• Auctions Askew makes an encore appearance, with the biggest stuff EVER SEEN in one of these events. We want to stress a couple things, right up front. First off, this is likely to be the last auction we’re doing for quite some time, so if you’ve been saving up, now’s a great time to blow your wad ‘o cash. Also, this stuff is HEAVY. We’ll ship it to you if we have to, but we HIGHLY RECOMMEND you pick it up from us locally, if possible. Easiest on the shipping costs, as well as safer for your winning purchase.

That being said, we’re calling this the big-ass heavy screen used props from ‘Dogma’ (and one from ‘Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back’) edition of Auctions Askew.

All items are from Kevin’s personal collection which has been stored in a climate controlled storage space. From left to right:

* The Quick Stop/RST Video glass case showcasing the fictional band ‘Random Meat’ which is featured prominently during the 70’s flashback at the beginning of ‘Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back’

* The Holy Bartender bar stool from ‘Dogma’ featuring long lost assprints from Chris Rock.

* The Holy Bartender Bar Chair from ‘Dogma’ which was graced by Salma Hayek

* The Holy Bartender coat rack from ‘Dogma’

* The Holy Bartender red bar table from ‘Dogma’ which once held the blessed golf driver used to destroy Azrael.

Let it be known that these are some of the ultimate items to show off as part of your View Askew colleciton. Easy to spot in the flicks, and truly one of a kind. Bid early, bid wisely, and good luck to ya! We’re thinking one rich person could buy all that stuff and restage a good portion of that Dogma bar scene…