Tickets for Vulgarthon 2000 will go on sale next Sunday (September 24th) at 1 PM Eastern Standard time. Tickets will be sold via the phone- the phone number to call will be posted next Friday. There is a limit of 2 (two) tickets per phone call, and payment may be made via Visa or Mastercard ONLY. The price is $50 per ticket. You MUST speak with an authorized Vulgarthon representative live- if you get a busy signal, keep calling. If you get voice mail (which SHOULD be shut off that day, but this is just in case the phone company messes up and leaves it on), hang up and try again because we will NOT be checking the voice mail. When the tickets are sold out, we will post said information on the WWWBoard, and stop taking phone calls. There are 430 tickets available.

When you call and order your tickets, you will be given an order number. To pick up your tickets, have the order number handy and they will be available for pick up at Jay & Silent Bob’s Secret Stash (35 Broad Street, Red Bank, NJ) starting on Friday, October 27th (the Saturday before the event), through the Monday morning of the event (Monday, October 30th). The store hours for those days are:

Friday, October 27th- 11AM until 7 PM

Saturday, October 28th- 11 AM until 6 PM

Sunday, October 29th- 12 PM until 5 PM

Monday, October 30th- store will be open at 8 AM for all you stragglers who didn’t get your asses to Red Bank over the weekend to pick up your tickets.

The event will begin at 11 AM at the Clearview Cinemas on White Street in Red Bank, NJ. We will begin seating at 10 AM. The line up is as follows (specific schedules for each theater to be announced soon)-

DRAWING FLIES

A BETTER PLACE

DOGMA (Cannes version with extra footage)

BIG HELIUM DOG

*SURPRISE TITLE*!!!

We’re keeping the identity of the *SURPRISE TITLE* well, a surprise. We think you guys will be pretty fucking jazzed when you see what it is, though.

And that’s that. To reiterate, the order line phone number will be posted on Friday, September 22nd, and the ticket selling madness begins at 1 PM Eastern Standard time on Sunday, September 24th. Good luck!