• Okay, we know this is off topic, but dammit, it’s our site, and a slow news day, so we’re gonna talk about it anyway. The South Park movie. It wasn’t as good as we’d expected…IT WAS SO MUCH BETTER! Not only did Matt & Trey make a film that, on the surface, is one of the raunchiest flicks to ever come out of Hollywood, they also cleverly stuck some messages underneath it all. It really is amazing to see the South Park movie getting the same treatment as the Terrance & Philip movie-in-the-movie received. Like they had it planned all along. Oh, and the songs are, for the most part, very catchy tunes as well! We live in a fairly rural, out of the way town, and audiences were still howling with laugher, even APPLAUSE, on countless occasions.

While SP gets the some of the highest critical reviews of the year thus far, that OTHER film that opened yesterday is getting the WORST. Guess Jon Peters and his beloved giant spider weren’t a magic combination, after all.

Anyway, Get out and see South Park with a crowd, folks. You’ll miss half of the film as it gets drowned out by laughter, but you’ll have a fantastic time.

Oh, and speaking of the South Park film, Happy Canada Day to our viewers from the Great White North. What a wonderful gift us Americans have given them by releasing the film yesterday, huh?

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