Archive for November, 2006

Kevin On The Saturday UCLA Gig…

November 30th @ 10:59 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Kevin checks in via the MySpace blog with his thoughts on the big show on Saturday that we’ve been promoting here. Need we again tell you what a cool way to spend a Saturday night this is gonna be? You always get your money’s worth when you see Kevin live, and with two comic icons onstage for the show, it’s a rare opportunity that you just should not miss. Tix still available at an amazingly cheap $20, and all benefitting the Hero Initiative as well. A good show, a good cause. Here’s Kevin:
Ladies? Are you looking for Mr. Right?

Gals, do you live in or near L.A.? Are you looking for submissive, easily bossed-around boys to be your love slaves, with the small price being that you’ll have to put up with ‘em screeching “EXCELSIOR!” and “SNIKT!!!” all the time (not to mention that you’ll probably have to teach ‘em how to eat pussy)?

Then you need to get your man-hunting asses over to UCLA this Saturday night at 7pm, for the ultimate Sausage Party. Unsullied cocks will abound at this special, one-time only event!

“Marvel: Then and Now” – a discussion between Stan Lee and Joe Quesada (as mediated by yours truly). Come watch as legions of eligible bachelors line up to hear a living legend and an artist-turned-editor-in-chief talk about wall-crawlers and shell-heads, and ask questions so inside and arcane, you’ll think they were speaking another language! It’ll be like shooting fish in a barrel for you women-folk! You’ll have the pick of the litter: unshaped clay you can mold into your old perfect man!

Check out this L.A. Times piece about the event…

And then, order your tickets right here (or pick ‘em up at the door on Saturday night).

If you’re one of those women who’re forever grousing that all the best men are either married or gay, quit yer bitchin’ and start your mission! Mr. Rights aren’t simply found; they’re made! Take matters into your own hands this Saturday night at UCLA, with a roomful of certifiably disease-free and undamaged goods!

View Askew NewsBites™

November 30th @ 10:58 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Vince Sabatini, Will Wilkins, Eric Rhoades, Steve Watkinson, Roger Frantzman

  • As promised, JoBlo finishes up their “10 Reasons We Love Kevin Smith” segment, with items such as his interaction with the fans, his great storytelling ability, and the Askewniverse itself hitting the chart. Click on over to check out the full story.
  • Our audio capture wizard Will Wilkins comes in again with Kevin’s 18 minute call to Opie & Anthony earlier this week, in promotion of DVD Tuesday. The clip is MP3 ready, and even has artwork embedded so it’s ipod friendly. Thanks to WW for the hook-up! Enjoy the call.
  • A few more DVD tidbits for the interested: The bonus disc that’s available through FYE and Suncoast, does contain 5 Train Wrecks (as well as the uncensored VH-1 special and music video contest winner). We do hear that 2 of the Wrecks are repeats from the main disc: “Day One” and “Cannes 2006” are included on the top 10 on Clerks II. ALSO – We hear there are indeed widescreen copies of Clerks II at Circuit City with the comic book inside. Just dig around the shelves and look for a square green and purple sticker on the shrink-wrap, indicating the bonus book is inside.
  • Kevin’s recently revealed ultimate iPod playlist is reviewed on AOL’s online music show, “The DL”. Check around the 1:20 mark for HIGH praise for Kevin’s playlist from the show’s host.

Clerks II DVD: The Easter Eggs!

November 29th @ 11:33 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris, Kevin Spellman, Chickendancer

  • We ran some hints on Easter Eggs located on the new Clerks II DVD in our review earlier this month. But in case you were too lazy to track them down yourself, here’s a list of what’s been discovered so far. Of course, if you’ve got more to add, let us know:
DISC 1, EGG 1Access Main Menu
Acces Special Features
Go to Second Page of Special Features
Highlight “Play introduction to film with Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier”
Click right arrow
A thought bubble with a burger in it will appear above Jeff Anderson
Click enter and watch Kevin display the Askewniverse bible and talk about the end (?) of the Askewniverse.

DISC 2, EGG 1

Access Main Menu
Under ‘Blooper Reel’, highlight ‘Play Introduction by Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier’
Click right arrow
A Mooby’s logo will be highlighted in-between Brian and Jeff.
Click enter to watch the first-ever Train Wreck!

DISC 2, EGG 2

Access Train Wreck Menu
Highlight ‘The Good, The Bad, and The Man’
Click right arrow
A Mooby’s logo will be highlighted on Elias’s shoulder.
Click enter to watch another bonus Train Wreck!

Kevin @ New York Comic Con – Feb ’07!

November 29th @ 11:32 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by John Whiteaker

J. Michael Straczynski and Marc Silvestri will appear at New York Comic Con as Guests of Honor, joining other newly named guests including Gene Colan, Peter David, Michael Golden, George Perez, and Kevin Smith. “The list of special guests who will appear at New York Comic Con is growing day by day,” notes Greg Topalian, the Event Director for New York Comic Con. “We couldn’t be happier with the enormous talent that has come on board already and we’re looking forward to making many more announcements about guest appearances in the weeks and months ahead.”

New York Comic Con will take place in New York City at the Jacob K. Javits Center, February 23rd – 25th.

Kevin Smith: Kevin is a well-known producer, writer, director and actor who has had a rapid rise in the independent film community. In addition to Clerks (which won the Filmmaker’s Trophy at Sundance) and Jersey Girl, Mr. Smith is well known for several other films, including Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. He has published the screenplays to all five of his previously released films, written comic books featuring not only his own characters (the multiple-printed Clerks and Jay and Silent Bob), but also legendary mainstays of the superhero world (the award-winning Daredevil and Spider-Man and the Black Cat at Marvel Comics, and the award-winning Green Arrow at DC Comics), and written a monthly column for UK based Arena Magazine. With his View Askew partner, Scott Mosier, he has also executive-produced four low budget, first film efforts (including Bryan Johnson’s Lion’s Gate release Vulgar) and one large budget, multiple Academy Award winner (Good Will Hunting). Kevin Smith’s most recent film, Clerks II, was released this past summer (2006). In this film, Smith revisits the zany characters ten years after first being introduced to them in Clerks.

No further scheduling info at this time — If the date sticks, we expect Kevin to do the usual Friday signing, and Saturday Q&A. We’ll keep you posted.

Reminder: Kevin @ UCLA Saturday!

November 29th @ 11:32 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • We just got word that there’s amazingly still tix available left for that amazing opportunity to catch Kevin Smith, Stan Lee, and Joe Quesada for a LIVE Q&A panel in Los Angeles (UCLA) THIS SATURDAY, December 2nd at 7:00 PM. This is a once-in-a-lifetime chance to catch three of the biggest stars EVER in the comics industry in one room, one night only. Tickets are a total steal at just $20 and can be purchased through Ticketmaster. This is set to be a landmark event, and the only time we can EVER remember Kevin, Joe, and Stan being in the smae room, let alone on one single stage for one event. A HUGE opportunity for fans of Kevin or of the comic industry in general. Don’t miss this one. What a fantastic way to spend a Saturday in December.

Hear more from the guests of honor, Stan Lee and Joe Quesada, in this article promoting the event as well. I heard Howard Stern promote this today on his program as well, which should have tickets flying out the door — If you wanna go, and you should not miss this…BUY NOW.

The “Roger Moore” War…

November 29th @ 11:32 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Subscribers to Kevin’s blogs or boards read this stuff over the weekend, but we still wanted to log this up at News Askew — It’s just been a busy few days here with the DVD releases and all, and we wanted to ensure we had full coverage on that. ANYWAY…Kevin brought to our attention, via his blog, a post from Orlando Sentinel film critic Roger Moore, which essentially stereotyped View Askew fans as a bunch of Gex-X losers. The quote:
“But the guy’s following is Grateful Dead/Liza Minelli/Ronald Reagan fanatical. The big guy (increasingly so, it would seem from his latest appearances) can do no wrong. They’re captured, in all their still-wearing-t-shirts everywhere, dead-end-job/living in mom’s basement glory in the An Evening With Kevin Smith films, documentaries shot at his long Q & A sessions at colleges, etc.”

Kevin’s reply to this attack, complete with tons of eveidence to back it up, is in the blog.

The saga then continued on when Moore replied, and Kevin did likewise, via THIS blog entry.

We urge to to read it all — We know that if you’re here you must be a fan, so we know whose side you’re on, but that’s not even the point — The internet has given journalists of all shapes and sizes a voice to be heard, and, while they certainly have their right to like or dislike anything that they want, making broad generalizations about a fanbase is just plain stupid. I can speak for ourselves, and for the droves of fans that we have met over the close to ten years of running this website — We’re not only an intelligent and successful bunch, but a resourceful, peaceful, loyal, kind fanbase…The likes of which I’ve really never seen for any author auteur out there. And I think a lot of that comes from the way Kevin treats his fans, as well as in the way his work shows intelligence and insight that some critics will just never understand. It’s a shame that some folks resort to attacks like that without having anything to back up their point. It’s one thing to have an opinion, it’s another to just mudsling at random with no factual basis.

So, that’s what we’ve got to say about the whole thing. We remain happy that guys like Kevin exist to keep the press in check from time to time. It’s nice to know these folks can’t always get away with it, in an age where it’s so simple to have your voice heard.

View Askew NewsBites™

November 29th @ 11:31 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by James, Maleah Dust, Keenan Urnick, McFierce, Adam Chitwood, Tony Morrison, Chris Edwards

  • We had a report come in today that one customer purchased the Best Buy Mooby box only to find the FULL SCREEN version of Clerks II in the box, not the widescreen. The disc was stamped as widescreen, but didn’t play that way. Be sure and check your discs! Anyone else have this problem? Ours are still sealed for collectability, so we’ve yet to break that shrink wrap.
  • More DVD promotion today on G4 TV’s “Attack of the Show”. As part of their “DVDuesday” segment, Chris Gore reviews new releases. This episode, he gave the big “buy it” tag to Clerks II, Evening Harder, AND Now You Know! It’s a trifecta. G4 appears on Comcast digital cable. Check your local listings for a repeat this weekend.
  • This short article came across the wire today — Some quotes from Kevin on YouTube and the impact technology like it will have on discoverng new filmmaking talent:
Smith: YouTube will shake-up Hollywood

Cult director Kevin Smith has predicted YouTube will revolutionise Hollywood movies.

The filmmaker behind Clerks said the film-sharing website will allow the next generation of movie-making talent to emerge without the help of big studios.

Smith himself managed to break through by making his own cheap films and he thinks more and more will be able to do so with the website slashing distribution costs.

“If you make a film and you’re having a hard time getting people to see it, break it into six chapters and throw it up on YouTube,” he explained. “There’s a good chance somebody will see it.

“Since that film’s already ‘out’, maybe movie companies won’t be interested in distributing it, but they may give you a shot at doing another film.

“These days, the best thing is to do stuff on the net,” he told The Sun. “Even with a MySpace page, you can whip up a lot of attention. These are great opportunities that didn’t exist 12 years ago, when I started out.”

  • Here’s an exclusive new article that you won’t find elsewhere — From the UK’s “Exposed” magazine, scans from a brand new interview conducted with Kevin on a variety of topics. Click the scans for quotes on Clerks II, Myspace, Road House, street dates, the horror flick and a possible guest spot on “My Name Is Earl” this year!
  • Jason Lee makes it to number 4 on the list of “TV’s Top Mustachioed Men”:
After winning the lottery, Earl Hickey decides to dedicate his life to doing good deeds, which apparently doesn’t involve shaving. NBC initially resisted Jason Lee’s suggestion that his “My Name Is Earl” character should have a mustache, but after seeing it on his face in all its glory, the network relented. The rest, as they say, is hairstory.
  • VH1’s Best Week website seems to have misinterprted what Kevin said regarding his iPod playlist earlier this week — From our interpretation, he’s not miffed about it, rather, just wanted it to go out unedited, instead of having to shorten his thoughts on it.
  • We’re hearing some reports of shortages or missing shelf copies of Evening Harder and Now You Know, especially at some Best Buy locations. Rest assured, street dates did not slip, so check around, or order your signed copies directly from us to enure prompt shipment of your discs!

Now On DVD – Clerks II, Evening 2, Now You Know!

November 28th @ 6:32 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris, Chris Hayner, Stephen Lee, Jason

  • We’re pleased to report the highly anticipated arrival of THREE View Askew related titles on DVD today. First up, the latest in Kevin’s Askewniverse series, Clerks II, which many (including Kevin) say is the likely end to the View Askewniverse as we know it. You’ll certainly want to complete your collection with this one, and read our review of the disc set as well.

Next up — Kevin goes international with 2 Q&A sessions from Canada and the U.K. in “Evening with Kevin Smith 2: Evening Harder”. Another two disc set chronicles Kevin’s hilarious Q&As and anecdotes, as Kevin entertains packed houses like no one else can. Look for tons of laughs and unexpectected surprises in these no-holds-barred sessions. Now everywhere on DVD (finally caught up with you Australia!).

And finally, Jeff Anderson’s directorial debut, “Now You Know” — Not originally produced by View Askew, but now presented by Kevin Smith as it earns a place in Askew myth in its own right, due to discovering Trevor Fehrman who steals many a scene in “Clerks II”.

As we speak, fans everywhere are converging on Stash Westwood for a big signing of DVDs today with Smith, Mewes, Anderson and Fehrman. If you’re in line, we hope you’re having a blast, and look forward to your tales and photos.

For the rest of us, here’s hoping you’ve got your pre-orders in with the Stash, as it’s still the only spot to get personally signed copies of all these discs to put under your tree. In the meantime, here’s some other info on today’s releases and what special goodies you can find at various outlets:

  • Suncoast Pictures are carrying the Clerks II DVD packed with the bonus DVD. The disc contains a music video contest winner, the VH-1 Special and 5 BONUS Train Wrecks.
  • Many Best Buy stores are in short suppy of the Mooby’s Meal Box set. If you want one, we suggest you run and grab one as soon as you can!
  • The free comic in the Circuit City version, we’re being told, is only coming packed with the Full Screen version of the film, NOT the widescreen. Be careful.

JoBlo’s 10 Reasons To Love Kevin Smith!

November 28th @ 6:32 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by George Efta, Dave Sagredo, Steve Watkinson

  • JoBlo‘s always been great to View Askew, and celebrates our big DVD today with a wonderful piece rightfully titled “10 Reasons We Love Kevin Smith”. Sure, if you’re here we already know you’re a fan, but in case you forgot about all the coolness Kevin brings us on a daily basis, here’s some reminders (hit the JB site for photos that go with the text, yes, even including that Playboy one we see you guys searching the archives for all the dang time!):
10 Reasons We Love Kevin Smith

Your average fanboy from the early nineties is not much different from today. Their heads are filled with dreams of making movies, writing comics to sell in their own comic store, having action figures of themselves, and getting laid by hot chicks. The only difference nowadays is that we know all those things can really happen, thanks to Kevin Smith. Inspiration for an entire generation was unknowingly included at the 1994 Sundance Film Festival debut of CLERKS. It proved great ideas and perfect dialogue could mean more to a movie than a big budget and a-list actors. It proved wanting something bad enough and having enough credit cards to max out could lead to success. It proved Kevin Smith was a star and that you and I could be one too.

10. THE WIFE

She might be low on this list but if you were to ask Kevin, Jen Schwalbach would be his biggest achievement yet. After interviewing Kevin for a USA Today article something seemed to click. They married in 1999, she got prime roles in JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK, JERSEY GIRL, and CLERKS II while Kev got a baby girl named Harley Quinn. He also got to watch Superman feel her up as he shot the above photograph for Playboy in 2004. Click it for a better look.

9. THE FRIENDS

I imagine it’s hard to remain loyal to your friends when your career takes off so suddenly. Especially when one of your friends is a notorious heroin user who just happens to be starring in all your films. As hard as Smith worked to write, direct, and edit – he worked even harder at getting Jason Mewes clean. He offered his home and his money to do whatever it took to keep his hetero-life-partner at his side. Other names such as Walt Flanagan and Bryan Johnson might not be as recognizable but prove to be just as important in the universe Smith has built around him.

8. THE COMICS

With the dream of becoming a Hollywood director checked off his list it was time to tackle another life-long fantasy. After a few stories involving characters from his movies, Kevin started an eight issue run as the writer on ‘Daredevil’. From there he went to a brilliant stint on ‘Green Arrow’ and the delay plagued ‘Spider-Man/Black Cat’ which took almost three years to complete. His story arcs were as controversial as his movies and critically acclaimed but time constraints have proven frustrating for fans and led him to shy away lately.

7. THE CAMEOS

When given the opportunity – everyone likes to whore themselves out once in a while. Whether it’s on ‘The Tonight Show’ for his ongoing skit, Roadside Attractions, or popping up in his personal guilty pleasure, ‘Degrassi: The Next Generation’, Kev tends to get his face out there. Along with filling in over at ‘Ebert & Roeper he’s appeared on television’s ‘Veronica Mars’ as a clerk, ‘Joey’ and ‘Yes, Dear’ as himself, and on the big screen in SCREAM 3, DRAWING FLIES, and DAREDEVIL. It must be nice to be watching TV one night and say “Hey, I really like this show. I’m going to be on it next week.”

6. THE STORES

To own your own comic store is nice. Owning two is fantastic. Filling them up with shit from your own productions and personally written comics is mind bending. Having never had the opportunity to go to either locations of Jay and Slient Bob’s Secret Stash in Red Bank or Los Angeles I turn to the internet to browse through the amazing collection of goodies they have to offer right here. Most of the merchandise you can get signed for cheap. Almost every shirt, hat, and minor prop you see in his movies are available not to mention the continuously growing collection of Inaction Figures. Very few film makers, if any, offer this type of personalized memorabilia.

The final 5, we’re told, are on the way!

View Askew NewsBites™

November 28th @ 6:31 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by JustinCredible, Maleah Dust, Joe Jenkins

  • Kevin’s reporting in his blog that he’ll do Craig Ferguson TOMORROW night (Wednesday), not Friday as we previously reported. The CBS website still reports Kevin as a Friday guest, so we’re not sure at this point. If we get clarification we’ll post it right up here for you.
  • Alliance Atlantis, the Canadian company who distrubutes Clerks II, are running a contest which gives you the chance to WIN a trip to New Jersey and Tour the stash as well as some filming sites from Clerks and Clerks II (we’re guessing the block of stores). They’re also giving away Clerks II DVDs to runners up. The contest is open to residents of Canada ONLY (excluding residents of Quebec, for some crazy reason). You can fill out the simple entry blank HERE! Good luck.
  • Popular USA Today pop culture blogger, Whitney Matheson, has done a post on Kevin’s webisode series “Sucks Less”. She not only enjoys it, but could potentially provide a lot of new viewers since most of her readers tend to check out her suggestions at least once:
Professor Kevin Smith?

A new show on mtvU — that’s MTV for the college kids — pairs director Kevin Smith with a UCLA School of Theater, Film and Television class. The results are actually entertaining and informative, and if you don’t live in a dorm, you can watch the shows online.

Sucks Less, With Kevin Smith features stories produced by students and overseen by Smith. Smith tapes the introductions at his comic-book shop, and new installments appear every Thursday. While they’re definitely aimed for the college crowd (the sex jokes never cease), I think we can all benefit from knowing about things like nerdcore rap, don’t you?

Thanks, Whitney!

  • Finally today, Kevin made a surprise appearance on Opie & Anthony this morning, chatting about such topics as Ebert and Roper, the use of the “N” word, and the fact that he sleeps in shorts and a t-shirt. We’re working on the audio, and hope to have it available here for you soon. More news later! Thanks for stopping by News Askew today.