GOD – He Who makes it all possible
JEN – She who picks up His slack with patience, love and lust
SCOTT – Without whom, I’m nothing
JAY – Without whom, there’s no movie
BOB – For Saying “Take’em out of Jersey”
HARVEY – For Saying “Kevin and Scott are making a movie where?!?”
MOM AND DAD – The best parents a guy ever had
GAIL AND BYRON – A close second
HARLEY – For her never-ending fascination with poo-poo
GORDON – For the same
JAMIE – For shooting the best looking flick we’ve ever made
JIM – For scoring the best looking flick we’ve ever made
SLOSS – who coined the phrase “It’s Dogma without the religion.”
RASKIND – who coined the phrase “I’d fire Sloss for saying that.”
AFFLECK – Once more into the breach, dear friend
MATTY – who didn’t charge nearly as much as the breach guy
LEE – who did double-duty
BRIAN AND JEFF – who did it yet again
PHILBERT – for sound editing advice
VORDO – for sound editing advice
TIM – who kept it all running smoothly
LAURA – who kept it all running smoothly and under budget
GOOSEBERG – for C.G.I., there’s no better man out there
SUE – for you, there are better men out there
THE CAST – who elevated a bunch of dirty words with their talents
THE CREW – who elevated everything else, with a smile
BRYAN – who laughed at “Give me the map Scott!”
WALT – who laughs at Bryan’s expense
GINA – for coming back
MONICA – who makes Scott come – to work, you pigs. To work.
MING – He’s the deejay, I’m the rapper
BRAD AND CHRIS – they’re the wheels of steel
JIM MCLAUCHLIN – the wizard of Wizard
AINT IT COOL MIKE – the Cool of Ain’t It Cool
CHAPMAN – who’s merchandising my kid right into private school
CAROL – who’s keeping it all accounted for
MATT WAGNER – for the logo we’ve gotten a lot of mileage out of
OEMING – for the artwork we’ll milk to death
THE FOLKS WHO POST AT WWW.VIEWASKEW.COM – for the never-ending kind words
THE FOLKS WHO POST AT AINT-IT-COOL-NEWS.COM – for the never-ending abuse
HAWK & PIERSON – for starting this whole mess
and
MALCOLM – the best sport outside of hockey