Archive for February, 2000

Dogma Drinking Game: The Aftermath

February 5th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Well, we made it. But remind us NEVER to use a beer with close to 8% alcohol content on one of our drinking games AGAIN! Curse you, Molson XXX! At any rate, we did indeed sit down last night and take a shot at our Dogma drinking game. We feel it’s at least our duty to test the waters on these things once before anyone kills themselves trying. The verdict? Well, we each went through 6 of those Molsons, which is about the equivalent of 10-12 regular beers, so that’s what you can expect to consume in just over 2 hours playing the game. You’ll be in NO shape to do ANYTHING after this one, though, so don’t plan on driving or even walking anywhere when all is said and done.

The game featured a strong opening, with about a 2-3 beer consumption in just the first 15 minutes. Thankfully, there ARE some lulls during the flick to give ya a break, but it REALLY comes on strong towards the end when Lee appears at the bar. Be ready for that one. Man oh man. At any rate, we survived, and we’re sure you will too, just be careful! You can download the Dogma drinking game (as well as our exclusive games for Clerks, Rats, & Amy) right here at News Askew.

Chasing Dogma Hardcover (And Clerks On The Way?)

February 5th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Make Ardunio, James Theobald, & Graphitti Designs

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  • Our “Chasing Dogma” limited editions arrived late this week, and we gotta tell you folks something…If there was ever a cool View Askew collectible, this is it. Graphitti has gone all out in putting together this one. Signed, numbered, with a brand new cover (click the above scans for a look at the front and back), as well as a full color edition of ALL the Jay & Silent Bob books…Wow. And this is the only place you’ll see it. Search one out, most comic shops online have them, and of course, so does the Stash! Get them before they’re just another part of View Askew history.

By the way this website lists an item we have yet to hear of, and it sounds legit to us…Could it be yet ANOTHER cool hardcover is on its way to your local comic shop? Check THIS out:

Clerks: The Limited Hardcover Book
Ships in April
Regular Price $59.95
Our Price is $47.96 (20% off)

by Kevin Smith, Jim Mahfood, Phil Hester & Ande Parks

What better way to exploit the March TV debut of the new Clerks: The Animated Series than with the release of the Clerks Limited Edition Hardcover Book. Features the Kevin Smith stories from Oni Press’ Clerks: The Comic Book, Clerks: Holiday Special and Clerks: The Lost Scenes with art by Jim Mahfood, Phil Hester, Ande Parks. Limited to just 2500 copies, each hardcover book features an illustrated, individually-numbered signature page, signed by Kevin Smith and Jim Mahfood. This deluxe presentation also includes Smyth-sewn hardcover binding with debossed cover, full-color dustjacket (with new exclusive art by Chris Bailey, art director for the animated show!!) and special end pages. This is the Clerks you’ve been waiting for!! Quantities are limited. Order may be allocated.

LTD. HC, 96pg, b&w

Kevin’s Upcoming Apperances (And an ABP screening)…

February 5th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Funkeyski, Chris Griffis, & Jason Harris

  • We’re still awaiting further information on Kevin’s upcoming Emory University appearance in Atlanta, Georgia…Strange though, representatives from the school itself don’t seem to even know he’s coming. However, and this DOES bode well for the gang coming down, Vincent is screening “A Better Place” at nearby Agnes Scott College the next evening. The film will be shown on February 16th at 6:00 pm in the Gaines Auditorium in Pressor Hall. There will also be a Q&A session with Vincent afterwards. Best of all, this screening is FREE! Oh, and even better than that, guys, take note that Agnes Scott is an ALL GIRLS school! Vincent, you dog, you. Hey, can we come?

Also, we’ve learned that the Amherst appearance tickets are FREE for UMass students and just $3 for the general public. Don’t miss your chance to catch Kev live. It’s a lot of fun.

Jay & Silent Bob: Scream 3 Cameo Details…

February 5th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • We got tons of mail today from folks who caught the “Scream 3” cameo featuring Jay & Silent Bob last night. Too numerous of you to name, really. Here’s a description of when and where the duo appear, swoop the text to read it (or don’t if ya wanna be surprised):
About 20 minutes into the movie, while a tour group passes through Sunrise Studios, where the “Stab 3” movie is shooting, Jay & Silent Bob bring up the rear of the line. Jay spots Gale Weathers (Courtney Cox), mistakes her for Connie Chung, says a few characteristic Jay-like things, Bob smiles and waves. The whole appearance lasts about 10 or 15 seconds.

Our thoughts? It was FUNNY…But WEIRD! The whole thing seemed very out of character for the film, we just couldn’t help but wonder whose idea it was to just throw them in there like that. Perhaps we’ll get an explanation in an upcoming Jay & Silent Bob comic? Anyway, it would have made more sense if the film was FULL of cameos, but it really wasn’t. Still though, it was great to see the guys in action up on the big screen, and definitely a testament to how far View Askew has come since Clerks. We’re hearing reports of HUGE audience reaction to Jay & Bob, so much that everything Jay says gets drowned out by laughter and applause. Cool stuff.

By the way, Scream 3 has its moments, but again, this sequel doesn’t hold a candle to the charm and originaly of the first Scream. Our verdict: The flick. 2 1/2 out of 5 stars. The Jay & Bob cameo: 4 out of 5 stars.

Roger Ebert, by the way, mentions the cameo in his review of the film, which he gave just two stars.

Commentary…

February 5th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Hey, we’re alive. How about that? The e-mail box is quite full today, mostly for 2 reasons: First, Chasing Amy’s appearance as movie of the day on the IMDB (when a highly-visited site mentions something Askew, e-mail always goes crazy). And then, of course, lots of you who, like us, caught the Jay & Bob cameo in “Scream 3” last night. Read on for those stories, our experiences with the Dogma drinking game, and LOTS more in this weekend edition of News Askew:

View Askew NewsBites™

February 3rd @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Patrick Wedge, Alex Thornton, Jeremiah, NINILOVE & Andrew Mitchell

  • Clerks gets mentioned as having “Decent Potential” by USA Today…ummm…today:
Clerks (ABC). Kevin Smith adapts his cult film comedy into a cartoon, which some would say isn’t much of an adaptation. No clips were available, but if he can capture the movie’s tone without its profanity, young fans are likely to be happy. Unless it turns out the profanity was what they liked.

The article mostly lists shows with dark futures ahead, and gives props to only a few, so this is certainly positive buzz.

  • MTV is planning to air a new special on Wednesday, February 16th at 10 PM, titled “True Life: I’m a Star as Sundance”. No word if this show will feature any footage of Kev’s gig at the festival.
  • “Chasing Dogma” is starting to ship from the Stash and other locations. It’s also available from some comic and book websites, though we’re not sure what their supply is like. Keep in mind it’s a very limited run and when they’re gone, that’s it! We’ll have a closer look at the book for ya very soon.
  • Finally today, just a short note for all the Britsih fans in the North-east of England. Newcastle’s Tyneside cinema is showing a Clerks and Chasing Amy Double Bill on Friday the 18th of February. The show begins at 11:00 PM and lasts until the ungodly hour of 3:00 AM. Tickets will run ya £6.00 / £4.50 students.

Dogma Opens Wide In Australia (And Soon Elsewhere)…

February 3rd @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Angel, Phil Newton, Belinda, & Allan

  • As Dogma continues to make its way around the world, it’s always interesting to take a look at some of the press and reactions that the film has in other countries and cultures. This week, we’ve been receiving quite a bit of Australian press and scoops. Take a look:
  • Garth from Dark Horizons ran his review on Dogma. It’s definitely mixed between positive and negative. Read it HERE.
  • Here’s an Australian website that’s got their own review, and some clips from the flick HERE.
  • This Sydney website has posted a favorable review of the flick. You can read it HERE.
  • Finally, Imovie has posted a summary & review HERE.

In addition to all the press, we’ve gotten several reports stating that the flick is being received quite well, with lots of laughter, applause, and full audiences. Glad to hear it.

By the way, Dogma is also hitting a couple more foreign markets this month — It’s been announced that the flick premieres in Spain next Friday, February 11th. Thailand’s release WAS scheduled for tomorrow, but now we hear the date may have been pushed back a couple of weeks. Press is light over there, but a source may be sending us some interesting promotional material soon. Stay tuned.

Commentary…

February 3rd @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Wow, 2 days in a row! Just like the ‘ol Dogma days. Speaking of that, we’re not sure when the next update will be after today’s, since tomorrow “Scream 3” opens, and ya know ya just GOTTA catch that on the first day before it gets ruined. Hopefully it’ll be as good as some early reviews are saying. Also, it’s been too long already, and by some miracle we’ve both actually got a free Friday night, so we’re going to sit down with the flick and play our Dogma drinking game tomorrow night. We’re even toying with the idea of playing it with the Molson XXX that was brought down for me from Canada. Could be ugly. At any rate, we’ll be back with another (probably hung over) update after that, along with the damage that the game does to ya. Pray for us!

View Askew NewsBites™

February 2nd @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Paul Hooper, Rick Weigand, Funkeyski, Colin McBride & Skintaco

  • Early reports indicate another appearance for Kevin on the horizon: Emory University on February the 15th. We’ll report a more major news item as soon as we can confirm and get some details for ya.
  • In the latest issue of Wizard Magazine (March 2000, Issue #102), there’s a “Make Your Own Video” contest on pages 98/99. Basically you make a short video and submit it, and if you’re the grand prize winner (or one of 5 runner ups) you get a letter of critique from…none other than KEVIN SMITH himself. Ya want Kev to check out your short? Here’s how:
1) The video must be on a standard VHS tape.2) The video must be LESS than 5 minutes.3) No nudity unless it’s covered or black-barred over.4) No profanity unless ya bleep it, south-park style.5) It should be geared towards comic lovers (sci fi, super heroes, etc.)

Deadline for entry is April 30th, 2000. Keep in mind Kev will only critique the 6 winners, he’s not gonna look at EVERY entry. We don’t have an address or any more details. Go buy the latest issue for all of that. Good luck to ya. Why not make a News Askew video? Nah, that’s right, you want to WIN.

  • Swag ahoy! Diamond Distributors has announced that the Chasing Dogma limited edition hardcover and the Mooby Cow Plush Doll will be released to specialty stores today. Expect them soon at the Stash!
  • The MSN Entertainment page gave some very kind props to Kev, citing the fun appearance he made on the Sundance show:
Yeah, heartfelt speeches were the order of the evening, with only dramatic competition juror Kevin Smith (Clerks, Dogma) stirring things up with some comic relief.

“Everyone at Sundance,” said Smith, “should thank one special person: My wife…I am so getting laid tonight.” He then went on to read a note he said Robert Redford asked him to share with the crowd: “Wasn’t I way better than Dustin Hoffman in All the Presidents Men? I rock hard! Yours, Robert Redford. P.S. Fuck Slamdance.”

Except for Smith’s interlude, the show was largely devoid of the spontaneity that can be the best side of Sundance.

  • ZENtertainment reports that Joe Quesada has announced Brian Michael Bendis (Jinx) will write a three-episode story arc running through DAREDEVIL #16-18, which will be fully painted by David Mack. Still so sign on when Kev will come back for a second round.

What’s Up With That Dogma DVD?

February 2nd @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • The most popular subject in e-mails to this site continues to be the flicks on DVD. Well, we know Dogma and Chasing Amy will come out sometime this year (though Amy’s original release of May seems a bit questionable now that Criterion doesn’t have it officially on the schedule). But what about the details? Well, several sites have speculated over who, what, where and when this Dogma DVD is going to surface. Here’s what we know, at least, last time we talked about it:
  • The disc is going to street on May 2, 2000.
  • Several websites are already taking preorders for the flick. Reel.Com has it for $14.99, which seems to be the lowest price going. If you want to wait until release, the Stash will likely sell signed copies.
  • The disc will have Dolby Digital 5.1 Audio and be 16:9 enhanced (for widescreen TVs).
  • The disc will contain a commentary track, though those speaking on it have yet to be announced. We’d say to expect at LEAST Kevin, Mewes, Vincent, & Scott, and more than likely a LOT more of the flick’s cast.
  • Over an hour of deleted material is planned for inclusion, more than the packed Mallrats disc, even. This should include all of the famous sequences you’ve read about and heard about. The flick originally ran well over 3 hours long and was released at 2 hours and change.
  • Vincent speculated that the disc MAY use branching technology to allow the Sundance version of the film to be watched in addition to the theatrical version. Sundance’s version did not have ALL the aforementioned deleted stuff, but ran about 20 minutes longer. Chances of this are slim due to the timeframe to put something like that together, but it may happen.

Other items, such as a possible documentary (wouldn’t that be sweet?), stills, and the like have yet to be announced, but we can tell you this – Dogma’s going to be a tough DVD to beat. In fact, we think it’ll be the best disc released this year, if not ever. And with just 3 months to go, you better start saving your pennies for that DVD player!