Archive for November 9th, 2006

Episode III: “Sucks Less” Is Here!

November 9th @ 7:54 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

This week, the gang visits Samba Night at a local L.A. cafe, learn how to get free ice cream, and um….Xtreme Ironing? Yes, you heard it right. You must see this one.

As before, both PC and Mac users are supported with the video, which is wrapped up with more hilarious intros and outtros straight from the Stash in Westwood. Dig in to the 8 minutes of fun now!

A Lengthy New “Chat With Kevin Smith”!

November 9th @ 7:53 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Will Harris

  • Bullz-Eye.com surprises us with a HUGE new text interview conducted with Kevin today, posted at their website. The thing’s massive, so massive that we’re not going to run it in full here, however, we’ve got a few tidbits pulled out to entice you over there:
BE: So is the “Clerks” animated film ever gonna happen, or are they waiting to see how well “Clerks 2” does on home video?

KS: No, I mean, if they had their druthers over at the Weinstein Company, it’d be done. But it’s just a matter of finding time to sit down and do it, and getting up the passion for it. I would hate to rush out there with something just because, “Well, ‘Clerks 2′ is out, let’s get this thing out there.” So once I have enough jokes and material, I think I’ll move forward.

BE: And what’s the status of “Ranger Danger and the Danger Rangers” and the so-called “Untitled Kevin Smith Horror Project”?

KS: I mean, the horror flick will go before “Ranger Danger.” “Ranger Danger” is something I want to wait on until I’ve got a few more years (of) experience and whatnot, but the horror movie I think we’re probably going to end up doing next. But I haven’t started writing that yet, either. “Clerks 2” was a real year-long process for me, of wrapping up and shooting and cutting and promoting and releasing and then working on the DVD. So, lately, I’ve just been hanging out, watching TV, playing Scrabble. I’ve been in the “entertain me” mode more than I’ve been in the “I will entertain” mode.

BE: Did you catch the “Smallville” episode last week, where they brought on Green Arrow?

KS: No! They asked me to be in that episode, too, but I couldn’t do it because I was out of town.

BE: I haven’t seen it yet, either, but I saw the preview and wanted to ask you about it.

KS: They asked me to play…I guess he robs a comic book store, and they asked me to be the guy who runs the comic book store, so I thought that was very sweet and I would’ve done it in a heartbeat, but I just couldn’t be there for it.

BE: So when are we going to see “Jersey Girl: The Extended Cut” on DVD? I know it’s been played at your annual Vulgarthon in New Jersey, so I figured we’d see it sooner than later.

KS: Yeah, I don’t know. Last year, we said to Buena Vista, “Can we put this out?” And they said, “Let’s wait a few years.” It would’ve been easier to do if Bob and Harvey were still at Miramax and that relationship still existed, but now, I really don’t have anyone over at Buena Vista that I’m tight with, so it’s much harder to make your case. Basically, they’re like, “‘Jersey Girl’? Why would we bother?” So, sooner or later, we will. I mean, at the end of the day, it moves good units for them. But they seem to be the only act in town who aren’t, like, “Yeah, man, fuck, let’s go again!” Like, Columbia/Tri-Star was, “Let’s do a ‘Dogma’ extended edition!” And I’m, “Really? We’ve already done two ‘Dogma’ DVDs.” But these cats are kind of dragging their heels.

We of course recommend you get your butt right over there after today’s update to read the whole thing!

View Askew NewsBites™

November 9th @ 7:53 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Ming, Jordan Autrey, Wydeskreen

  • CORRECTION: We got things a bit mixed up with the Clerks II DVD releases: It’s actually the Circuit City version that will contain the comic, and the FYE version that will contain the Train Wreck bonus disc. Like we said, prepare to buy up multiple copies if you want your View Askew collection to be complete!
  • Anyone notice a striking similarity with this new Tony Hawk character? Perhaps to a skateboarding Askew alum? Check out the photo at the top of this review of the new Project 8 game.
  • We ran this a few weeks ago, but just a reminder — The new AWESOME Xbox 360 game “Gears Of War” has arrived this week, and contains an Xbox achievement set up by an obvious Clerks fan — Defeat a berserker and obtain the Ma href=”http://www.cheatcc.com/xbox360/gearsofwarcheatscodes.html”>”My Love For You Is Like A Truck” title. Niiice.

Kevin To Star In Showtime TV Pilot!

November 9th @ 8:13 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Joshua Mansfield, David Emprimo

Director Kevin Smith acting in Showtime pilot

Director Kevin Smith and British actor James Purefoy have joined the cast of the Showtime comedy pilot “Manchild.”

The project, based on a BBC series, revolves around a group of fortysomething male friends (Smith, Purefoy,John Corbett, Paul Hipp) who are knee-deep in midlife crises.

Smith will play Paul, the cynic of the group, an angry divorced guy who loathes himself, his ex and his ex’s perfect new husband.

Purefoy will play Joe, the ad hoc leader of his circle of pals. He is attractive, polished, virile and wealthy, goes to the hottest new clubs and doesn’t date anyone over 25.

If “Manchild” goes to series, it will mark Smith’s first regular primetime gig. He executive produced ABC’s short-lived animated series “Clerks,” based on his critically acclaimed indie feature. Onscreen, Smith is best known as Silent Bob, a character he has played in most of his movies, most recently in “Clerks II.”

Purefoy stars as Mark Anthony on the HBO series “Rome,” which is wrapping production on its second and final season. His feature credits include “Vanity Fair,” “Resident Evil” and “A Knight’s Tale.”

This would be Kevin’s first regular role in any TV series at all, aside from guest spots — We’re guessing folks may have caught his scene-stealing stint in “Catch and Release” as well as his excellent crowd control in the “Evening With” series. Sounds like Kevin’s a natural for the role, and Showtime’s very generous with their series, giving them a chance to grow. So, we’re placing a big bet that we’ll be seeing Kevin regularly on Showtime next year! More news later.