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NEW TOYS!! We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Desk…

July 25th @ 8:22 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Kevin Smith, Matt Booker

  • As we mentioned last update, San Diego showcased some amazing new View Askew merchandise currently in the production pipeline, and yep, thanks to Kevin himself (for providing those beautiful top 2 shots of the upcoming J&SBSB set) and our good friend Matt at Action-Figure.com, we’ve got a TON of beautiful photos to look at. Let’s let Matt take away with his own words regarding the major coolness he witnessed out west this weekend:

Graphitti Designs had a number of new items based on the Kevin Smith Films on display at their booth at San Diego Comic Con…

The 4 members of The C.L.I.T. – Sissy, Chrissy, Missy and Justice all alert and off to do a heist.

Jay and Silent Bob in thier super hero alter ego’s as Bluntman and Chronic ready to keep the Knocker at bay.

Marshal Willenholly – barking orders.

All will have new packaging art in a similar style to the Clerks, Mallrats and Dogma figures.

Chasing Amy are already in the works and Graphitti hope to release Holden, Banky, Alyssa and Hooper X

They are also working on a View Askew first – A Marina Diner scene Jay and Bob Diorama from Chasing Amy that will be part of the Clerks animated line of figures.

On display was the prototype of next years Con exclusive figure that will be at all the shows throughout 2005

The Kevin Smith figure captures the main man in his traditional sports shirt and shorts.

Every place the exclusive is offered the shirt will be in the colours of the local sports team.

Next up are the Jay and the Silent Bob wobblers.

An offical name will be anonounced soon first three will come out will animated style and can keep you company in your car.

Graphitti also had limited run Music whore girly fit t-shirts and the first six askew posters.

They were also promoting Kevins new West coast store in LA soon.

So, there ya have it! Jay & Bob figures, those sweet bobbleheads (you know every View Askew fan needs THOSE on their desk), and check out those shots of the Kevin Smith figure, along with our first look at the Jay & Bob versions of Willenholly, Jay, & Bob! Too, too cool. And a diorama to boot? Graphitti, you’re way too good to us. Like the headline says, boy, are we ever gonna need a bigger desk.

Huge, HUGE thanks to Kevin and Action Figure for their always incredible work in getting photos to the public. Keep in mind, these are of course the prototypes, but we’ll let you know as we hear more about release schedules for all this great stuff. The Stash will be taking preorders as always, and these should be ready in time to show up under your Christmas tree. Keep it here.

And…The BIGGEST Exclusives Yet!

July 25th @ 8:21 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Kevin Smith


  • These weren’t for show in SD, but Kevin was kind enough to drop another HUGE story this weekend – Yep, that’s right, another con exclusive
    will be the VERY limited “Huge Ass Jay & Bob” for Wizard World in Chicago next month. Yep, we’re not sure how many they’re making, what the price will be,
    or if they’ll even make the deadline, but you lucky bums going to Chicago will likely get the first crack at the BIGGEST inactions yet! We’ll let you know
    when we hear more on this as well. But until then, check out the size of those bad boys. Whoa.

View Askew NewsBites™

July 25th @ 8:20 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Roxy, Skidmark Steve

  • In the new issue of Entertainment Weekly (July 20), they pick 50 great movie quotes of the last half century. Guess which one takes number
    36?
“Empire had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader’s his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on
such a down note. I mean, that’s what life is a series of down endings all Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets.” [Dante (Brian O’Halloran) In Clerks]

They couldnt’ go one back and give us 37, huh? We’d have settled.

  • Kevin’s “Declare Yourself” spots are making the rounds, asking you all to please vote in this year’s election. You can read more details
    on the ads at PR Newswire and
    The Futon Critic. Tune into COMEDY CENTRAL to check out all the very entertaining
    spots, directed by Kevin Smith himself. Thanks for stopping by today!

“Declare Yourself” PSA’s Debut Online!

July 23rd @ 7:03 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris, Rick Duran, Karla

  • Entertainment Tonight reports on Kev’s latest project, the “Declare Yourself”
    spots he directed. They’re starting to air on Comedy Central today, and should show up on many a television channel as the days go on. Ming also tells
    us that every spot is now avialable to view online. The PSA’s feature Ben Affleck, David Cross, Sarah Silverman, Amy Poehler, Adam Brody, Ray Romano,
    Molly Shannon, Larry David, Zack Braff, Wanda Sykes and yes…the return of Jay & Silent Bob!

Kevin directed these just a few weeks back! Watch them all HERE. ENJOY!!!!

View Askew’s San Diego Offerings…

July 23rd @ 7:01 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Ming, Matt Booker

  • The biggest and best con in the world, San Diego, is in full force now and boy oh boy do we wish we could be out there. Graphitti and
    View Askew have surprised us all with some amazing new stuff on display: Stuff like bobble heads, animated Jay & Bob clips, and next year’s exclusive
    inaction figure which we hear is da bomb. Photos coming soon.

There’s also Graphitti flyers and a flyer for the upcoming West Coast Stash! Grab us some scans, people! Ming says:

Previously announced were several new poster designs featuring Silent Bob and his entire speech from ‘Chasing Amy’, Jay & Silent Bob and their ‘You are the
ones who are the ball-lickers!’ quote from ‘Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back’ and Jay and Willam and the 3-D poster from ‘Mallrats.’ If you’re at Comic-Con
International 2004 this week – be on the lookout for these posters at the View Askew/Graphitti booth #2215 as we’ve made these posters available to
con-goers first. Check out the posters HERE.

If you have the means to get there, DO NOT MISS San Diego this weekend! Trust us.

View Askew NewsBites™

July 23rd @ 7:00 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Jacobe Johnson, Tony De Santis, Michael Szymamski, Brian Orndorf, Littlbandit, Jason Kinsey, Jim DeMott

  • Retailers are reporting to us that the wonderful Mallrats Special Edition DVD is no longer available for order, which means it’s likely
    been discontinued! No word yet on if a new pressing is scheduled, though we HIGHLY suggest you order a signed copy from the Stash if you don’t have one
    yet. Get them before they’re gone!
  • Here’s a blurb from Movieline.com’s recent article on “Hot Young Directors”:
Kevin Smith

Outsider Debut: Wrote and directed the sharp slacker comedy Clerks, and then mistook the laughs to mean that we actually wanted to see the same character (that, not incidentally, he plays), over and over again.

Insider Trajectory: Became Harvey Weinstein’s pet low-budget indie comedy director. Happily directs himself in a backwards baseball cap for his loyal cult of dozens of fans.

Up Next: If it wears a cape he’s worked on it. Reported involvement in a Green Hornet remake and Fletch sequel. Previously reported involvement in a Superman remake.

We’d Like to See: Jay and Silent Bob in a remake of Midnight Cowboy.

  • On a recent episode of Penn and Teller’s excellent program titled “Bullshit”, they were contradicting the bible and Teller uses a Buddy Christ statue on a
    comical recreation of Noah’s Ark. Good stuff. Gotta love those guys.
  • Catch the modern classic “CHASING AMY” at a midnight show in Minneapolis at the Crown Theaters, Block E location, tonight (7/23) and tonorrow (7/24) nights.
    Tickets are just $5.75. View Askew flicks are always more fun on the big screen with a roomful of fans!
  • Mewes scores a very small mention in AZCentral’s review of the new flick
    “Harold and Kumar”.

  • Yesterday’s edition of the comic “Heart of the City” featured one kid dressing up like Spider-Man, then switching over to an up and coming
    film hero that a certain director here’s been associated with. Click it to see!
  • Here’s an interesting lineup: The Drudge Report has posted a schedule of events surrounding the DNC Convention in Boston this week with
    Affleck, Chevy Chase, and one of the Baldwins all sitting together.
Funny But True: Important Issues in 2004

The Shubert Theatre 265 Tremont Street 2:00 p.m. to 4:00 p.m.

Please join political commentator Paul Begala as he highlights the humorous side of election year politics. Panel participants include actors Chevy Chase, Ben Affleck and Alec Baldwin

We dare someone to ask a Fletch/Smith question! Catch ya at the next one…

Kevin To Receive Group 101 Ovation Award…

July 21st @ 11:28 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Kevin is accepting the Group 101 Ovation Award on July 26th. It’s not a Q&A, but he will be speaking briefly and they’ll be honoring him
    with the award and showing a brief clip of his career. Wanna join in on the celebration? Here’s all the details!

Group101Films and Filmmaker’s Alliance invites you to join us for ‘Cocktails and Summer Shorts’ Screening and Gala Celebration celebrating the newest collection of short films and the 2004 Ovation Award Presentation honoring director KEVIN SMITH

MONDAY, JULY 26

Doors open at 7pm • Screening at 8pm sharp • $10

Includes cocktails before and after the show

The Egyptian Theater

6712 Hollywood Blvd

Arrive early, no guaranteed seating

RSVP: send email to rsvp@group101films.com

Include name, company, number of guests

For more information, visit http://www.group101films.com

Discover the work of new directors. Check out http://www.thespecspot.com

Group101 films is an LA-based filmmaking collective that challenges each member to shoot a short film every 30 days. Started by five entertainment industry professionals in 2000, the collective has exploded; 600 filmmakers have produced over 4,000 short films in 12 cities across the U.S. and abroad, making Group101 the largest producer of short-form entertainment in the world.
Their mission: to empower filmmakers everywhere.

View Askew NewsBites™

July 21st @ 11:28 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Tom O'Brien

  • Kevin gets some ink and a funny quip or two in this Hollywood Reporter piece regarding his acceptance of the first ever DVD Visionary
    Award earlier this month:
Edwards, Smith honored by VSDA

By Erik Gruenwedel

LAS VEGAS — With almost 50 films to his credit, including the “Pink Panther” movies, “Victor/ Victoria,” “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” and the Bo Derek starrer “10,” director Blake Edwards received the Lifetime Achievement Award here Wednesday at VSDA’s Home Entertainment 2004 Awards.

The 80-year-old Edwards, who, due to failing knees, walked onstage with two canes, appeared embarrassed by the attention and joked about old age. “So many of my friends are here,” Edwards said. “They look so much younger in the dark.”

Edwards deadpanned that he didn’t know much about the VSDA, but “I do now because I have notes.”

He joked that the success of DVD sell-through of his movies has resulted in steady royalties and residuals, spurring his renewed appreciation of the VSDA.

Gen X director Kevin Smith, honored with the VSDA’s inaugural DVD Visionary Award, quipped that his accolade ranked him among an elite crowd.

“I’m in a select group of people that includes Shannon Tweed,” Smith said.

He said DVD gave him a larger audience and continued career, which he admitted took him by surprise.

During commentary for the video release of “Chasing Amy,” Smith expressed initial disdain for the DVD format.

“I opened the commentary with ‘Fuck DVD,’ ” he said. “I couldn’t have been more wrong.”

Jim Caviezel, honored as man of the year, played Jesus in Mel Gibson’s “The Passion of the Christ.” During a humorous recollection of a meeting with the pope, Caviezel said he told the pope that for a number of reasons, including the fact that “his mom thinks he’s God,” Jesus must have been Italian. The pope, Caviezel said, shot back, “I thought he was Polish.”

Rising Female Star of the Year winner Rebecca Romijn-Stamos thanked video for affording her the opportunity to see the film “Sixteen Candles” more than 80 times.

The award’s male recipient, Jason Ritter, who expressed excitement at being honored for the first time in his career, said he would try to “live up to (the accolade).”

  • There was a brief mention of Kevin and his history of attending San Diego Comicon as a fan and a director on NPR’s Morning Edition
    today. The piece is called “When Comic Book Fans Talk, Hollywood Listens”.
  • Jersey Girl’s Raquel Castro will be co-hosting The Ryan Seacrest show, set ot air on August 4th. Raquel is Ryan’s first ever co-host, and interviews
    Bobbi J. Thompson from “The Tracy Morgan Show”, the kids from “Everyone Loves Raymond” and Danny Bonaduce.

View Askew NewsBites™

July 20th @ 11:54 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Ian P, Mark Standridge, Chris Harrison, Jason Ross, Brendan Zegers, Tom Woodward, Jennifer Diffendale, Jeff, Geoff D, Mysterio, Dubh, Chris Eskew

  • It’s a very quick mention, but a high-profile one from CNN’s Nick Nunziata today in an article on the best comedy has to offer today. In
    it, Kevin is named in a short list of modern comic talent in the film industry:
Quote on Smith: “Add to that group of mercurial talent the genre-bending comedic work being delivered by the Coen Brothers, Larry David, Kevin Smith and Wes Anderson and the still strong output of Sandler, Carrey and now old-school industry heavyweights such as Zucker, Farrelly and Brooks, and you have what arguably is the strongest assembly of comedic virtuosity the movie business has ever seen.”

Quote on Carlin: “On top of that is …the still bright careers of legends such as Bill Murray, George Carlin and Steve Martin.”

Read the whole piece, which is quite good, at CNN’s site.

  • Here’s a new piece of coolness for ya today. The Ant Farm, a company which specializes in those catchy animated film titles you see at
    the top of most flicks these days, has snuck a GREEN HORNET motion in the middle of their Motion Graphics montage at their official site.
    Chances are this was just done as a concept piece since the film is still far off, but you may start seeing it on display at trade shows to tout the film’s
    title and get word out there. You can watch the full clip, which is pretty neat, at their site, or just check out the Green Hornet logo by clicking the
    local copy we put HERE.
  • For those interested, DVD Answers has just added the quite different Region 2 DVD artwork for Jersey Girl
    as well.
  • There’s View Askew and Kevin mentions coming up in the September Playboy and they’re both great ones. First up: They review only about 4 DVD
    release from the month in the issue. Jersey Girl’s one of them, and we hear it gets an excellent review. Also, in their article on outlaw comedy, while
    Kev or any the films didn’t make the main article, both Kevin and George Carlin did make the list of “25 Greatest Outlaw Comedy People”. Carlin comes in
    the top 10, with Kevin at #19, among such respectable company as Lenny Bruce, Hunter S. Thompson and many more. We’ll of course have actual scans or copies of
    these once they’re published, but as always, we wanted to let you know as soon as we knew. See ya next time!

View Askew NewsBites™

July 19th @ 8:31 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Tom Woodward, Jessica Wilson, Derek A. Schroen, Dan, Mysterio, TigerDeuce, Shimmer, Andy, Dave Julian

  • We’ve got a picturific update for you here today, with a bunch of nifty little graphics for you to click on. Fun, right? Let’s get
    started. First off, DVD Answers has gotten a hold of the proposed final disc jacket and disc
    art for the film-only release of Jersey Girl, coming up on September 7th. Looks like a basic look for the more basic release. We figure the gang will
    do something a bit more special for the Special Edition, as they often do.

  • Next we’ve got the scan of that Blender piece we mentioned yesterday. No big deal but it’s always cool to see a mention in the actual
    context. Click and enjoy.
  • Chasing Amy is now on Starz “On Demand!” Avaible through Starz, and showing until August 15th. If you’re too lazy to stand up and put
    your DVD in, you can just pop one of the best View Askew films from the comfort of your own chair.

  • You want more scans? Okay. How about this coolness? Look who made it into Trivial Pursuit Volume 6! Click to see.
  • Adult Swim contibutor MC Chris cites Kevin as an inspiration in this new interview from In Music We Trust.
  • Editorial: So now that the Superman project is back to formula at the Warners’, with Bryan Singer in the director’s chair, why not give
    Kevin a call back to do the script his way, without the polar bear and giant spider requirements? Anyone listening? A Kevin-scripted Supes would still
    be something we’d love to see.

  • And in our final photo of the day, some unintentional Askewage was spotted in an Australian coast town called Warrnambool.