- Here’s your chance to own a BIG piece of the Askewniverse: Banky & Holden’s table from “Chasing Amy”. The table is repeatedly seen holding Banky & Holden’s Sega. It was also featured in a key scene at the climax of the film. Both Matt Dickinson, the artist and View Askew Studios have authenticated the item as the original Kannex table from Chasing Amy. A certificate of authenticity signed by Kevin Smith will also be provided to the buyer of the table. The item will be available for the next 8 days or so, and bidding starts at $100. Congrats in advance to the lucky buyer, hopefully it will end up in a fan’s home and receive lots of TLC.
Bid on the item HERE at the frighteningly addictive eBay.
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View Askew NewsBites™
- Back on May 28th, we reported that a contestant on the UPN reality show “America’s Next Top Model” was a big View Askew fan and quoted the films all the time. Well, guess who WON THE COMPETITION? Congrats to Adrianne Curry, our favorite contestant. The previously linked E! Online story has a mention of her love of all things Askew, and the Chicago Sun-Times also had this in an article about her:
Ya see that? It pays to be a View Askew fan these days. We love our peeps.
- Today’s most popular submission: A new game by Capcom that is due for release on the Nintendo Gamecube next year, “Killer 7”, deals with a man with multiple personalities (7 to be exact, hence the game title). According to Gamespot.com, the 7 characters all have the same last name, Smith. And one of the first names? Kevin. We’re doubt there’s any relation. The article reports that the game is only 30% completed as far as coding goes, so maybe it’s not too late to throw in an easter egg that makes the dude look like everyone’s favorite director? We’ll see
- Mallrats babe Claire Forlani returns as Maxim’s “Girlfriend of the Day” today. ‘Rats scores a mention:
Alright, hey, at least she said we looked cool. And teen-aged. Love you too, Claire.
- “Matt & Ben”, the off-broadway play performed by two women that spoofs Damon & Affleck, re-opens on July 28th.
- The Mac news site MacSlash is currently running a Kevin Smith related Poll: “What is your favorite Kevin Smith DVD?”. Glad to see there’s some fans over there in the Mac world, as we all know how big of a fan Kev is of the Mac.
- The latest edition of the Aquarian (a local Jersey rock magazine) has a feature that focuses on the Stash. If anyone’s got the article scanned or keyed in, send it on.
- And finally today, on the light side of things…We’re not sure this story from the UK Sun is truly legit, but we think Brodie would have found it fascinating. Until next time, brave readers. We’ll see ya.
Commentary…
- Hey, wassup folks? Hope those of you stateside had a fantastic July 4th holiday weekend! It’s been fantastic here in PA – After a nice break full of parties, outdoor BBQ’s, and tons of fun, it’s back to the reality of it all this week. What a great break though. This weekend, Pearl Jam in concert! Summers are SO much better than winters. That’s for sure. Anyway, looking at the slate of happenings in this neck of the woods, we’ve got a few little tidbits of interest for ya today, though probably not the news onslaught you may have expected — Even Hollywood takes a break for Independence Day. Don’t forget, our Squitgun “Fade to Bright” Contest is going on through the end of this month. Still plenty of time to enter if you haven’t already done so. We’ve got a TON of entries so far, 10 random winners will be chosen in August.
You may have noticed the poll got an update at the end of last week as well with an interesting little question – Be sure to vote, and thanks to DerekD for the suggestion. So, you’ve been waiting for this, let’s get this update going today…
Kevin Returns To “Arena”!
- Kevin makes his return to column-writing for what we believe is just a one-shot article as part of Arena’s special “Sex & Superheros” issue. The article, entitled “Superheros Forever” appears in the August 2003 issue of the UK magazine. You can also click the scans above to read the entire article if you can’t get to a copy. Enjoy.
View Askew NewsBites™
- A group called “All Girl Summer Fun Band” have written and perform a song entitled “Jason Lee” all about…you guessed it…Jason Lee. The track is on their album but also available for free download at their website. Read the lyrics HERE. It’s an strangely catchy tune. Listen for yourself and you too may find yourself going “Dum dum dum dum…dum-da-dum”.
- According to Universal, a Mallrats special edition DVD will be released in the Netherlands this November. No details on specs yet, but chances are it’ll be similar or same to the currently available R1 version of the disc.
Kevin’s San Diego Schedule…
- Here’s the dates for Kevin’s appearances at the San Diego Comicon from July 17-20. Keep in mind the earlier you get there, the better. These things draw tons of fans. Also, don’t forget to e-mail us all your pictures and stories for our yearly wrapup page.
Q&A panel in Ballroom 20 at the Convention Center
Sat., 7/19: 2:30 p.m. – 3:30 p.m.:
Signing in the Autograph Section
Producer Sues Mewes…
- We received a ton of mail on this one, and as many folks are certainly concerned about how Mewes is doing lately we wanted to keep you all informed. The producers of documentary “Rock Bottom”, which we announced Jay’s involvement with months ago, are suing him, as it appears that he no longer wishes to allow them to film his life. The New York Post has the story:
Mewes agreed to let the HBO filmmakers tape everything related to his addiction – including him shooting up.
Now Craig Veytia, who’s producing “Rock Bottom,” is suing Mewes for pulling out, according to Court TV’s thesmokinggun.com.
And HBO has decided to pass on the project, a network spokeswoman told The Post yesterday.
Mewes, 28, inked a deal with Veytia in mid-March for “Rock Bottom,” which would chronicle Mewes’ heroin addiction and his struggle to get clean. He is currently in rehab.
Veytia’s suit, filed June 20, claims Mewes has tried “to hinder and/or prevent” the documentary.
Martin Arbus, an attorney who’s representing Mewes, said “it’s a possibility” that his client will try to put the kibosh on the documentary once he’s out of rehab.
“Jason has not seen what is on this film . . . and until he sees what they’ve done, no final decision will be made,” he said.
“I’ve requested that any discussion or resolution of this issue await Jason’s release from the facility he’s in so he can better deal with this issue.
“Obviously, they’ve chosen not to wait, which is unfortunate,” said Arbus.
HBO’s decision to drop the film seems to have played a big role in the dispute.
“This was held out to [Mewes] to be an HBO documentary, when in fact [Veytia] doesn’t have approval from HBO to do it,” said Arbus.
Veytia’s attorney did not return a call seeking comment.
Mewes, 28, shot to fame as the fast-talking, pot-smoking drug dealer featured in buddy Kevin Smith’s movies “Clerks,” “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back,” “Mallrats,” Chasing Amy” and “Dogma.”
He pleaded guilty last April to six counts of violating his probation for a 1999 heroin conviction.
At the time, Smith told The Post that he thought the idea of cameras documenting Mewes’ struggle to get clean and sober was “exploitative.”
Two weeks ago, Mewes transferred from one drug treatment facility in New Jersey to another – saying members of the first center were treating him “adversely” because of his celebrity status.
We’ve certainly got no legal qualifications here, but we gotta say that his attempts to remove himself from the project are certainly understandable and, in our opinion, the right choice. However, it’s up for a judge to decide this one, though we hope that it falls in Mewes’ favor. With all the guy’s been through over the past couple of years, we’re just hoping that he gets his life straightened out, and back on track. Best of luck to you, Jay.
The Squirtgun “Fade To Bright” Contest!

- How’d ya like to win a nice prize pack courtesy of the band that did that rockin’ tune “Social” from the into to Mallrats? Squirtgun, in cooperation with News Askew, would like to give 10 lucky readers a prize pack consisting of their new CD, entitled “Fade To Bright”, and a boatload of other goodies. Prize pack will consist of the following:
- Squirtgun’s new CD “Fade To Bright”
- A Mallrats Soundtrack CD SIGNED BY KEVIN SMITH
- Squirtgun poster SIGNED BY THE BAND
- Squirtgun T-shirt
Total Value Of Prize Pack: Approx. $50
Okay, so ya want in? Okey dokey. To enter, all ya gotta do is send an email to scoops@newsaskew.com with the word “SQUIRTGUN” as the subject. In the BODY of the email, include the following: Your full name (first and last) and a return e-mail address we can get back to you at if you’re a winner (even if it’s the same address as your email, let us know).
Please note: Entires that have NO subject, or that have an incorrect subject (for example, “SQUIRTGUN CONTEST ENTRTY” doesn’t work), will be eliminated immediately. In other words, stupid people will be eliminated. Sorry. Be smart.
The only other rule: You can only enter ONCE. If you enter twice, we reserve the right to remove ALL of your entries from the contest. One entry per person, please. Let’s give everyone an equal chance. Good luck!
The deadline for e-mail entries is 11:59 PM on Thursday, July 31st, 2003. Winners will be announced on or before August 4, 2003. All winners will be notified and announced by name on this site. 10 winners chosen at random will then receive a prize pack direct from the band.
For more information on Squirtgun’s “Fade To Bright”, visit Interpunk for a chance to win a brand new signed GPC guitar, pre-order the disc, and listen to some MP3s from the release. The disc hits stores on July 29th.
View Askew NewsBites™
- Want a rare CLERKS script actually used in the production of the film? One that actually features Kevin’s hand-written revisions on the copy? There’s one up at eBay and starting at a VERY low price, too. Good luck!
- Apparently Jay & Silent Bob get a very strange mention in this BBSpot Top 11 countdown: “Movies Based on Shakira’s Ass”.
- Apparently in the new Xbox game “Brute Force”, a character called Tank sings “Berserker”. Huh. How about that. The video review of the game at TechTV has the evidence. Oh, and yes, we’ve spent some time playing the game itself…And it’s BAD. It’s no HALO, that’s for sure. Catch ya at the next one, folks.
Commentary…
- Hi folks, hope you’re having a fine weekend. Finally some warm, sunny weather to enjoy here in PA and it shows. By the way, if you’re in the area here in Central PA, be sure to check out the reviatalized downtown area of Harrisburg. There’s been some great shows to check out there in recent weeks — Two good bands from the 90’s played some very intimate shows. Last month was Tonic and just this past Friday it was the Gin Blossoms. Due to the small venues, you can basically walk right up to the stage just a couple feet from the band — And hey, any singer that does a cover of “Flaming Moes” and crowd surfs over everyone for a shot of Jäger at the bar is cool with me. Check out RockInPA.com for upcoming shows and dates.
Alright then, let’s wrap up this weekend with a few stories of interest…







