Archive for September, 2001

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September 30th @ 8:41 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Jeff Commaroto, Damonian, Nate MC, Applesauce Bitch, Tom Perry, Rachel Rocha, Augusto Castro, Dennis K, Gene Hoyle & Brian Cano

  • A new interview that Kevin conducted with High Times Magazine is now online. Here’s a quick sample:
Every movie you’ve made seems to have made these huge jumps in quality. The difference between Clerks and Dogma is huge.

Yeah, they really do take jumps. This one takes a quantum leap from the rest of them. Not in terms of content, but visually. The last two, Chasing Amy and Dogma, were like Bob Hope movies but with satirical ideas. The movies play off the laughs. They’re not message movies by any stretch of the imagination. We attack pop culture, the pervasiveness of “the Net” and entertainment culture. They go for the funny bone.

You can check it all out HERE.

  • News from the Rio de Janeiro International Film Festival: “J&SBSB” is playing in a bunch of theaters this week. It’s the first time the film is being screened in that area, and may even be the last. All the screenings have sold out sofar, a very good sign.

  • Here’s a scan of the front cover of that Affleck article we discussed recently. Click the thumbnail for a better look.
  • AOL entertainment has posted their top ten fashion flops of thsi year, and Jason Mewes is coming in at number 10 from his pimp gear coat from the premiere:
“Blue Fur With Love: ‘Jay and Silent Bob’ star Jason Mewes puts his hands up and surrenders to the fashion police.”

Check it out HERE.

  • In the current issue of Playboy (November), Will Ferrell is interviewed for 20 Questions. There are no Jay and Bob references, just a mention. Also in that issue, there’s an article about the history of Oral Sex. At the very end, rounding off the attitudes of our current generation Kevin gets a mention for Clerks and the Danta/Veronica discussion of her not defining oral sex as sex – It’s transcribed to close the article out.
  • This letter and rather catty editorial reply show up in the latest Village Voice:
Washington City Paper CHAKA CON Re Richard Goldstein’s “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Backlash” [September 18]: Lighten up. Yes, homosexuals are a persecuted minority. Yes, they are the butt of many jokes in cinema. Kevin Smith does indeed make jokes at the expense of said group. But within the same movie are jokes about blacks (Chris Rock’s character is named Chaka), law officers, women, and many more I will not bother to mention. A comedy by definition makes fun of people for the purpose of a joke—an easy laugh. If you look at Smith’s track record you will see that he is one of the few directors out there who does show respect to homosexuals. His film Chasing Amy is a fine example. Jason Lee’s awakening to his sexuality is a minor but important event in that film. Additionally, Smith’s Green Arrow comic book (published by DC Comics) has a gay character who is portrayed as just another guy. His sexual preference is not a major issue, and is rarely mentioned. A comprehensive look at Smith’s work clearly shows that he is not hateful toward any group.
Gene Hoyle
Greenville, South Carolina

Richard Goldstein replies: Anyone who sees Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back can attest to its obsession with homosexuality. As for Chasing Amy, any film that features a woman whose lesbianism stems from a traumatic relationship with a guy—and who ends up with a guy—is not pro-gay. It’s a straight man’s dyke film.

  • A Bartelby and Loki homage appears in this online comic called Fanboy Otaku Gamers Club.
  • And finally today, a familiar-sounding poll that looks to be inspired by J&SBSB appears HERE.

Kevin’s College Appearance Schedule HERE!

September 28th @ 1:04 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • As promised, we’ve compiled a list of all of Kevin’s upcoming Q&A sessions at colleges, so far. There will definitely be more additions to this list, and, as we can confirm them, we’ll be making additions. Look for a new page to be setup soon with all the details on these, including how you can get tickets, times, locations, prices, and everything else. Here’s what we’ve been able to confirm so far:
October 1 – Cornell University, Ithaca, NY (sold out)
October 26 – Indiana University, Bloomington Indiana
November 8 – Kent State, Kent, Ohio
December 8 – Villanova University, Villanova, Pennsylvania

There are also currently several more offers currently being worked on, so this list is far from complete. At this point, we’re not sure which ones are open to the public or just offered for the individual college’s students. Stay tuned for more information on these right here at News Askew. And don’t forget, Jason Mewes and Brian O’Halloran will be at the Rochester Institute of Technology on October 5th!

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September 28th @ 1:03 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by John Couture, Big Willie & MacDandy

  • Here’s the full text of that “While You Were Sleeping” magazine cover we posted a while back…It’s basically Maxim on crack (for example, they try to convince the reader in one story that Haley Joel Osment is really 23 years old but suffers from Schultz’ Disorder). Speaking of weird, this article really gets up close and personal with Kev, perhaps a little too close and personal, but the Slim Fast stuff is classic and it’s also got a nice shot of Kev directing the Mallrats elevator scene, so there’s some good stuff. Click the scans above to check it out.
  • An update on Wizard‘s latest Askew sale item: There were only 1000 covers made of that Wizard issue that appears in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back. You can surf over to their site to reserve yours and get more details.
  • Jason Mewes is one of the choices in a Film Threat poll about comedic actors doing drama.

Kevin To Appear At Kent State November 8th…

September 27th @ 5:31 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Sleezy G

  • As a part of his Fall/Winter series of college Q&A appearances, Kevin will show up LIVE at Kent State University in Ohio on November 8th for one of his famous, can’t-miss sessions. Ticket info has not been released yet. This will likely be one of the shows filmed for the new DVD, so if you’re in the area, catch it. We’ll be working on compiling a full list of these appearances and all the information to allow as many of you to make it to the shows as possible. Watch for more news on that soon.

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September 27th @ 5:30 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by TheGhotiMan, Erno, Lucky, Glory Whore, Scott Kramer, Matt & Ryan Dazz

  • This week’s wizardworld.com poll asks who should take over for Kevin on Green Arrow once his writing duties are done. Surf over to cast your vote.
  • Ben Affleck wrote an article appearing in the current issue of Conde Nast Traveler regarding a coastal trip he took in a Ferrari 360 Spider. Here’s the info…If anyone’s got a transcription, send away:
Title: Life in the Fast Lane.
Source: Conde Nast Traveler, Sep2001, Vol. 36 Issue 9, p152, 4p, 1 cartoon
Author(s): Affleck, Ben
Abstract: Presents the author’s account on his travel from Miami, Florida, to Washington, D.C., aboard a Ferrari 360
Spider automobile. Description of cities visited; Accommodations; Thoughts about the automobile; Travel highlights.
INSET: The Ferrari 360 Spider, by Stephan Wilkinson.
ISSN: 0893-9683
Database: MasterFILE Premier (EBSCOhost)

Both of the following pages have small scans of the cover, with Ben and the Ferrari: The Conde Nast Traveler home page and The September 2001 issue highlights page (no specific mention of Ben’s article).

  • Speaking of Affleck, check out this RUMOR from Comics2Film:
Yesterday’s Variety reported that actor Vin Diesel has turned down the title role in the soon to film Daredevil movie. The ever more sought-after Diesel has opted instead to star in The Chronicles of Riddick, a sequel to his surprise hit Pitch Black. So who’s next in line to play Matt Murdock? Sources in-the-know told Comics2Film that Ben Affleck (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back) is eager to don the crown of horns. It’s well-known that Affleck’s buddy Matt Damon is a fan of the character. Apparently Affleck is too. No deal is on the table yet but word is that the producers of Daredevil like Affleck. Furthermore, they’re hot to get a lead signed for what is meant to be a November shoot.

  • They’re not the best quality scans, but these shots were taken by a fan at the Mall of America. A local radio station up there is promoting J&SBSB and features some drawings of the duo on their windows.

  • Finally today…Was Hooper right after all? Check out this scan from this month’s Maxim. Later, folks.

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September 26th @ 6:23 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Lucky, Tank, Matt, Patrick Fairbairn, Simon, Ed Peterson, Mr. Elliotto, Doug & Joe

  • Yesterday’s IMDB poll yet again had a View Askew reference (must be a lot of fans over there). This one asked “Which movie had the best fortune-teller scene?” Mallrats won the poll handily with 32.8%.
  • Hot off his J&SBSB appearance, Jason Biggs is to join Kathleen Turner and Alicia Silverstone in the Broadway production of The Graduate. Biggs will play Benjamin Braddock, Dustin Hoffman’s role in the film version. Turner will play Mrs. Robinson, and Silverstone will play her daughter. Turner recently played the same role in London’s West End. The show is expected to open in April, reports www.hollywoodreporter.com.
  • Some small references to her previous acting role in Dogma appear in this new article on Alanis’s new album and her role as producer.

  • Here’s a project from a fan’s graphic design class…A fictional menu for a View Askew diner. It’s a creative little design, all typos aside. Check out the scans. A lot of the ideas came from other fans on the message boards and talkbacks here at the site.

  • Finally today, some scans. In the latest issue of EGM (Electronic Gaming Monthly) they ran a review for the new Capcom game Devil May Cry. In this game, the main character’s name is Dante so in a side bar of the review, they ran a history of the name “Dante”. They indeed mention Dante Hicks from Clerks. Click the scan for a look.

Details On DVD, Vulgarthon, & More From Kev…

September 25th @ 8:06 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Kevin Smith

  • Kevin stopped by the WWWBoard quickly just before leaving California with some really big news including : a video release date for J&SBSB, Vulgarthon 2002, and the new flick. Check it out!
We bid a fond farewell to the City of the Angels

Tomorrow, Jen and I start the long, cross-country trek back to the Jers, after being out in L.A. for a month and change shy of a year.

What a long, strange, and productive year it’s been.

Short of that, I’ve got no real news to share.

Well, except the following tid-bits…

‘Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back’ will be released on DVD and VHS on February 12th (yes – just in time for Valentine’s Day).

Logistically speaking, I’m not sure who’s going to be on the commentary track just yet. It may wind up being just me and Mewes, fittingly enough (and please – no string of “NO WAY, KEV! GET EVERYBODY BACK FOR THE COMMENTARY TRACK OR IT’LL SUCK!!!” posts; trust me – it’ll be worth listening to if it’s just me and the boy). We’re also working on getting the old, circa ‘98 Mtv shorts for disc, so keep your fingers crossed.

On the ‘Vulgarthon’ front: it’s looking like January. The only flicks I know for sure that’ll be in the line-up are Bryan Johnson’s ‘Vulgar’ (the theatrical release of which is now February) and ‘Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back’ (the theatrical release of which is… well, now; fuck, what’re you reading this shit for? Go see the flick again).

Please – no strings of “KEV! YOU GOTTA INCLUDE ******* IN THE LINEUP!!!” or “KEV! YOU GOTTA GET ******** TO SHOW UP THIS YEAR!!!” posts. We’ll be working on the official selection of flicks all next month; and, as most of you already know, we NEVER announce anyone being in attendance other than me – as most folks are usually working on other flicks whenever we throw one of these things, and I, traditionally, am not.

Should be fun, though, regardless. These things always are. Maybe there’ll be a cut of the Columbia TriStar DVD done by that point, and we’ll debut it there. Then we can have a Q&A after you’ve just watched me give a bunch of Q&A’s on tape. And to make it even more weird, it’ll all be in synch with the Floyd’s ‘Dark Side of the Moon’.

Right now, it’s looking like a March start for rehearsals on the new flick, and an April and May shoot, if everything goes as planned.

And thus ends the bare-bones overview on View Askew 2002.

I’ll check in from the road.

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September 25th @ 6:17 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Don MacPherson, Grant Chastain, Joe Hatton, Jim, Brandon Gray, Seb & Jim Scampoli

  • Green Arrow #8 (”Quiver Chapter Eight: When Ollie Met Ollie…”) reviews are starting to show up, and The 4th Rail’s got a couple of them. Sounds like #8’s got some BIG surprises in store, and is a key book in the saga. The first review gives the book a 6/10, the second, an 8/10.
  • A November 30th J&SBSB release date has been confirmed for Ireland (same as the UK date). You can find a page on the flick and details HERE.
  • Jay and Silent Bob dipped 40% to $870,347, ranking #16 for the weekend. The 31-day total stands at $29,235,953.The charts are located HERE and HERE.

  • It’s not often we’ll plug an ebay auction, but this one’s damn funny – Someone has turned Homer and Lenny of The Simpsons into Jay & Silent Bob, by making some loving changes to the action figures. Check these guys out HERE.
  • Following on from their screening of Clerks, the New Zealand television network TV4 will be screening Mallrats on Monday, October 1st. The J&SBSB trailer is now screening on some New Zealand big screens in front of Tomb Raider.
  • FHM has posted a full length video interview with Kevin, during the press junket for J&SBSB. Check out the entire video right HERE.

J&SBSB Credits “Thanks” Posted!

September 23rd @ 6:38 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Viewaskew.com posted up the complete list of Kevin’s “Thank You” section from the Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back credits. Check ‘em out right here, they’re always amusing and interesting (and we missed a lot of these even after a few credit viewings):
The Director Would Like to Thank…

GOD – He Who makes it all possible
JEN – She who picks up His slack with patience, love and lust
SCOTT – Without whom, I’m nothing
JAY – Without whom, there’s no movie
BOB – For Saying “Take’em out of Jersey”
HARVEY – For Saying “Kevin and Scott are making a movie where?!?”
MOM AND DAD – The best parents a guy ever had
GAIL AND BYRON – A close second
HARLEY – For her never-ending fascination with poo-poo
GORDON – For the same
JAMIE – For shooting the best looking flick we’ve ever made
JIM – For scoring the best looking flick we’ve ever made
SLOSS – who coined the phrase “It’s Dogma without the religion.”
RASKIND – who coined the phrase “I’d fire Sloss for saying that.”
AFFLECK – Once more into the breach, dear friend
MATTY – who didn’t charge nearly as much as the breach guy
LEE – who did double-duty
BRIAN AND JEFF – who did it yet again
PHILBERT – for sound editing advice
VORDO – for sound editing advice
TIM – who kept it all running smoothly
LAURA – who kept it all running smoothly and under budget
GOOSEBERG – for C.G.I., there’s no better man out there
SUE – for you, there are better men out there
THE CAST – who elevated a bunch of dirty words with their talents
THE CREW – who elevated everything else, with a smile
BRYAN – who laughed at “Give me the map Scott!”
WALT – who laughs at Bryan’s expense
GINA – for coming back
MONICA – who makes Scott come – to work, you pigs. To work.
MING – He’s the deejay, I’m the rapper
BRAD AND CHRIS – they’re the wheels of steel
JIM MCLAUCHLIN – the wizard of Wizard
AINT IT COOL MIKE – the Cool of Ain’t It Cool
CHAPMAN – who’s merchandising my kid right into private school
CAROL – who’s keeping it all accounted for
MATT WAGNER – for the logo we’ve gotten a lot of mileage out of
OEMING – for the artwork we’ll milk to death
THE FOLKS WHO POST AT WWW.VIEWASKEW.COM – for the never-ending kind words
THE FOLKS WHO POST AT AINT-IT-COOL-NEWS.COM – for the never-ending abuse
HAWK & PIERSON – for starting this whole mess
and
MALCOLM – the best sport outside of hockey

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September 23rd @ 6:37 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Burns Willie Mahoney, EvilWallPaper, Andrew Craig, Mike Harris, Camaj, MakersIV & Marcel Burgstad

  • Kevin answered an age-old (well, at least since Chasing Amy) question regarding Banky’s sexuality…So, if you haven’t seen J&SBSB yet or still just don’t know, check out Kevin’s simply stated answer (if you dare, if not head down to the next story):
Yes, Banky’s gay. S’true.

  • Check out this cool fan creation, folks…The Brodie Action Figure! Alas, this is the only one in existence, or we’d be lining up to buy ‘em. Brodie was created from WWF wrestling action figure parts, a lot of sand paper, clay, paint, and hard work. A very cool job indeed.
  • The new episode of Brian Lynch’s “Angry Naked Pat” cartoon is now up at www.campchaos.com. Check it out.
  • Clerks gets a small mention in this weekend’s “Movie Answer Man” column from a reader who questioned Roger Ebert:
Q. To what extent do movies made prior to Sept. 11, 2001, still remain relevant in our lives? We still look at movies made prior to Dec. 7, 1941, such as “M” and “Citizen Kane,” and recognize them as the great films that they are, but I watched “Clerks,” one of my favorite films, earlier this evening, just to try to divert my mind from the current goings-on, and the petty complaints of a couple of my brethren (I’m from Monmouth County, N.J.) seemed not funny anymore, but rather irrelevant in light of how our existence has changed since 8:58 a.m. that Tuesday. I know that we will eventually be able to again appreciate the accomplishments produced by the better angels of our nature, but I wonder if we’ll ever be able to again appreciate the small, silly personal and political issues that seemed so large and overwhelming in the ’90s. I wonder what you think will become of the wonderful, if seemingly petty, movies of that decade.

– Thom Tolan, Norwalk, Conn.

A. I am having less trouble these days with the small and the silly than with the grandiose and the heartless. There are some movies from the 1990s that seem almost prescient now. A few that come to mind are “Magnolia,” “Bringing out the Dead,” “The Sweet Hereafter,” “Schindler’s List,” “Malcolm X.” But those films fought against irony, and to one degree or another paid the price.

I have just returned from the Toronto Film Festival, where two directors said things that continue to resonate. Norman Jewison told me, “The Hollywood studio movies of the last two years have been the worst in history. And you would not believe the crap that doesn’t get made. I look at a screenplay and ask them if they’re serious. And they are.” And Paul Cox said, “A movie should not make you a more disgusting human being.”

You can read the column online HERE.

  • Askew vets Salma Hayek and Chris Rock were spotted answering phones and taking part in Friday’s historical telethon to benefit victims of the attacks.
  • In Dallas, the Studio Movie Grill has started running a program called “Movies that go Better with Beer”, which is their midnight showing of some movies that have been out of theaters for a while. The first movie they did last weekend was Chasing Amy and this weekend is Clerks. Beforehand, they do Kevin trivia and give out free tickets and the like for correct answers. We hear crowds have been great, so it’s something definitely worth checking out if you’re in the area.
  • “Because I Got High” by Afroman is now the 3rd most requested video on the “Dag Top 5” on TMF in Holland. TMF (The Music Factory) is the Dutch equivalent of MTV. The “Dag Top 5” (daily top 5) runs Monday to Thursday – Folks can vote their top 5 favorite videos on. Note: We’ll probably stop covering Afroman stuff from now on, unless it relates directly back to the flick.