Archive for January 31st, 2000

Commentary…

January 31st @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Whew. That’s all we gotta say. First of all, our Flyers disappointed a bit, they were looking tired on Sunday and got blanked by the Caps 2-0. Then we walk out of the MCI Center to an ICE STORM! After driving 5 hours in HORRIBLE weather from DC to Harrisburg, we made it back around 10 PM last night by some miracle, missing the entire Superbowl in the process (but hey, at least The Sorpranos started at 10!). On the upside, we spent Saturday night out on the town and had a total blast — Had some AMAZING chili at a joint called the Hard Times Cafe, then hit a jumpin’ Irish joint called Murphy’s. Afine time was had by all. And that DC metro system is very, very nice.

So, that being said, a few things to report on today, including of course the pair of Clerks TCS ads that aired last night, some news from the land of Sundance, and a couple other tidbits. Most of the stuff’s in the form of NewsBites, but trust us, read ‘em, there’s some important info there.

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January 31st @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Jess, Jeremiah, Nick Beals, Clerk976 & John Foyt

  • Got a ton of folks writing in to correct us on the UMASS appearance – Apparently, they have different campuses, and Kev’s not coming to the one most thought (Boston) — Instead, he’ll be at the AMHERST campus. Sorry for any confusion.

He's Got Your Back!

  • Graphitti Designs does it AGAIN! Cover your ass this millennium with the new Buddy Christ Dashboard Statue. Inspired by the statue seen in Kevin Smith’s Dogma, Buddy Christ stands over 5 inches tall, comes fully-painted and is ready for action. Whether mounted on your dash or used at home in the Christ the Computer Companion mode, let Jesus watch over and guide you 24-hours a day. Doesn’t it just….pop? And at $12.95, it’s a steal. Coming soon from Diamond Distributors and, we assume for sure, the Stash.
  • Wanna win some Dogma Religious Paraphernalia courtesy of iF magazine? Click HERE to enter.
  • Dogma just crossed the big $30,000,000 mark! According to Yahoo, the flick ranked 43rd this weekend, earning another $125K to bring it to a tally of $30,130,285.

He's Got Your Back!Kickin' It Reynolds Style!

  • Some nice work done by a scooper on a couple other “what if?” posters — You’ve all seen the Jay & Bob “The Prophets” poster, now check out his concept of a Buddy Christ and Azrael one-sheet (our favorite). Nice work. Click to enlarge these guys.
  • Finally today, thanks to Nextplanetoverfor the plug today regarding the Scream 3 cameo for Jay & Bob. We appreciate it.

More From Sundance…

January 31st @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Steve Rhodes & John Couchoud

  • Well, as most of you know, Kevin spent the last week or so in Sundance as a judge — And the big moment hit on Saturday as he got on stage to present the award for Best Director in the Drama category. We’ll let our scooper take over with his summary of what he saw on the Sundance channel:
Kevin was on The Sundance Channel last night giving out the prize for best feature film director in the drama category. The first thing he does is thank his wife, Jennifer for being there. He then responds to the crowd, ‘ I am getting so laid tonight”. He then does a little banter about Redford and announces that Bob has sent him a note to read. He opens an envelope and says something to the effect of ‘dear Kid’, he pauses and announces to the audience that he calls Redford Butch and that Redford calls Kev Kid. He then reads on to an All The President’s Men reference and says something like ‘I was much better than Dustin’. Of course the audience was laughing hysterically at this point. He then finishes the letter by saying, “P.S., fuck Slamdance!”, this line brought the house down. He then starts to talk about the selection process and goes into a bit about dividing into shirts and skins and having a steel cage wrestling match to decide. He talks about how it came down to him and Janet Maslin (Kev being the shirt and Janet being the skin) and that she kicked his ass. Real funny stuff. He then read the award. After the acceptance speech by the winning director (a humorless Karyn Kumasa who corrected Kev’s pronunciation of her name) the person who runs Sundance with Redford got back up to the podium and said, with a smile, “Thanks Kev”. All in all it was a very funny moment. I may not have all the quotes down exactly because me an my wife were having laughing fits, but it is pretty close.

Also, a small paragraph from the Salt Lake City Tribune threw Kevin a nice compliment:

We’re so used to viewing this as a world for first-time filmmakers, which it still is,” said Geoffrey Gilmore, the festival’s co-director and head of programming. But the surge in returning filmmakers shows independent film is “a world that’s full of new filmmakers and also a maturing range of filmmakers that in many ways are due to make their best films.”

Gilmore cited Kevin Smith, who came to Sundance with his first film “Clerks” in 1994 (and is a juror in this year’s dramatic competition). Five years and three films later, Gilmore said, ” ‘Dogma’ is the best film that Kevin Smith ever made, by a pretty good jump. . . . There is very definitely a learning cycle here, where people make features, come back, and make something that has more depth to it.”

Clerks TCS Ad Airs/Goes Online!

January 31st @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Justin Mcgill

  • Kevin stopped by the web board before the big game last night (as we drove through the muck) to let everyone know when the ads were gonna air. One aired during pregame, around 5:45, the other, after it was all in the books. The ad introduces all the characters, then jokes a bit regarding when the show’s actually hitting the air. It was quite well received.

So hey, ya wanna see it? Do ya? Huh huh? Ming hooks us up with several flavors of the trailer right HERE at the official View Askew site. Surf over, watch, enjoy.