• Wow, holy cow — You crazy kids sure know how to end a contest! Mere hours after the contest was announced, it seems that many fans got click-happy and sat their butts at the PC refreshing News Askew to ensure they had a shot at the big prize and the claim of being our 20 MILLIONTH visitor — Many of you tired. And yes, we’re talking to YOU Turbobadger, Ben Roffman, Chris Davis, Anthony McConnell, Chris Cutshaw, Carl Sodergen, ArrogantJon, HomerGator, Stephen Schneider, Peter Langton, James Eakins, Fatbob, Ethan Long, Mel, John Couture, Jonathon Miller, Jon Madden, Dave Turnbull, Nick Bartlett, Enden, Tom Henry, Wes Clark, Jeff Morris, Average Joe, Joshua Cheung, Alex Eschbach, Matt Lavanco, Ben Szymkow, Tim Caballero, Croth, Eddy Eddy, Jim Page

However, there could only be one winner. Alex Traynor was 20 mil plus 4. Jordan Flanagan missed it by three. Jason Huff missed it by two. Our friend Remy in FRANCE missed it by ONE. However, one man can claim the prize and the title: That man is…

JOHN HABASHI.

So we’d like to congratulate John, and let him know that a pair of Kevin’s ex-Vans will be autographed and sent his way! Nicely hit, sir. Nicely hit.

We’d like to again thank each and every one of our readers for all they do to help us keep the site rolling. For your scoops, your visits, your support. Dig it all. Thanks so much. And congrats to our winner once again as well. We hope you all had fun trying to hit the magic number.