Archive for June 28th, 2001

A Better Place Check Discs Bad, Delay Expected…

June 28th @ 10:07 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Vincent Pereira

  • Well folks, it’s official! Poor Vincent’s disc is cursed! Seems like the authority facility really messed this one up, but after reading Vincent’s report, I’m completely satisfied and glad that they’re sending this thing back to authoring to have it done right. Why put out an inferior product when you know it can be better? Here’s Vincent’s explanation, which covers it all quite well:
It’s official- God REALLY DOES hate me!

So Don May over Synapse got the A BETTER PLACE check discs today, and- YOU GUESSED IT!- they are all fucked up! YAY! ANOTHER DELAY! Oh, Joy!

The fault here lies SQUARELY with the authoring facility that Synapse used for this title out in Los Angeles. Excerted below is Don’s e-mail to said company this afternoon after he started checking the discs- since the authoring facility in question still has to fix the DVD, I’ve omitted the name of said DVD authoring facility from this post, but when the DVD is release they will be credited for the authoring/compression so you’ll all know who it is who fucked up this time.

Anyway, here’s the jist of the very odd error that turned up on the DVD as per Don’s e-mail (my check disc will be arriving tomorrow, so I can share in the goodness of incorrectly mastered DVD myself!)-

“The most INEXCUSABLE problem, is that after the introductions, the deleted scenes and the mono scenes during the Dolby Comparison section, there are noticeable audible “beeps” when the scenes are over. Now, when I was at *BLEEP*, with *IMPORTANT PERSON WHO WORKS IN HIGH PLACES AT BLEEP* in attendance, we questioned *PERSON AT BLEEP IN CHARGE OF THE “A BETTER PLACE” PROJECT* about these beeps and told her our concern. She TOLD us that the beeps would NOT be present on our final discs. This was obviously not true and I cannot, for the life of me, understand why your employees would tell me (and *IMPORTANT PERSON WHO WORKS IN HIGH PLACES AT BLEEP*, an employee of *BLEEP’S FATHER COMPANY*) to not worry about them because they were only an emulator issue. Well, this is NOT an emulator problem, it is very apparent on my final check discs. Keep in mind that I have not personally gone through the whole disc, so there may be other problems apparent that I have not seen yet. The “beep” issue is something I cannot BELIEVE is present on my check discs when your employees told me they wouldn’t be. This is an issue that is going to cost both our companies more time and more money to fix. Unfortunately, our disc will now not make our street date of July 24th and this has me very upset. Distributors, fans of View Askew and long-time Synapse customers are now not going to get their discs on time. I trusted that what your employees told me was correct and obviously it wasn’t.”

So there you have it. Making the actions of *PERSON AT BLEEP IN CHARGE OF THE “A BETTER PLACE” PROJECT* even more inexcusable is that Don May was talking to a friend of his who works at another MAJOR DVD company that recently did a project at *BLEEP* as well, and when Don started to go into the weird “beeping” error that was on A BETTER PLACE, his friend told him that he had the exact same problem with the title he mastered at *BLEEP*! Not only that, but he had done his project A FEW MONTHS BEFORE DON TOOK “A BETTER PLACE” THERE AND ALSO WORKED WITH *PERSON AT BLEEP IN CHARGE OF THE “A BETTER PLACE” PROJECT* ON HIS PROJECT! What this means is, *PERSON AT BLEEP IN CHARGE OF THE “A BETTER PLACE” PROJECT* KNEW that the “beeps” Don was hearing when he checked the emulation would be on the pressed DVD because she had run into the EXACT SAME PROBLEM mere months before, and yet she LIED to Don and told him that the “beeps” were an emulator issue only and wouldn’t be on the final discs! Fucked up, no?

Suffice to say, I’m not happy, Don May is not happy, and I’m sure all of you who ordered A BETTER PLACE will not be happy, either. On the plus side, Don said the DVD video and audio quality are outstanding, but we simply can’t approve the disc to be pressed if there are al of these errant “beeps” popping up when they shouldn’t be there. *BLEEP* has to REDO the authoring and navigation to correct the errors, which will take till the end of next week, then send the (hopefully) corrected tapes to Taiwan which will then take another 10 working days to get us new check discs which we then have to check with a fine-toothed comb for any errors before we can give them the go-ahead to press the final DVDs. So what does that mean as far as release date? IF *BLEEP* corrects the errors WITHOUT CREATING NEW ERRORS (with these people it doesn’t seem to be entirely unlikely), that’s gonna be at least a month delay- remember, that’s IF the next batch of check discs are okay. The way things are going, I’m not announcing a date this time. Who the hell knows what can happen when the company mastering your DVD flat-out lies to you and fucks it up? All I (we) can do is hope and pray that they get their shit together this time and do the fucking thing right so I don’t ever have to write another post like this again.

Very saddened and quite annoyed,

Vincent

We’ll keep you posted on this story as it unfolds, and of course report a new projected release date as soon as Vincent gets it all sorted out.

Jay & Bob Screenings & More!

June 28th @ 3:32 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Joe Hatton, Charlie, Rob

  • There are SO many screening reports coming in, both from the new California test screenings to all of the press screenings happening all over the place…We’re starting to feel like the only people left who HAVEN’T seen the flick yet! Anyway, lots of fans of the site have been lucky enough to catch “Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back”, so naturally we’re getting a ton of reports and info on upcoming screenings. One report stated that about 80% of the audience at the last screening must have been View Askew fans, as inside jokes and references to the other films got some big laughs. Definitely seems like a lot of you on the west coast are finding your way into these things! In fact, rumor has it that the Century City screening got overrun with so many fans outside wanting to get in, at least 100 folks were left outside, some of them even ticket holders (though they ARE always distributed on a first-come, first-served basis, as they are free of charge).

We welcome your reviews of the film, and will be posting some viewpoints on the film, likely over at the Scooping The Monkey website. We’ve also got a HUGE cast list update from Joe above, which has been posted over at STM. TONS of character names can now be revealed, though if you want to avoid spoilers, you may want to skip it. It’s up to you. If you want to know details about characters played by the likes of Shannen Doherty, Judd Nelson, and others, this is the place to go. Even Harley Quinn’s role is revealed (though it IS a spoiler in itself). Also, it’s again been confirmed that Alanis Morissette and Adam Corolla are not in the film anywhere (though did anyone get a chance to see if we could be spotted shopping around in the background of the Quick Stop? Anyone anyone?).

Even MORE reviews (2 new POSITIVE ones, one with spoilers, one without) appear at the excellent Dark Horizons today (as part of the Thursday update). Check those out as well. One of the most interesting things there is the fact that there were no introductions or scorecards to fill out. It seems these screenings were mainly for the purposes of the press but the public is also getting in to fill the seats. It may also be possible that Dimension is judging how much promotion to do, and how to work a release strategy. Guess we’ll know soon enough.

Anyway, surf over to Scooping The Money for the latest updates on J&SBSB. It’s already HUGE in size and information and the movie is still two months off. Wow. Certainly not a dull moment around here these days.

Tons Of Scans From Wizard & Previews!

June 28th @ 3:31 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Matt Booker & Insane Ian

  • We’ve got a bunch of scans regarding all the stuff we mentioned yesterday, especially important for those of you undecided on items you might want to purchase. The visual always helps. First, we’ve got that scan touting “Kevin Smith’s Next Comics” with the big Spiderman/Daredevil crossover announcement! Here’s the text:
Marvel Comics Editor-In-Chief Joe Quesada illustrates a dazzling Green Arrow/Daredevil cover to Wizard: The Comics Magazine #121. Filmmaker Kevin Smith has brought dramatic new life to these two titles. Inside this issue, we talk to Smith as he works to promote his new film and the latest issue of his Green Arrow title for DC. Learn about his upcoming projects, including a Spider-man/Daredevil series and his proposed Doctor Strange book. Find out when he will again join forces with Joe Quesada

There’s also a pic about next month’s Kevin Special Edition, finally showing the fabled “Kevin Smith Bumper Sticker” that we’ve been hearing about (it comes free in the issue). Finally, two scans of the “Berseker” shirt that Jay wears in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, soon available for sale everywhere! For those of you that mocked my spelling in the talkbacks yesterday, take note of the spelling on the shirt (which I consider to be correct) and the mistaken spelling in the ad itself! A-ha! Anyway, these scans give you a nice look at all the way cool stuff that Wizard, Previews, and the Stash have arriving this summer. It’s a Jay & Bob media blitz, folks! Gonna be a busy summer…

Finally, from their Wizard #141 preview:

Marvel Comics, Editor-In-Chief, Joe Quesada illustrates a dazzling Green Arrow/Daredevil cover to Wizard: The Comics Magazine #121. Filmmaker Kevin Smith has brought dramatic new life to these two titles. Inside this issue, we talk to Smith as he works to promote his new film and the latest issue of his Green Arrow title for DC. Learn about his upcoming projects including a Spider-Man/Daredevil series and his proposed Doctor Strange book. Find out when he will again join forces with Joe Quesada.

Sounds like that one’s not to be missed! Surf HERE for the full preview and look at the Spiderman/Daredevil cover art or click above.

Dogma DVD Hidden Features Revealed!

June 28th @ 3:30 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Rob Pouria

  • Alright folks, we’ve kept them a secret long enough…Plus the solution is making the rounds on the web and the WWWBoard, so swipe below if you’d like to know exactly how to access 2 fun hidden scenes located on the Dogma Special Edition DVDs:
If you go to the ‘Scene Selections’ on the same disc and go all the way to the last screen, you can find another hidden feature. Once on the page for the final scene selections, hit the ‘3′ key twice on your remote control and you will get to see a short clip called ‘How Jay Thinks Kevin Directs’ will play. The clip features Kevin Smith playing Jason Mewes with the Jay action figure, and Jason Mewes playing Kevin Smith with the Silent Bob action figure.

Another hidden feature can be found on the second disc of the set. Insert the disc and go to the ‘Deleted Scenes.’ Once again, go through all the pages, all the way to the last selection page of these scenes and then press ‘2′ and ‘4′ on your remote control. You will now be treated to a clip called ‘How Kevin Directs.’ The clip features Kevin Smith playing himself with the Silent Bob action figure and Jason Mewes playing himself with the Jay action figure.

Those are definitely confirmed as the only two easter eggs on the disc…Most everything else (including the “Don’t Play Movie” stuff and the Stash Spot) are intended as available features. Thanks also to DVD Review for running the story today.

View Askew NewsBites™

June 28th @ 3:29 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Jamie Gibson & Chris Hyduk

  • Well, looks like schedules got changed, sorry we didn’t have this news for ya sooner – Brian O’Halloran ended up being on Edge 102 in Toronto today. Dean (the morning show host) mentioned Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, and Dogma. Brian plugged Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and said it was to be out on August 24th. He also mentioned Vulgar’s upcoming release. The good news is that we’ll have an online version of the appearance encoded for ya soon. Watch for it.
  • A recently discovered online video created by actor Seth Green features an appearance by the Jay and Silent Bob action figures. The film is the first in a new web series that’s gonna start this fall. You can view it at www.screenblast.com. The menu screen doesn’t load until after a short Flash movie though, so give it a few moments.
  • Finally today, and this is a big one – Ande Parks is auctioning off a VERY unqiue collector’s item on Ebay – The only remaining original spread from Green Arrow #1! Kevin owns ALL the other original pages from this issue, so this one’s really rare. Here’s what Ande had to say about it:
A great two-page spread from what may be the hottest comic of the year, Green Arrow #1, written by Kevin Smith. This issue sold out before it even shipped, and is now on its third printing. Kevin Smith owns every page of this issue, except for this spread… so do not expect to ever see other published pages for sale. This is a truly unique item.

As you can see below, the pages depict Green arrow laid out at his own gravesite. This spread differs from what actually saw print. After this artwork was produced, an editorial change was made, and the image was reduced a single page spread by DC’s production department using stat. While the single page stat was used to print the book, THIS IS THE ORIGINAL ARTWORK. It is being offered here with NO RESERVE!

The pages are in excellent condition. They are taped together on the back. Together, they measure about 16×20.

We usually don’t mention ebay auctions, but this one’s a special one, AND the artists are donating ten percent of the proceeds of this sale to The Comic Book Legal Defense Fund. Good luck, and happy bidding.