- Happy Holidays again, folks! We’re back. Hope you all had a great holiday and got some rockin’ stuff from Santa this year. Oh, and let’s
also hope you have some spare cash, because in all our years working here at View Askew, we’ve yet to see deals like this. These are GOOD DEALS. Bluntman
& Chronic figure sets for $10, Randals for $5, t-shirts for $10 and $8…Some of this stuff is practically theft, and like Kevin says below, even at a price
that works out to LESS than they cost to make. Here’s Kevin:
So in honor of Boxing Day, we’ve opened our discount site – the Blunt-Light Specials*. This is where merchandise goes to die. Once liquidated, we won’t be
making any of this stuff again. We’ve slashed the prices so much, we’re taking losses on some stuff (though even reduced-price moving merch is better than
dead stock). Take some of that Christmas cash and drop it on this cheap-ass (yet high quality) swag!
Blunt-Light in Full Effect!
*They say a joke blows if you’ve gotta explain it, but here goes: For those too young to get the “Blunt-Light Specials” joke, waaaaay back in the day when
K-Mart was a store you were openly derided and mocked for shopping at, periodically they’d turn on a flashing blue light in a section of the store, and
shoppers would rush like roaches to scap up the discount merchandise offered below the glow.
Remember, once these stuff sells out, it’ll be GONE, and you’ll start seeing them pop up on Auctions Askew or one of those other auction sites for a LOT
more money. They’ll never be cheaper, and soon, they’ll just never be. Buy ‘em now. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
