Archive for May, 1998

“Tail Lights Fade” Info…

May 16th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • We’ve got some hot “Tail Lights Fade” casting info for you here, from an anonymous and very helpful scooper…Remember where you heard it first!
Denise Richards The Fade is still kinda working out the kinks in final cast, but I can tell you that Christina Applegate is in it, to be joined by the “Wild Thing” herself, Denise Richards.

Incidentally, both of them are ex “Married With Children” gals.

No Carmen Lee.

Final budget is in the realm of $3m.

Shoot starts June 1.

Denise Richards…Yowza!!! Well, we suppose Kelly Bundy is okay, too, but she’s getting a little up there in years…But Denise…She needs to come over. Anyway, shame about Carmen, really it is. Due to the fact that TLF is getting less and less Askew-related, coverage WILL be limited, but we’ll at least try and keep you abreast (Denise…) of what’s going on with the flick.

Vote For Jay & Bob In Celebrity DeathMatch!

May 16th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

Celebrity Deathmatch

  • A lot of you may have caught the Celebrity Deathmatch episode on MTV before Seinfeld this past Thursday night, in which the main event was a fight between Jerry Seinfeld and Tim Allen. If you haven’t seen the show, it’s an all-claymation show where popular characters meet up and do battle. It’s a lot of fun.

Anyway, now that the show will air every Thursday night at 10 on MTV, they’re looking for ideas. That’s where YOU come in. On the MTV Celebrity Deathmatch web page, they’re taking votes for a special “Viewer’s Choice” episode. Jay & Silent Bob are one of the choices! Be sure to surf over and give them your vote, it’d be great to see a clay Jay & Bob go at it! Hell, I wouldn’t be surprised if Kev & Jay even did the voices themselves…

Jay Gets Popped…

May 16th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by WestEnd

  • An astute poster on the WWWBoard mentioned a rumor he’d heard that was actually in turn verified by Kevin, with yet another funny “Jay story” to add to the collection. Here’s the thread:
: The rumor as I heard it. Jay and a bunch of cats from the crew are out drinking. Some chick gets Jay’s autograph, shows it to boyfriend, he gets pissed and punches Mewes out(with one punch). Assorted members of the crew then procede to jump this guy.

Close – he did, indeed, pop Mewes in the face. However, the boy was not ‘punched out’. In fact, he showed considerable constraint, considering he had a pool cue in hand. His rationale was that he didn’t want to get arrested, and screw up the schedule. Apparently, the punch was such that only his pride was hurt.

Or as Mewes put it: “The fuck hit like a girl.”

Good Will Ass-Kicking…

May 16th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Hal Phillips

  • This is from the June issue of ICON THOUGHTSTYLE MAGAZINE. It’s from an article called “The Screenplay” by Ian Grey. There’s some stuff in here about Hollywood-style rewrites, and this paragraph pops up:
Fortunately for Matt Damon and Ben Affleck (GOOD WILL HUNTING), this process ended with an Oscar for best screenplay, but started out as a bad action-adventure story, featuring episodes with Will (Damon) going to the zoo, an evil FBI agent (instead of the mentor-professor character), and a climax of world peace.

VA Folks In Upcoming Films…

May 14th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Neil Juan Luis Pedro Philipo de Huevos

  • The May 11-17 issue of Variety, contains a huge list of upcoming films, and quite a few of them feature Askewers! Check out this rundown…
The Third Wheel- starring Ben Affleck, director-Jordan Brady; start of principal photography- September 1998

Forces of Nature- starring Ben Affleck and Sandra Bullock; director- Bronwen Hughes; start date- 6/98 (this is a Dreamworks film)

Punks- starring Dwight Ewell; director- Patrik-Ian Polk; start date- 6/6

The Talented Mr. Ripley- starring Matt Damon and Gwyneth Paltrow; director- Anthony Mingella; start date- 5/98

Enemy of the State- starring Jason Lee, Will Smith, Gene Hackman and Scott Caan; director- Tony Scott; start date- 11/5

Mumford- starring Jason Lee, Ted Danson, Hope Davis, Mary McDonnell, David Paymer, Martin Short, Pruitt Taylor Vince, Alfre Woodard; director- Lawrence Kadsan; start date- 4/6

200 Cigarettes- starring Ben Affleck, Casey Affleck, Dave Chappelle, Gaby Hoffman, Courtney Love, Jay Mohr, Martha Plimpton, Christina Ricci and Paul Rudd; director- Risa Bramon Garcia; in post-production

Desert Blue- starring Casey Affleck, Brenden Sexton III, Christina Ricci, Ethan Suplee; directed by Morgan J. Freeman (the guy who did ‘Hurricane Streets’, not THE Morgan Freeman!!!); in post-production

Taillights Fade was also listed, but there wasn’t any interesting info about it. It was cool to see it in the issue, however.

Commentary

May 14th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Hellooooooooooo! Well, it’s over. No more Seinfeld. Sorry for the delay with today’s update, but hey, what can we say, we’re fans like everyone else. The final episode was entertaining, but the opening 45 minutes of scenes & bloopers were even better. But now, it’s back to the task at hand…Here’s your News Askew update for today, folks…

First Look: Jay & Bob Figures!!!

May 14th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Sean Russell

Jay & Silent Bob Action Figures

  • News Askew FINALLY has that first look at the ACTUAL Jay & Silent Bob figures for you, courtesy of our scooper and ToyFare Magazine. Click the thumbnail for a better look. Trust us, once you get a look at these two, you’re not going to be able to pass them up when they’re available for sale this September.

An article accompanied the photo, but we don’t have it transcribed…If someone would like to do it and send it our way, that’d be great.

View Askew NewsBites™

May 14th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Jim Lynch , Jason Witt , Kevin Flynn , Eileen Ruth , Rathbone , Chris Ivey , Mike Barklage , Redayze & Chasing Holden

  • The Metroactive web site has a story that we’ve uncovered that discusses the Oni Double Feature issue with the Jay & Silent Bob story. It’s a pretty good article, too.
‘Clerks’ director Kevin Smith turns his film characters into comic-book heroes with a sexual subtext

By Richard von Busack

TALK ABOUT your sexual tension! Director Kevin Smith has been teasing fans for years with the apparently more-than-friendly relationship between his regular characters Silent Bob and Jay. The two stoners, seen in Smith’s “New Jersey Trilogy” of films–Clerks (1994), Mallrats (1996) and Chasing Amy (1997)–are now starring in Smith’s comic books for Oni, a publisher in Portland, Ore.

In his first appearance in Clerks, Jay (Jason Mewes) tips off the audience to his (perhaps) subconscious attraction to his mute pal, Silent Bob (played by Smith himself). Jay, a small-time reefer salesman who spends his days propping up the front wall of a New Jersey convenience store, tells Bob, “You’re rude, but you’re cute as hell. I’d like to go down on ya …”

And then Jay snaps out of it, violently. The joke has gone too far. Pushing Bob, who hasn’t responded at all to Jay’s declaration, Jay says, “Hey, you faggot, fuck ya. I hate guys, I love women.”

Currently, Oni publishes two comic books featuring Silent Bob and Jay, with a whole Jay and Silent Bob issue scheduled for this summer. Now in print are Oni Double Feature #1 ($2.95), scripted by Kevin Smith and illustrated by ex-San Josean Matt Wagner, and Clerks (The Comic Book) ($2.95), scripted by Smith and illustrated by Jim Mafhood, with a cover by Gilberto Hernandez.

The Silent Bob and Jay adventure in Oni Double Feature (the non-Smith half of the double feature is a self-congratulatory comic by Arnold and Jacob Pander about pirate radio) is titled “Walt Flanagan’s Dog.” Silent Bob and Jay get high and go for a walk. They cross the path of a yapping lap dog named Krypto, who belongs to comic-book-store hanger-outers Walt and Steve-Dave.

Walt and Steve-Dave run out of their house half-naked; they had been engaged in a game of “Comic Book Trivia Strip Poker” when Krypto’s barking disturbed them. The two try to chase Silent Bob and Jay away. In revenge, our heroes decide to mess Krypto up with some secondhand hash smoke. The dog gets stoned and rolls over, sporting a proud erection.

The Freudian aspect of this tale is too rich to be ignored. Silent Bob and Jay’s thing for each other is acted out on a canine surrogate. When touched below the belt–or where his belt would be, if dogs wore belts–Krypto begins barking furiously and chases the two around town.

THIS CANINE panic is no doubt a symbol of society’s furious reaction to homosexuality–especially New Jersey society’s. Too extreme an interpretation? So, OK, here’s another Smith plot, this time from Clerks (The Comic Book). Walt is caught in a Star Wars action-figures price war with Dante and Randall, the title characters from the film Clerks. Walt is almost traded to another male collector as a male sex slave in exchange for some Star Wars toys. Thanks to quick action by Silent Bob and Jay, who frame a male truck driver for sexually harassing them, Walt is spared.

In Clerks (The Comic Book), Smith has a great deal of fun devising imaginary Star Wars “chase” (i.e. “highly collectible”) action figures, such as Handless Luke and Burnt Aninkin Skywalker. But Smith’s work in both his comics and his films is most interesting when he drops hints about sexual politics that aren’t supposed to exist in the suburbs.

Smith’s last film, Chasing Amy, which was popular with younger viewers, seemed like a breakthrough because it was about sexual confusion. (Admittedly, the film treated the subject in the tentative, injured fashion that 20-year-old female singer-songwriters treat romantic love.)

Maybe the very circumspect way in which Smith approached sexual issues made the film safe for the suburbs. Those few viewers who took that badly flawed film seriously realized that Smith was really up to something by discussing homosexual panic in a straight-guy’s movie. The director/writer was trying to battle his way out of the suburban homophobia that permeated his upbringing.

Smith’s presence in the comic-book field is no surprise; he’s an avid fan who’s loaded his films with reference to comics. The fact that he is now creating comic books after becoming an independent-film darling lends prestige to the medium.

Unfortunately, although Smith’s name is giving these underground comics prestige, he isn’t writing the kind of material that might make it possible for a mainstream audience to take the art form more seriously.

I hope Smith will eventually use the comic-book format to create some more thoughtful work, as he did in the best scenes in Chasing Amy. Unfortunately, so far, in his comics, women are completely out of the picture, and the storytelling is a step backward into Jay’s blustering dick-wielding world.

  • There’s an online survey being conducted about the defining “things” of our generation by WorldResearch Co. The “things” they are looking at are the defining movies, albums, TV shows, heroes,villains, snacks, etc. of our generation. You can even win prizes for your time…The top being the 100top movies of all time! Why are we mentioning this? Well, it just so happens that Clerks and Chasing Amymade it into the list to choose from. Click HERE to takethe survey.
  • The Internet Movie Database’s Studio Briefing did a small piece on Ben Affleck today…And here it be:
THE NATURAL SUPERIORITY OF BRITISH ACTORS?

Good Will Hunting‘s Ben Affleck has told an audience at Oxford thatBritish actors have an inherent advantage over Americans in Hollywood.As reported Wednesday by BBC Radio 1, Affleck remarked: “It doesn’tmatter if you’re good. In America if you’re British you’re just good.They just think that you’re smart and better than we are.” The Radio 1reporter said that Affleck encountered heckling about Gwyneth Paltrow,who sat beside him but refused to take questions. When he was asked,”How do you get a girlfriend like Gwyneth?” he replied, “If you work forMiramax, actually you get issued a girlfriend.”

  • Finally today, our most popular (and erroneous) submission, courtesy of InfoBeat‘s “Tinseltown Trash” :
Ben Affleck and Matt Damon seem to be single-handedly keeping a Wisconsin 7-11in business. The duo, in town filming “Dogma”, keeps stopping by for beer andcondoms. Remember, just say “no” to unprotected alcoholism.

Where DO they get this information?

MATTDAMON.COM Opening Soon…

May 13th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by SunsetTea

  • Our scooper’s site, www.mattdamon.com, will be opening this Monday, May 18th. It promises to be the biggest and best Damon spot on the web, so all you Matty fans will have a new place to visit. Subscribers of the Matt Damon & Ben Affleck Mailing List get a sneak peek the night before. Information about subscribing can here found at her homepage (HERE).

‘Amy’ Coming To Sell-Thru…

May 13th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by TwlghtMan

  • Many of you have been looking forward to the chance of completing the Jersey trilogy video collection on your shelves…Well, we’ve finally heard the first rumblings of a Chasing Amy sell-through release date. Our scooper spotted the date of AUGUST 25th on the Coming Soon board in a Coconuts Video/Music store. Won’t be long now, folks. Be sure to buy your copy when it’s released (most likely for $19.95 or less). We’ll have more information as soon as we can confirm the date.