- You want more info on Brian Lynch‘s next project that we mentioned yesterday? You got it! We asked Brian a few questions, and got a TON of info outta the guy. He says:
Brian Quinn, who played Vance in BHD, reprises his role. He also plays a SECOND role, but I can’t get into that just yet. Top secret, you understand…
Lorene Scafaria, who was Chastity, repeats that role as well.
Kevin Crimmins and Nick Giovennetti, who frightened small children as the Grips in BHD, are also back. As the Grips…kinda…you’ll see.
Freddy Bender also comes back. He too kinda sorta plays the same role, in way…you’ll have to see the damn thing.
Returning cast members who aren’t playing the same part as follows-
JJ North (The Cool-Ass Buxom Woman from BHD, also the lead actor in such b classics as ATTACK OF THE FIFTY FOOT CENTERFOLD and BIKINI HOTEL, both of which are on at any time after two am on HBO) is our female lead in this one. Kinda the villian, actually. Rehearsed with her yesterday, she was incredible.
Michael Linstroth, who played Ray Cross, the lead’s best friend in BHD, plays TWO roles in SOV. The first is that of a horny scientist, the other is a drunken frat boy.
Matt Kawczynski, who was the lead in BHD, tackles the role of another drunken frat boy.
Vincent Pereira, the Cigarette Fairy from BHD, is a scientist, as is Bryan Johnson (Jesus Christ in BHD).
And though I wasn’t really in BHD, I am in SOV, as the third (and best looking) frat boy. Actually, all the frat boys are characters from ANOTHER script I wrote, EVERYBODY’S DEAD, so in essence this damn short is a spin off of two projects. It’s kinda confusing, aint it?
And we’ve got a couple of surprise cameos that you’ll enjoy, but I would like to keep them under wraps right now.
The plot? Well, did you see SPECIES? So did we. This one kinda takes it to the next level, if you will. Or knocks it down a couple of levels, I don’t know yet. Same kinda balls-out humor as BHD. We’re operating with the ad-line “Mating Season Just Got Ugly”.
This is actually the first in a series of planned shorts with these group of actors and behind the scenes people. Let me tell you, if I can only work with these guys for the rest of my life I’ll die a happy man. It’s a good life.
Sounds like another exciting one, folks. We’re making an effort to get some first-hand coverage on this one for ya so we can have all the dirt (at least, the dirt we’re allowed to print without spoiling anything). And before you ask, yes, we realize Big Helium Dog isn’t out yet, but it’ll be nice to have all this stuff to see at the ‘thons and as partof the Criterion Special Edition Big Helium Dog deluxe laserdisc/DVD that’s sure to come out of all of this. But we digress…You’ll definitely see this stuff soon. We’ll have all the details.

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