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September 28th, 2005 @ 2:03 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Dan Doherty, Robert, Wayne Gauvin, Jeff Burke, The Chad, Sheir, Leroy Patterson

  • The Toronto Sun is asking you to pick your favorite Kevin Smith film from the choices (not all of them, sadly) on their front page today. Go and let your voice be heard! And let’s fix those cynics choosing “Kevin Who?” on the list!
  • More Mallrats video is here! The IESB’s got their stuff online now, which not only includes interviews with those behind the table, but some humorous looks at those of you in FRONT of the table, too. Surf their site for new clips with Kevin, Renee, Jason, Ethan, Scott, Brian, and 4 “fan group” clips. Brian talks at length about Clerks 2! Good stuff.

And yes, even “Pratfall Guy” returned to the signing for a second shot at fame.

  • G4TV’s “Attack of the Show”, will have a segment on the West Coast Stash tomorrow, which we presume will be of footage filmed at last weekend. The show airs at 4 PM PST/7 PM EST.
  • An interview with ‘Waiting’ Director Rob McKittrick posted at AICN shows that Clerks was an influence as well as Kevin himself. We’d actually like to congratulate Rob, if he’s reading perchance, on the release of the film — We remember waaay back in the early days of News Askew, he actually sent us a very early script of “Waiting” to peruse.
  • And a final note today — We hope you’re still watching “Earl” as it’s promising to be the best new network comedy this year — But if you’re NOT watching Fox’s “Arrested Development”, or HBO’s new Ricky Gervais program “Extras”, you’re missing comedy brilliance. Seek them out. See ya next time!

Houston Chronicles ‘Rats & C2…

September 28th, 2005 @ 2:02 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Darryl Wong

  • Whist it may first seem as this article from the Houston Chronicle devotes itself to Clerks 2, a lot of time is spent on the Mallrats DVD, though there’s some bits for everyone in this one, that they like to call:
Idiosyncratic director Clerks againKevin Smith strikes back

By BRUCE WESTBROOK

He may be an auteur, but Kevin Smith is donning his backward baseball cap and trench coat again as Silent Bob. The New Jersey filmmaker is about to start his seventh feature and first sequel, with sure-to-offend title Clerks 2: The Passion of the Clerks. The film follows 1994’s Clerks, about Smith’s early convenience-store career.

“It’s about what happens to the angry young man when he turns 35,” Smith said of Clerks 2. “How long can you maintain your position of outsider when you’ve left the demographic that counts. It’s a little touch of pre-midlife crisis.”

The first Clerks was shot in the wee hours at the store where he worked. Miramax’s Harvey and Bob Weinstein bought the $27,000 production and launched him into the mainstream — or as close to it as an edgy regional filmmaker can get.

Miramax was bought, too — by Disney — and now the Weinsteins are leaving to form another studio.

“Whither they goest, so go I,” said Smith, who’s doing Clerks 2 for their new studio. “I’ve had great relationships with the Weinsteins for 11 years. I’ve never brought them a movie where they said no.”

The only film he didn’t make for them was his biggest flop — and, in a weird way, his biggest hit. That was 1995’s Mallrats, which just returned to DVD in a 10th-anniversary edition. A cult favorite, it also plays at midnight Friday and Saturday at the Landmark River Oaks.

After the bare-budget Clerks made $3 million, Universal gave Smith $6 million to shoot Mallrats, a raucous comedy about slackers at a New Jersey mall. Savaged by critics, it earned just $2 million at theaters.

“It wasn’t my finest hour,” Smith said of Mallrats, whose ensemble included rising actors Jason Lee and Ben Affleck. They then starred in his next film, acclaimed romantic comedy/drama Chasing Amy.

Mallrats finally found its audience via TV showings and a 1999 DVD.

“For the intelligentsia and people who are into film, Chasing Amy, which I love, and Clerks are the real touchstones,” Smith said. “But for the mass audience — which isn’t that massive, but big enough to keep me doing this for 12 years — it’s Mallrats all the way. That was their entry point to my work. They still hold great affection for it.”

Not expecting a second DVD, Smith crammed Mallrats’ first disc with extras. But when Universal wanted a follow-up, he couldn’t refuse.

“I still carry a sense of Catholic guilt,” he said, “Granted, the movie has long since gone into profit via DVD and TV, but I still felt, ‘Man, I blew somebody’s $6 million, and I’d better make it back for them.’ ”

So he hatched an idea. Since Mallrats was the only film he didn’t edit, Smith would recut it, using alternate takes and unused scenes.

One problem: His raw footage had too many master shots without “coverage,” or cutting to close-ups. “Scenes just go on and on, and there’s no way to get out of them,” Smith said. Yet he managed to tweak some scenes while adding a half-hour of unused footage.

“The longer version is still an exercise in futility,” Smith said. “If you never liked that movie, the longer version won’t make you like it any more. But fans want to see everything — to be entranced in the world of the movie.” (The River Oaks will screen Mallrats’ original cut.)

After Mallrats and Amy, Smith hit his stride with Dogma, a cutting look at organized religion, then Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, a comic swipe at Hollywood excess. In each, Smith played Silent Bob, with pal Jason Mewes as Jay, two Jersey stoners who originated in Clerks.

The only film Smith would like to forget was his latest, Jersey Girl. The maligned comedy-drama starred Affleck and then-fiancee Jennifer Lopez at the peak of their overexposure.

“That one I don’t feel as bad about,” Smith said. “It cost $35 million to make, and we made $25 million, but we followed Gigli (also with Affleck and Lopez), which never got past $6 million. That’s the silver lining to the dark cloud of that chapter of my life.”

Besides his film work, Smith writes comics, including recent runs for Spider-Man and Daredevil. He also wrote a screenplay for a Superman movie but was burned by studio meddling and backed off.

“There’s much more freedom on the page,” Smith said. “You can invoke obscure things that, in a movie, an exec will take out to make it palatable to the mainstream.”

Smith believes he’ll never be a mainstream filmmaker.

“I can’t think that broadly,” he said. “I can enjoy broad entertainment, but I can’t make it. That’s why I like staying where I am. As long as the Weinsteins will have me, I’m with them. They’re the dudes who gave me my shot. Without them, I’d still be working in a convenience store.”

But his independent streak has made Smith a favorite filmmaker to dedicated fans. He stays in touch with them via his Web site, viewaskew.com. There, Smith recently held an auction to help Hurricane Katrina victims.

A barbecue at his home sold for $11,500. A walk-on part in Clerks 2 went for $16,000. In all, the auction raised $33,825, which Smith matched, for a total of $67,650 going to the American Red Cross.

“Back in ‘91, we had a terrible storm in New Jersey, and when water came over the sea wall, my house got flooded, and I had water up to my knees,” Smith said. “So when I saw New Orleans, it really took me back. I thought, ‘I’m in a position to raise some loot, so let’s do it.’ ”

Of course, some folks are never satisfied.

“People on the Internet said, ‘Oh, another (half-baked) attempt by a celebrity to help.’ But you know, I’m matching all that money myself, and besides, what are you doing, buddy? I tell you, the Internet has unleashed the most bitter, pejorative people on earth.”

Kevin & “Clerks 2” In The “Sun”…

September 28th, 2005 @ 2:00 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Ed O'Brien

  • Man, it’s really mind-blowing that Clerks 2 is starting production in less than 2 weeks. This is such an exciting time to be a fan, and we can’t wait to see the early looks at what transpires. The project’s remained quite secret as far as details, so far, and we’ll be doing our best to keep the surprises that way for you as well.

Kevin’s also stared ramping up the press, with a lot of time in front of cameras and reporters for last weekend’s Mallrats event at the Stash. The Toronto Sun chats with Kevin about this event, as well as the reasons he decided that now is the perfect time to make a Clerks sequel. Here’s a clip:

Kevin Smith is doing Clerks 2 to get away from famous movie stars, including his pal Ben Affleck, who co-starred in his last movie Jersey Girl. It is also one of the reasons he walked away from a planned big-screen version of The Green Hornet, Smith tells the Sun.

Says Smith: “The cynical take on it is: ‘Well, Jersey Girl didn’t work so he’s going back to the well.’ And those people are not exactly wrong. It’s just that they’re missing the target but hitting the tree.

“Jersey Girl didn’t work (it bombed at the box office after the latest twist in the Bennifer fuss hit the headlines) but it’s not why I’m going back to Clerks. Coming off Jersey Girl, it’s just that I don’t want to work with famous people for a while. I don’t like having a movie that is kind of at the mercy of the people that you’ve cast.

“Jersey Girl, I don’t think it’s the rule but it’s not quite the exception. It was tough to watch that movie getting brought down by somebody’s relationship, something that I have no (control) over. So Jersey Girl did have an influence on me doing Clerks 2 but it wasn’t the obvious.”

As for The Green Hormet, it was the famous people problem plus a lack of confidence that he could handle a $70-million production. “Green Hornet was a bit of that, but it was more than this movie is way too big for someone like me. I don’t have enough talent to pull that off.”

Read the Sun’s full story, which contains some excellent insight from Kevin on why he loved putting out the extra Mallrats footage, despite its flaws.

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September 27th, 2005 @ 2:07 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Scott Hinze, Ian Pravata, James Eakins, Greg

  • Last Sunday’s live, hour-long, commercial-free interview with Kevin Smith on Fanboy Radio is now up for your listening pleasure at their website. On the program, they cover topics such as: Clerks 2, Green Hornet, Degrassi, his comic work, and Kevin fields tons of calls from you, the fans. The file is a 14 meg MP3 and should play via your PODcasts or just a direct download to your PC. Enjoy, and get it while the bandwith gettin’s good.
  • It’s always interesting to hear of celeb aspirations (and sometimes successes) in the politial realm. Seems that the Washington Post has picked up on a rumor that Ben Affleck will run for political office, though his spokesman says the rumors are “baseless”.
  • This sounds familiar, but we couldn’t find it in the archives. In the Bret Easton Ellis book “Glamorama”, the main characters are opening a club, and this is a direct quote from the S section of the guest list (page 119):
“So is Will Smith, Kevin Smith and, um, Sir Mix-a-Lot,” JD says, ignoring me.

More Pics & VIDEO From The Mallrats Event!

September 27th, 2005 @ 2:06 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Robert Sanchez, Eric Smith

  • You’ve had some breathing room between our massive coverage of the Mallrats event at the Westwood Stash yesterday, right? Good. Because we got more more MORE for ya today!

The IESB’s got a bunch of high quality photos of the cast available, 3 pages worth, actually. They’ve got some video on the way any moment, as well (perhaps even online by the time you’re reading this). Check out the coverage HERE.

Next up – A site that we believe is new to the News Askew scoopage realm, CelebrityCloseups.com, has managed to cut together a pretty 7 minute video that you can view HERE (we believe, the first online video of the event), as well as their own set of photos (6 whole pages, no less). Go ahead, get your Mallrats freak on. Interviews, video of the store, the line, and the fans await.

Silent Bob Speaks For Another 2 Weeks!

September 27th, 2005 @ 2:05 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Kevin Smith

  • He’s baaack — One of the most substantial updates to Kevin’s online blog, “My Boring Ass Life”, is now available for your peeping pleasure. You’ll want to start with September 12th’s text (the pics were there before, though) and walk on through all the way up to September 25th. Clerks 2 is the buzzword in this one, as preproduction is in FULL force and Kevin’s sharing enough tidbits to get you even more excited for the flick (as if you weren’t already, eh?) We’re sure that you’re going to read each and every word, though if you just can’t wait to see some of the good parts, here’s a few highlights from these updates:
“Dave and I are shooting the shit out of this flick. We’re doing very little of the static two shots we did on the first “Clerks”, with a ton of hand-held coverage planned instead. What would’ve been one set-up on the first flick will now be five set-ups, minimum. This time around, the look of the flick will be as important as the performances and what’s being said.”

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“Jeff’s electric. He’s got the whole script memorized, and every piece of his delivery is gold. After working at it for an hour, we finally find Trevor’s voice for Elias, the character he plays, and the scenes begin to really sing, cracking me up (a good sign, as I believed I was already too familiar with the material to find it laugh-out-loud funny anymore). After four hours of rehearsal, going over all their shared scenes, we call it a day, and I head back to the house.”

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“I shower and head down to the office, where Mos, Dave and I watch a chunk of “25th Hour”, a film whose look I like quite a bit for “Clerks 2”. The “C2” brain-trust then goes over the options for a digital intermediate – a process in which you shoot on film, then transfer the footage into a digital format, where you have unprecedented color correction control, and spit the results back out onto a digital master from which all the film prints are made. The process is probably most easily recognizable in the Coen Brothers’ flick “O Brother, Where Art Thou” – where colors were deeply saturated to give whole section of the flick a golden hue.

We’re going the opposite way. Amongst other things, our plans are to de-saturate the colors of all the scenes that take place at work, to give Dante and Randal’s jobs a bland, hell-ish feel. The idea is the culmination of months of back-and-forth about whether or not to hone close to the low-rent look of the first “Clerks”. At the end of the day, we figured shooting on 16mm or shooting the flick as flatly and mes-en-scene as “Clerks” would be disingenuous and feel like we were trying too hard to catch lightning in a bottle twice. The look of “Clerks” – long held to be a big part of the flicks’ charm – was born out of a lack of budget and a trio of amateurs’ eyes. This time around, we’ve got a budget and a decade of experience on our side; making the flick look bad on purpose would make us feel like we were posers. However, it doesn’t mean we can’t fuck around and try something creative with the look to invoke the first “Clerks”, while still applying everything we’ve learned since ’93.”

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“As good as the boys have been in our previous rehearsal this past week, the introduction of a girl (a girl actress, to boot) suddenly enhances all three of their performances; i.e. – it seems like all three guys have ratcheted it up a bit. Brian’s taken a massive leap since yesterday, Jeff – who’s been camera-ready since Monday – informs today’s rendition of Randal with not just the big laughs, but also sincere pathos, and Trevor is now locked into Elias’ tone and mannerisms so completely, it’s a night-and-day difference between the actor and the role. And Dawson – gift from the acting gods Dawson – redefines the read-thru, by actually becoming Becky, raising a bar that’s well-met by Brian, Jeff, and Trevor.

Each of the guys are on point and flawless – so much so that I don’t even interject with direction/correction, speaking up only to cover the lines of cast that isn’t there. We could’ve shot that rehearsal and it would’ve been release-worthy, so excellent were the performances across the boards. Invariably, on every production, there comes a moment when the reality of what you’re doing – creating a fake world populated with people who don’t really exist – kicks in, and you know it’s time to start committing it to celluloid. For me, that moment was triggered in that room. It’s time to actually take “Clerks 2” from theoretical to film.”

Alright, so we got new Clerks 2 character names — Elias and Becky. Cool. We’re going to get an ONLINE VIDEO JOURNAL as Kevin makes Clerks 2. Double Cool!Also, in exciting news for you Bostonians, bummed that Kev’s missing WizardWorld, some GOOD news: The exclusive Kevin figures are NOT! They’ll be signed and ready for your purchase at the View Askew booth — Only 750 of ‘em, so get them while they’re around. Now’s your cue to head over to Kevin’s “My Boring Ass Life” blog and read it all! Okay, finish reading this News Askew update first. THEN go. And don’t miss the September 22nd update where Kevin shares a never-before-seen clip of the unfilmed Mallrats opening sequence that we’d have loved to see.

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September 26th, 2005 @ 2:11 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Tom T, Justin McGill, Zach Alkire, Billy Archiello, Jake Tringali

  • The most recent episode of Internet TV show command-N (find it at http://commandn.tv) drops Kevin’s name and links to his blog. They shot episode 16 at Centennial College in Canada, where Degrassi High’s exteriors were shot. Command-N is a geeky tech news show from Canada.

  • With all this terrible weather, it’s nice to see some folks can still have a sense of humor about it — Check out this still from a bike shop in the path of hurricane Rita over the weekend.
  • We just thought you folks might find this Independent Spirit Awards news from the IMDB quite fascinating:
If a movie costs more than $20 million to make, it will no longer be eligible to compete for the Independent Spirit Awards. The new guideline was announced Thursday by Film Independent (formerly IFP/Los Angeles), which oversees the awards. Nominations for the awards are scheduled to be announced on Nov. 29 with the trophies themselves to be presented on March 4 at ceremonies carried live by the Independent Film Channel (IFC).
  • In case you missed it, Betanews reports that the pilot episode for Chris Rock’s hit new sitcom, “Everybody Hates Chris”, will be streaming on the web for free via Google Video.
  • A few more tidbits on that “Feast” delay for you Project Greenlight fans — Folks attending the recent Fangoria Weekend of Horrors have heard that the delay was to move it away from competition with Dimension’s own Underworld sequel, which hits in January. So, while there is no official release date at the moment, a new date should be announced shortly. A sneak preview screening is occurring in Austin, Texas as part of the Fantastic Fest 2005 from Oct 6 through 9. For full information, check out the article HERE.

Kevin On “Joey” – Watch It Here!

September 26th, 2005 @ 2:09 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • In case you missed Kevin’s fun cameo scene in the Season 2 pilot of “Joey” last Thursday, we’ve gone ahead and captured the clip and tossed it up online here for your enjoyment. A good portion of the episode centered around Kevin, and Joey’s quest to get a part in his upcoming film. Kevin plays himself, and, as he’s stated, did some rewrites of the script for the scene which you’re about to watch. The clip is in the new DivX format to get us the highest quality in the least amount of bandwidth — Grab a free player HERE if you don’t already have it. Enjoy.

‘RATS EVENT COMPLETE COVERAGE!

September 26th, 2005 @ 2:08 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Mike Lengyel, Alert Ortega, Will Wilkins, Scott Kramer

  • Alright, so sadly we all couldn’t attend the big Mallrats signing event at Stash West (we’re bummed to have missed this one, as we’ve heard it was a total party atmosphere)…Lucky for you, we’ve got a boatload of coverage for you to enjoy today, including photos, audio, reports, and news a’plenty.

Above, you’ll see some exclusive photos from the amazing Albert L. Ortega Photography. Click them all for much more detailed looks, as Mr. Ortega always seems to capture those perfectly unique moments at every gig. We again thank him for his contributions to News Askew, and hope you enjoy his work, which includes photos of the new painting in progress, the in-store DJ, the fans, Harley, and, of course, the wonderful signing panel (a couple faves of ours being Kevin with the pretzels and those groups shots behind the table).

The event turned out a HUGE success, even more amazing was the fact that the gang ran things so well that they got outta there before midnight, which has to be some kind of record. Reports tell us that many fans even double dipped the line, getting their swag taken care of by the main group, then following it up by jumping BACK in line to wait for Jason Lee’s evening arrival. Here’s Kevin’s final thoughts on the day:

Thanks, all who attended, for your patience and for keeping it orderly.

Thanks to the Stash staff (Xtian, Bob, Gina, Emile, Dave, Alberto, and the new chick), for taking care of all our guests.

Big thanks to Gail, who kept the line moving, insuring that not only did nobody leave without getting their stuff signed, but insuring, also, that we were all out of there by ten o’clock.

And thanks, especially, to Brian O, Jason L, Ethan S, Jason M, Scotty M, Renee H, and for showing up and signing ’til everyone was taken care of.

It was a big, successful event, kids. We started with a line that wrapped the block, and still managed to get out of there before midnight. Amen.

In lieu of our absence, our dedicated west coast reporter, Mike Lengyel, came to the scene and filed an insightful report of his own, complete with more exlusive photos, which we’ll now present straight ahead:

THE DAY OF THE ‘RATS

By MIKE LENGYEL
News Askew Writer

LOS ANGELES, California (NA) – September 24, 2005

October 20, 1995. That was the day that MALLRATS, the follow-up to Kevin Smith’s debut indie hit, CLERKS, opened nationwide on 800 screens. Three days later, the film was unapologetically deemed dead on arrival at the box-office. But afterwards, almost seemingly by divine intervention, MALLRATS was resurrected and found its audience, where it was unable to before, on home video. Now nearly ten years later to the date, the film is being celebrated with the release of a 10-year Anniversary Edition DVD from the very same studio that had previously wanted to bury the flick after opening weekend, to being the same studio that has now produced and released not one, but now two DVD editions of the film on the market.

Today though, marks a high point for Smith and company as after nearly a decade, vindication comes full circle. That’s clearly made evident by the hundreds of fans who showed up, some standing in line as early as 2pm Friday (with the festivities actually scheduled at 2pm Saturday mind you), and by the start of the signing had already begun wrapping itself down the block and around Westwood Village.

Smith, joined by fellow cast mates, Jason Mewes, Renee Humphrey, Ethan Suplee, Scott Mosier and later on into the evening, Jason Lee and an un-announced surprise appearance by Brian O’Halloran (who’s currently in-town prepping to shoot the sequel to CLERKS), fans were eager and patient outside, while inside, groups were ushered through at about 20 at a time, with an average of 100 fans getting in and out each hour. Even some other surprise notables were caught stopping by the signing. “Hey wasn’t that Paul Dini and isn’t that MTV’s Andy Milonakis over there?!?!”

(Note the Fliptz bag of chocolate cover pretzels on the table.)

Just as one lucky female fan got her backside signed by Smith, another learned the cold hard truth about purchasing those signed movie posters off E-Bay when he asked Lee to verify his signature on cast signed ALMOST FAMOUS poster he purchased off the site. Lee quickly dismissed the poorly forged signature as a fake, and then proceeded to show him how he actually signs and prints his name on the poster and then adding “the REAL” above his freshly signed, now authentic, autograph.

This was easily by far and large the best possible signing Smith has ever held to date. Backed by nearly the entire ‘RATS cast, Smith also lined up CLERKS TAS and comic artist, Jim Mahfood, to do a live wall painting of the various characters in the View Askewniverse, that fans could watch inside being done as well as groove to some sweet jams being spun live in-store.

It helps that Smith now has a store to call his own out here on the West Coast, which allows him far greater control of how to handle and sponsor such in-store appearances. And because of such, once inside, especially during this signing, one almost feels like they’re at a party hosted by Smith where they can relax, and freely meet and greet cast and crew all without feeling like being ushered in and out all too quickly by store security.

By 9pm, the last in line was in, signed, sealed and delivered, while some attendees chose to leave, others decided to stick around and continue to mingle with the likes of O’Halloran, Smith and his wife, who grooved the night away to the beats and rhymes while Mahfood and company continued to rock the back wall.

In other coverage, Will and Scott at Radio Askew managed to nab an exclusive interview with Kevin during the signing gig. You can check that footage out by clicking here and listening to Episode 5 of Radio Askew! We can’t stress enough how much we think you’ll enjoy this latest episode, with tons of audio coverage from the event, including interviews with folks on the line, Kevin Smith, Renee Humphrey, Ethan Suplee, and Jason Mewes. There’s a surprise Clerks 2 cameo casting revealed, which we’ll respectfully save from mentioning here for a couple days — So listen to their podcast to learn it now! Will and Scott do a fantastic job.

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September 24th, 2005 @ 2:16 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Rocky Nash, Justin Walker, Kevin Drummond, Justin McGill, Whitney

  • That Kevin Smith Interview from 106.1 radio that we mentioned earlier in the week? Well, the fine folks at that station have hooked us up with the full audio of that very chat, which we’re now happy to present to you. The gang who interview Kevin (Meathead, Desi, and Rocky Nash) are all big fans who know the work very well. It runs a little over 10 minutes total. Enjoy, and thanks Rocky!
  • Bloody-Disgusting reports that the latest Project Greenlight flick “Feast” has sadly been pulled from Dimension’s release slate. Dang it! Anyone know how we can see this thing? Is PG cursed???
  • We’re not sure how many of you saw it, as the debut ran up against Kev’s fun appearance on “Joey” this past Thursday, but critics and audiences are digging Chris Rock’s new show, “Everybody Hates Chris”. Thursdays at 8 on UPN. While Rock’s not nearly the regular Askew dude that Lee is, we’re sure hoping his show’s a huge success as well.
  • Okay, new Degrassi discoverers, here’s your chance: The-N/Noggin is set to begin airing classic Degrassi episodes beginning Thursday, 7 October at 8pm Eastern. That night The-N will air 4 episodes (which will repeat over the weekend). It will begin with Degrassi Junior High.
  • More Mallrats DVD kudos — JoBlo has nothing but good stuff to say about this latest edition to the amazing View Askew disc library. Although the reviewer doesn’t seem to be a huge fan of the flick, he gives high marks to the disc.
  • Possible hidden Clerks reference in a video game? In the new Ultimate Spider-Man game, in one of the first levels, Venom squares off against Wolverine, and one of his pre-recorded lines is “I ain’t even supposed to be here today.” Ya never know.