die Hard 4 Trailer: Featuring Kevin!

April 3rd @ 6:36 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by TheLegand

  • Yippee-kay-ay! Let’s Talk Die Hard 4!

Alright, so we’ll admit — 4th movies of a series, especially so far down the line, normally aren’t good ideas. So the original idea of resurrecting the Die Hard franchise was, to fans like us, scary. We LOVE the first Die Hard as one of the best flicks of all time (quite possibly the BEST actioner ever). The 2 current sequels both have merit in their own way, never quite standing up to the original, but entertaining all the same — How can you not like John McClane? So, when the first teaser showed up, folks were skeptical. Heck, so were we. Well, folks, put all those worries aside – The final Die Hard 4.0 (or, “Live Free or Die Hard”, as we hear it’ll be called stateside), has ARRIVED, and it KICKS ASS. And yep, Kevin gets a nice chunk of voiceover and screentime right in the heart of it. Check out some shots here.

What’s gonna make this flick work? First up, let’s hope this one didn’t pull the PG-13 trick and water down the violence and the colorful language. That type of stuff is what Die Hard is all about. So here’s hoping we don’t get the “Aliens vs. Predator” of the Die Hards here. Also, let’s hope the flick is as good as this amazing trailer looks. There’s a lot of cool action going on here, “money shots” if you will — Let’s hope they haven’t blown them all to fill the seats and still have some surprises left (as there is a LOT here – choppers, planes, hand-to-hand, a badass chick, and some great callbacks to the original flick from the sound of the dialogue). So, that being said, we’re now STOKED. The one-liners, the explosions, the action – McClane is back! And he’s brought our favorite director with him! It doesn’t get much cooler than that, folks. We’ll see you in the theater seats this July.

Make Way For SModcast 8!

April 3rd @ 6:33 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Podcast downloaders everywhere are heralding the arrival of the awesome SModcast, as Kevin and Scott bless us with their 8th edition of observations, anecdotes, and current events discussion. This epic edition is by far the longest one ever, coming in at a hefty 1:18 runtime. This also marks the first time we get some Askew-like news out of the show, where Kevin and Scott talk about “Reaper”. Here’s the official rundown for this week:
SModcast 8: The Entirely Too Over-Long Episode – In which our heroes puzzle over the merits of Rich Little and Danny Gans, review a foreign ruler’s take on cinema, go on about Kev’s “Reaper” stint for awhile, discuss working for The Man, assess whether or not they’ve become whores, touch on what it’s like for Mos to be the Green Goblin’s kid’s henchman, talk about editing-for-hire on “Who’s Your Caddy?”, and wrap up about twenty minutes later than they should’ve.

As always, SModcast is exclusively available via Quick Stop Entertainment, or via a subscription on your favorite podcast downloading service. Need to catch up? Every episode’s here available for free download — None of that $1.99 per-play type BS. Enjoy.

View Askew NewsBites™

April 3rd @ 6:33 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Justin Owades, Michael, NewPowerG1, Steve Bauer, Chip-Lover

  • Let’s kick off newsbites and today’s multimedia-rich update with an instant classic from Alanis Morissette. Watch her show her playful humorous side in this brand new video for her take on “My Humps”. We’ve got links via DevilDucky and, of course YouTube. Fergie, you just got OWNED!
  • Variety is naming Dogma’s Salma Hayek the next face to watch in the fashion world. She also continues to exec-produce the hit “Ugly Betty” for ABC.
  • And then there’s our beloved site “The Shiznit”, who again pay tribute to View Askew again today, citing Jay & Bob’s “Suzanne” as the number 8 movie monkey of all-time:
8. SUZANNE in JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK

First seen in the closing credits of Kevin Smith’s Mallrats (with her title tune from Weezer playing over the top), Suzanne makes her first proper movie appearance in Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back. The clueless stoners break into an animal testing facility and end up with a new companion – a friendly female orang-u-tan. Jay isn’t so sure she’s on his side (leading to his Planet Of The Apes-style future vision, in a world where “we will not spank the monkey, the monkey will spank us!”) but comes round when their new orange buddy helps them escape police capture after dressing as his child. Suzanne’s sexuality is also called into question by pie-fucker Jason Biggs, when he queries: “How do you know he doesn’t smoke monkey pole?” What a lovely mental image.

Monkey magic: Flying through a ‘Moonraper’ poster in a top E.T. pastiche.

See ya next time, folks!