- We’re extremely excited to offer you an amazing deal for a Christmas gift this year, something you’d be absolutely INSANE to pass up.
We can’t even come close to doing the justice that Kevin himself has done in explaining this wonderful offer to you:
Now, for all you folks who’ve lamented “Man, I wanna get something signed by Kevin for the guy at work who gives me hand jobs from under the stall in the
bathroom at lunch, but all the autographed merchandise costs more than I’m willing to spend as a thanks for digital manipulation of my ‘nads…†– the
Online Stash is happy to oblige with the AUTOGRAPHED Mallrats Inaction Silent Bob! Normally $9.37 without a signature, this amazing likeness of the
pre-titty-peeping one true Bob can be yours WITH KEVIN SMITH’S WORTHLESS SIGNATURE for the low, low, get-em-the-fuck-out-of-here Christmas price of $5.00!
At that price, you can buy an army of these fuckers – with at least one to spare to toss at your jerk-off buddy as a holiday token. He’ll be so tickled, we
almost guarantee that under-the-stall hand job will upgrade to a glory-hole in no time!
Heck, we WORK for the darn place and we feel compelled to pick up a gross. Get these things before they sell out!
At this price, they’re not lasting.
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