By Kevin Smith, Michael Avon Oeming & Mike Allred

Jay & Silent Bob hit the big time with both a movie and the new Bluntman & Chronic Limited Edition Hardcover Book. Written by Kevin Smith with art by Michael Avon Oeming with Pat Garrahy, this 96 page book features a new sixty-six page adventure of the Somnobulic Duo. Also included for the first time ever in color, is the 16 page dynamic adventure by Mike Allred from Oni Double Feature #12. All in color and perfect for the discriminating library. Limited to an edition size of 2500, each book will feature a sequentially numbered signature page signed by Oeming and Allred. Features a full color dustjacket, smyth-sewn hardcover binding with debossed cover, special endpages and lots of heroic hijinks. It’s no wonder Hollywood signed these boys up for a long-term deal. Quantities are limited with orders subject to allocations based upon orders received. $59.95

BERZERKER TOUR T-SHIRT

The tour that shook the world is revisited on the new Berzerker Tour Shirts. As worn by Jay in the new movie and based on themes originally seen in Clerks, Berzerker features a two-color screenprinted design on both the front & back of a black 100% cotton shirt. Check it out and become part of the event of the summer!!

L-XL $25.95 (long sleeve)
XXL $28.95
S-XL $20.95 (short sleeve)
XXL $23.95

The image features the front of the shirt with a picture of Olaf, and underneath his picture it says Berzerker in red lettering. On the back is says “F*CK YOUR YANKEE BLUE JEANS WORLD TOUR and give tour dates!, then there’s a pic of Jay in the movie wearing the shirt. I’ll scan these when I get home from work and send them to you.

O.K. KSA is in the new Kevin Smith movie. And it’s the first single off the soundtrack and our album. So we were lucky enough to get Kevin and Jason Mewes, who is “Jay”, to be in the video. So we got this director by the name of Gregory Dark to do it. The hot rumor is that he used to be a big porno director, and now he does videos. He did some Sublime, he did Mudshovel, and the new Cult, and Mandy Moore (pure evil), and Shitney Spears “From the Bottom of My Broken Heart” which is possibly the worst song ever, but the video looked good and Gregory has nothing to do with what a terrible song it is. Gregory is cool. So we got this guy Gregory, and once I got over the weirdness of meeting someone with my name, which is always strange, we got down to making the video.

And it’s funny. Jay and Silent Bob do a bunch of funny shit, I’ll save the story, and we pretend we’re playing live. We filmed it on this street in Paterson, N.J. (the dudes are from New Jersey, and all the movies are set there), so people were rolling by and we were jumping around in the street, air-guitaring and whatnot. And then around 5 everyone got home from work and came out to stand around and watch the filming. So we had this big crowd watching us, and all the cops around, and the cameras, and dudes rolling by on motorcycles, and hootchie-mamas shakin’ it, and let’s just say it doesn’t look anything like the Train video. So we do all that, and then we have Jay and Silent Bob come up on us playing, and there are some funny bits they do. A huge thank you to those guys, for using the song in the movie, and doing the video with us, and Jason Mewes is a very funny dude. Kevin Smith, you are a cool motherfucker.

And it was great. It was a fun day, and it’s going to look bitchin’. So now I’m going to ask Alex if there is a way we can put the links for all the video channels so we can all start requesting it. I’m going to throw some extra memory in my computer so I can run a bunch of browsers at the same time, and hit ‘em all.

The Summer of Stroke 9
Greg