- While nothing more than a pipe dream right now, the chatter regarding the concept of a View Askew-theme miniature golf course was a fun ongoing twitter thread yesterday. Take a look at some of the highlights:
Via @Samantha_Senn “Best idea ever: a mini golf course based on ViewAskewniverse.” Jesus Christ… that IS the best idea ever! Seriously!
Yo @MingChen37! Contact http://www.holeinoneminigolf.com/The%20Course.htm and see if they wanna partner up. I heart you @Samantha_Senn.
Reason #11845 I Love Twitter: Because of a @Samantha_Senn Tweet, I’m now obsessed with immortalizing the Askewniverse in Putt-Putt form.
Via @DominikH “Must have at least 37 holes” GREAT idea; one of many flying at me, fast & furious. Please HashTag for reference: #AskewniGolf
Via @zarquon “all the golf clubs should have bongsaber-shaped handles. #AskewniGolf ” All the golf clubs are shaped like hockey sticks, duh.
Via @dalecard “Hole 5 MUST be Hit Somebody #AskewniGolf ” Hole 5 will be rooftop hockey, w/Randal in net, legs opening & closing.
Vulgarthons will be built around Askewniverse Open weekends. Compete for the Carlin Cup (Glick was my only golfing character). #AskewniGolf
Via @bangfalse “hole where u put ball in the back of a Volkswagen #AskewniGolf ” I’ll bet this is EXACTLY how Disney built HIS theme park…
Via @zarquon “How about a Skeeball hole featuring the Buddy Christ?” We’d DEFINITELY have a Skeeball run inside.
Via @sandman420 “Sponsors would include Mooby’s” The current pizza shack would BECOME Mooby’s, complete with menu! #AskewniGolf
Via @HeyDigDiggy “All employees wear shirts w/”Porchmonkey 4 Life” on back” No. But Elias’ Mooby hat will be part of uniform. #AskewniGolf
I found the official putters for Silent Bob’s FattyShack: http://tinyurl.com/HesACinderellaBoy #AskewniGolf
Via @Chris_grsmr “all characters that appear should be made like the inaction figures” Done in near-life-size, yes. #AskewniGolf
Via @TheArtimus “Make it a whole complex with Randal’s Go Karts too. #AskewniGolf ” AHHHHH! BRILLIANT! You play free for life, sir!
When (not if) #AskewniGolf happens, you can all take a little pride in the fact that your enthusiasm (and free Twitter time) made it happen.
Final Hole: Silent Bob vs. Azrael with blessed putter. You get hole in, Lee’s chest opens up and you hear “But… I’m a fucking demon…”
Via @JasonMaggini “If expanded, you could include a Derris Wheel. #Askewnigolf ” LOVE it! Toddler rides will be AskewniverseBabies-themed.
Via @piugi “toddler ride escalator? #Askewnigolf ” A little slide (complete w/burlap sack) called THAT KID IS BACK ON THE ESCALATOR AGAIN
We think Red Bank, NJ or Leonardo really need this — If the Hole in One doesn’t take Kevin up on the offer, any other backers? Let’s make it happen! There’s gotta be a little open land near the Stash or the Quick Stop somewhere, right? A View Askew family fun park…We’re so there. Sounds like Kevin and the fans would love to see it happen, too. Could be a major event brewing here, folks…
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