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April 11th @ 6:41 am | No Comments » | Scooped by JDubClark, Jason Cagle, Tony Teofilo, Tom O'Malley, Randy Helsley, Robert Getz, Kevin Spellman, Thomas O'Malley

  • Man, have the SModcasts been flying by for you as much as they have for us? Damn those guys are good. In case you missed this week’s, check below for the download. More great stuff from Kevin and Scott. If you’re missing Kevin’s brutally frank diary entries online, the stuff coming up here is certainly a great replacement. There’s a long discussion about dogs in heat that’s so over the line, you just gotta love the freedom that the net provides. Check out SModcast, easily the best free entertainment you’re gonna find anywhere.
  • Coming Soon jumps on the “Red State” bandwagon with their story (though they incorrectly order the films, “Red State” should be filming BEFORE the next comedy). They’ve also got a tidbit on that cool Green Arrow flick which links to a much larger story on the project over at Wizard.

  • Check our scooper Tom’s new license plate. Now there’s a fan, ‘eh?
  • Mallrats scores a mention in an MSN article today about curfews to curb real-life Mall rats. The full story (sans tagline) can be found HERE.
  • Cotton And Sand ranks two of Kevin’s movies in their list of 10 of the strangest (non-porn) sex scenes. Kaitlin and the Dead Guy from Clerks ranks 9th, and the Interspecies Erotica from Clerks II clocks in at number two.
  • Back when we ran down a list of cool happenings in media earlier this month, we neglected to mention the return of the great Mike Allred’s comic “Madman”. Mike makes a memorable cameo in Chasing Amy, and his Bluntman & Chronic art is of course featured as well. We’ll see ya next time! Thanks for stopping on by today.

This Week’s SModcast Is HERE!

April 10th @ 12:59 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Kevin lets us know via the blogs that the new SModcast has arrived, and is now available exclusively and free at View Askew’s awesome entertainment portal, Quick Stop Entertainment. Once again, Kevin and Scott dish on current events as well as some of the most random stuff you could ever imagine in the weekly edition, now up to episode number NINE. Here’s the rundown:
In which our heroes pitch Canada on a new national slogan, suck off “Grindhouse”, predict a world gone mad in which the deaf prey on the blind, figure out that “Planet of the Apes” was more than an hour long, delve further into Scott’s home(s) and garden, revisit the skittish Wolfie, tell a tale of cross-breed passion betwixt a giant Yellow Lab and a miniature Dachshund, define the human cassolette, reveal dental hygiene as foreplay in the Smith household, pinpoint the time of day they’re more likely to couple, brainstorm an exercise regiment that’s predicated on murder, and find themselves troubled by the notion of fun.

Download this and all episodes RIGHT HERE. And if you’ve yet to subscribe, you’ll find info there on how to do that, too. We love SModcast. We think you will too. If you’re not a regular listener, now’s as good a time as any to get on board. We’re certain that you’ll be hooked.

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April 10th @ 12:58 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Kevin Spellman, Alonso Duralde, Eric Owens, Steve O'Neill

  • The IMDB page for Kevin’s upcoming horror/thrilled has now changed the name to “Red State”. The “Red State” news hasn’t taken long to spread, either. Both horror fansite CHUD and Film Threat have also posted articles on the Rotten Tomatoes story that broke over the weekend.
  • Could the Green Arrow be coming to the big screen? Just weeks after he and Warners split over “The Flash” project due to very different takes on the material, David Goyer sold the studio on a new idea, reports Wizard Universe.
“Super Max” is Goyer’s take on supervillain incarceration in the DC Universe. Revolving around a wrongly convicted Green Arrow being whisked away to the super max prison for out-of-control heroes and villains, the man is forced to face a number of inmates he put there.

Goyer likens the film to “Alcatraz” – “He has to team up with, in some cases, some of the very same villains he is responsible for incarcerating in order to get out and clear his name. Of course, tons of people try to kill him while he’s in there. We’ve populated the prison with all sorts of B and C villains from the DC Universe…but they’re all going to be there under their human names and no one is wearing a costume, but there will be a lot of characters with powers and things like that.”

Goyer, developing the project with writer Justin Marx, says the Green Arrow will only make a small appearance in costume – “He’s Green Arrow for the first 10 minutes of the movie, and then he’s arrested and his secret identity is revealed”.

Sounds like a cool flick to us – We’ll let you know if it gets off the ground. We’d sure love to see Kevin’s writing take on such a project.

  • Dawn Ostroff, president of the CW network, cites “Reaper” (and Kevin’s involvement) as one of the projects the network is most excited about in a recent interview.

  • A veiled reference to Dogma appeared on this blogging site over the weekend. A screenshot is above.

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April 7th @ 8:59 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Maleah Dust, Andrew Miller, Tonia, Artimus Naugin, Kevin Spellman, Peter Langton, Brian Kulcsar, Pilot Willie

Kevin Smith had originally written the celebrity father cameo for Bruce Willis during his “Bruno” musical period during the mid-’80s, but had to cut it after the Die Hard star passed on appearing in the film. So the Clerks director shifted the time period to the mid-1990s to accommodate the Fresh Prince-turned-box-office-king Will Smith. When Ben Affleck’s character attempts to resurrect his flagging PR career, his client Will Smith gives him some advice. The irony of the scene? Affleck’s Ollie Trinké previously lost a job when his daughter’s need for a diaper change lead to a disastrous press conference for Smith at the height of his rapping career. Light, funny, and poignant, the short scene between the two fathers near the end of the film is sharply written and they play it beautifully.

A direct link to this entry is HERE.

  • Another excellent Q&A recap, this time from an Australian fan in London, is available via his blog. A couple tidbits:
The horror script isn’t written yet, but is planned to be more visual and less dialogue dependant than his usual movies. He also cited Race With the Devil as a contemporary for his idea. And it will have gore.
  • Roger Ebert’s Overlooked Film Festival (aka “Ebertfest”) will have special guests Joey Lauren Adams and Alan Rickman in attendance this year! Not much is mentioned at the official site, but it seems that Alan will apparently be doing Q&A after “Perfume: The Story of a Murderer” which is at 8:30PM on the Thursday of the festival and Joey will be there for Q&A after “Come Early Morning”, playing at at 3PM on the Friday of the festival. Festival passes are sold out, but anyone wishing to attend can still buy individual movie tickets as well as put themselves on the waiting list in case any festival passes are made available. We hope some of you might make it! The fest runs Wednesday April 25th to Sunday April 29th.
  • Who will be the first to make Randal and Dante’s dream of The Flying Car a reality? Murphy, Texas residents, perhaps? Traffic’s been awful here in Pennsylvania lately. Let’s hope this gets taken care of STAT!
  • Good news for those waiting for Richard Kelly’s new version of “Southland Tales” — He’s gotten the extra cash to finish up visual effects and expects to have a screenable version ready in mid-summer. No telling on where Kevin’s part comes into this one, as there’s still a lot of mystery around the project, even after its Cannes screening. We’ll keep you posted.
  • Surprisingly, no Easter Bunny beat-downs to report this year (yet anyway…has America gone soft?). We do, however, in the tradition of Mallrats-related violence, have a new story of terror regarding a child on the escalator. Keep an eye on those tots, parents. And hey, have a Happy Easter.

Horror Has A Title: “Red State”!

April 6th @ 7:24 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • As we all know, Kevin’s spending the week in the UK for some Q&A sessions and time with the fans, who are fantastic. In fact, we think some of the greatest Kevin Smith fans in the world are in the UK – Heck, we’ve met some of them. Anyway, just having gotten back from a matinee of the awesome “Grindhouse”, there’s no time like the present for some news on Kevin’s next project, which comes from an exclusive interview he gave to Rotten Tomatoes UK. Yep, it’s that horror flick that’s going to be filmed in the last few months of 2007. We now have a title: “Red State” — And some details as well. Rotten Tomatoes has the story, which follows:
Joe Utichi writes: “Rotten Tomatoes UK can exclusively reveal that Kevin Smith’s next project – a horror movie – is called “Red State”. Up until now Smith has revealed little about the film other than the fact it’s a horror movie and it’ll be decidedly less joke-y than his back-catalogue. But, in addition to the title, Smith was keen to give us a head’s up on the plot of the film.

If you’ve seen any of his “An Evening With…” DVDs, you’ll know how much fun it can be to sit down in an audience and listen to “Clerks II” director Kevin Smith talk. In London this past week with his family – his daughter Harley is missing Johnny Depp’s daughter Lily-Rose while he’s in town working on “Sweeney Todd” so they arranged an international play-date – Smith took to the stage of the Prince Charles Cinema just off Leicester Square for two of his infamous four-hour Q&As.

But even in the relatively small company of five hundred that packed into the cinema on each night, getting a question in proved difficult as Smith worked his trademark tangential style around topics as diverse as his favourite dinosaur, why he hasn’t yet seen Firefly and what happens to a Dachshund post-coitus.

So RT-UK naturally leapt at the chance to spend some time with Smith one-on-one while he was in town and he graciously allowed us a whole two hours to riff on whatever came to mind. We’ll be sharing the full conversation very soon but we did want to rush this item to your attention right away.

UK audiences recently saw documentary journalist Louis Theroux spend time with members of the Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas, a controversial church group made largely of members of the Phelps family and run by preacher Fred Phelps. Infamous in America for taking a supremely homophobic stance and for picketing the funerals of soldiers killed in Iraq, the group see media interviews as a platform for airing their views and the word of their founder, Fred Phelps.

“That dude has always fascinated me and he’s really informed the horror movie that I’m working on,” Smith told us, “The movie’s called ‘Red State’ and it’s very much about that subject matter, that point of view and that position taken to the absolute extreme. It’s certainly not Phelps himself but it’s very much inspired by a Phelps figure.”

But while Smith is convinced that “horror” is the right definition for the film, he’s not so sure audiences will agree. “To me there’s all kinds of horror, and killing someone’s not the absolute worst thing you could do to another human being,” he said, “The death in a horror movie has always been the money shot in a very exploitative manner. Stabbing somebody and splashing blood all over them is the equivalent to some dude exploding over some broad’s face.

“And to me, too, the notion of using a Phelps-like character as a villain, as horrifying and scary as that guy can be, there’s even something more insidious than him that lurks out there in as much as a public or a government that allows it and that’s the other thing that I’m trying to examine in a big, big way. It’s weird because for a few months I’ve been saying ‘horror movie’ and technically it is, but it’s also not a very traditional horror movie in the sense that people have been asking me, ‘Is it a slasher movie? Is it like the Japanese horror flicks?’ It’d be much easier to just show it to them when I’m done and be like, ‘This is what I meant.’ At which point I’m sure there’ll be people saying, ‘This ain’t a horror movie!’ But to me, it is.”

Smith is planning to write the film in the next few months before shooting it later in the year. “We’re going to shoot it somewhere in the middle of the country, in a true red state.” And it’s not the only feature project on the horizon, as Smith told us he’s in the middle of writing a comedy to shoot in the winter. “It takes place in the middle of winter in Minnesota so we have to wait for snow,” he said.

Our full conversation with Smith, including more about “Red State”, is on its way, but for now why not have your say on the forums or visit Smith on the web at silentbobspeaks.com and viewaskew.com.

Many, many thanks to Kevin for being so generous with his time, on Good Friday of all days, and to his wonderful assistant Gail Stanley we are enormously indebted for the late nights she’s pulled putting us in touch across time-zones.”

Look for “Red State” in theaters in 2008 — And we’ll of course have full coverage here at News Askew. We can’t express how excited we are to have the chance to cover Kevin’s foray into this new genre — So stay with us for what’s sure to be an exciting year here. It sounds like “Red State” is going to be very unique — Perhaps even inspired by what Kevin saw of Malcolms interviews in “Small Town, Gay Bar”? We’re hoping to do a bunch of coverage and even a set visit once this one starts to go before the cameras, so stick with us. Kevin Smith’s RED STATE is now tentatively set for theaters near you next year!

The US Die Hard 4 Trailer Arrives!

April 5th @ 7:58 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris, Dave Bednar

  • In our excitement yesterday, we neglected to clearly mention that Die Hard trailer we had the leak on was the International version (Hence the 4.0), not the American trailer we’ll start seeing in theaters here. Yahoo today has the exclusive look at the “Live Free or Die Hard” trailer. This one’s even BIGGER and LOUDER than what we ran yesterday, shows a ton of that sweet sweet action, and looks even more like a tribute to the McClane we saw in Die Hard 1. Gotta love it. Kevin’s in this one, too, just saved for the trailer’s final funny moments with some new dialogue. Check out shots above, and of course the full trailer over at Yahoo. With a trailer like this, we think this one’s gotta be raking it in this summer.

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April 5th @ 7:58 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Olly Dean, Matt Geisler, Jay

  • Kevin Smith FanFest is just a little over a week away, and we gotta say, this looks to be the biggest, best, coolest non-View Askew organized event we’ve ever seen. Jay Wulff has outdone himself with this one, now announcing Mr. Chewlies Gum himself, Scott Shiaffo, as a special guest. The event will also have screenings, View Askew themed contests with prizes, live View Askew music, themed food and drinks, and now, even a DIRT MALL that you can get your own table at! The amount of creativity and work going into this is quite impressive. The fest is next Saturday, April 14th, Franklin Fire Hall, 137 Buckwheat Rd., Franklin, NJ 07416. Event is 11am-5pm and $3.70 tickets can still be reserved by e-mailing them at KevinSmithFest@yahoo.com, otherwise it is $10 at the door. More info can be found HERE. We hope many of you will make it out to Jersey for this one, next weekend!

  • Kevin’s spending a week with fans in London, playing his Q&A thing to sold out crowds this week. Check out some great pictures from the events above.
  • “The Logan Show” again references View Askew in a recent episode. When interviewing band “The Turning” on the March 24th episode, they recall the Lord of the Rings riff that took place in Clerks II. See ya!

FINAL Die Hard 4 Trailer: Featuring Kevin!

April 3rd @ 6:36 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by TheLegand

  • Yippee-kay-ay! Let’s Talk Die Hard 4!

Alright, so we’ll admit — 4th movies of a series, especially so far down the line, normally aren’t good ideas. So the original idea of resurrecting the Die Hard franchise was, to fans like us, scary. We LOVE the first Die Hard as one of the best flicks of all time (quite possibly the BEST actioner ever). The 2 current sequels both have merit in their own way, never quite standing up to the original, but entertaining all the same — How can you not like John McClane? So, when the first teaser showed up, folks were skeptical. Heck, so were we. Well, folks, put all those worries aside – The final Die Hard 4.0 (or, “Live Free or Die Hard”, as we hear it’ll be called stateside), has ARRIVED, and it KICKS ASS. And yep, Kevin gets a nice chunk of voiceover and screentime right in the heart of it. Check out some shots here.

What’s gonna make this flick work? First up, let’s hope this one didn’t pull the PG-13 trick and water down the violence and the colorful language. That type of stuff is what Die Hard is all about. So here’s hoping we don’t get the “Aliens vs. Predator” of the Die Hards here. Also, let’s hope the flick is as good as this amazing trailer looks. There’s a lot of cool action going on here, “money shots” if you will — Let’s hope they haven’t blown them all to fill the seats and still have some surprises left (as there is a LOT here – choppers, planes, hand-to-hand, a badass chick, and some great callbacks to the original flick from the sound of the dialogue). So, that being said, we’re now STOKED. The one-liners, the explosions, the action – McClane is back! And he’s brought our favorite director with him! It doesn’t get much cooler than that, folks. We’ll see you in the theater seats this July.

Make Way For SModcast 8!

April 3rd @ 6:33 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Podcast downloaders everywhere are heralding the arrival of the awesome SModcast, as Kevin and Scott bless us with their 8th edition of observations, anecdotes, and current events discussion. This epic edition is by far the longest one ever, coming in at a hefty 1:18 runtime. This also marks the first time we get some Askew-like news out of the show, where Kevin and Scott talk about “Reaper”. Here’s the official rundown for this week:
SModcast 8: The Entirely Too Over-Long Episode – In which our heroes puzzle over the merits of Rich Little and Danny Gans, review a foreign ruler’s take on cinema, go on about Kev’s “Reaper” stint for awhile, discuss working for The Man, assess whether or not they’ve become whores, touch on what it’s like for Mos to be the Green Goblin’s kid’s henchman, talk about editing-for-hire on “Who’s Your Caddy?”, and wrap up about twenty minutes later than they should’ve.

As always, SModcast is exclusively available via Quick Stop Entertainment, or via a subscription on your favorite podcast downloading service. Need to catch up? Every episode’s here available for free download — None of that $1.99 per-play type BS. Enjoy.

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April 3rd @ 6:33 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Justin Owades, Michael, NewPowerG1, Steve Bauer, Chip-Lover

  • Let’s kick off newsbites and today’s multimedia-rich update with an instant classic from Alanis Morissette. Watch her show her playful humorous side in this brand new video for her take on “My Humps”. We’ve got links via DevilDucky and, of course YouTube. Fergie, you just got OWNED!
  • Variety is naming Dogma’s Salma Hayek the next face to watch in the fashion world. She also continues to exec-produce the hit “Ugly Betty” for ABC.
  • And then there’s our beloved site “The Shiznit”, who again pay tribute to View Askew again today, citing Jay & Bob’s “Suzanne” as the number 8 movie monkey of all-time:
8. SUZANNE in JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK

First seen in the closing credits of Kevin Smith’s Mallrats (with her title tune from Weezer playing over the top), Suzanne makes her first proper movie appearance in Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back. The clueless stoners break into an animal testing facility and end up with a new companion – a friendly female orang-u-tan. Jay isn’t so sure she’s on his side (leading to his Planet Of The Apes-style future vision, in a world where “we will not spank the monkey, the monkey will spank us!”) but comes round when their new orange buddy helps them escape police capture after dressing as his child. Suzanne’s sexuality is also called into question by pie-fucker Jason Biggs, when he queries: “How do you know he doesn’t smoke monkey pole?” What a lovely mental image.

Monkey magic: Flying through a ‘Moonraper’ poster in a top E.T. pastiche.

See ya next time, folks!