• With the holidays here, and news hitting the slower spots as the Hollywood-types are as busy as we are, just thought that this update
  would be a splendid time to wish all of our dear readers a Merry Christmas (or likeness thereof) and a safe, happy new year. We thank you all again for
  another exciting year here at News Askew (we’ll likely look back on some of last year’s big stories before this month winds down), and we welcome your
  continued patronage into 2005 and beyond. News Askew remains a site for the people, but also BY the people, as much of what you see here comes from your
  fellow readers, who take time out of their own busy schedules to spot even the most obscure of View Askewage for your reading pleasure.

Thanks for your continued support, thanks for reading, and we hope Santa brings everyone something extra special – You were all so damn good this year.
Merry Christmas!