• Jay & Silent Bob’s Secret Stash and View Askew Productions present the invitation-only event of the year! You’ve heard the tales of our last “Stash Bash” and you wished you could have been lucky enough to attend! Well get out your writing pencils and pack your bags because it’s time for STASH BASH 2: WELCOME BACK JAY!!

This is a party that has been 4 years in the making. In honor of Jay’s release from rehab and his newfound clean way of life, we’ve decided to throw a party the only way we know how. Alcohol and drug-free! Celebrate with us as we open the doors to the Stash to invited guests only on Sunday, September 28, 2003. Mingle with the people behind the View Askew-niverse and set your eyes on exclusive footage from Kevin Smith’s next film, “Jersey Girl.” An entire day of fun is guaranteed for all!

Admission to this event will be FREE. However there is a catch! All potential invitees must write a 50 word essay on why they feel they should be able to attend! Yes – we’re making you work this time!

All entries MUST be 50-words or less. When you’ve finished your literary masterpiece, you can submit it in one of two ways:

E-mail that essay (in plain text) to stashbash@viewaskew.com. Please be sure to include your name, address, phone number and e-mail address.

Snail mail it to:

Stash Bash 2
View Askew Productions
PO Box 400
Red Bank, NJ 07701

DEADLINE for entries is 12:01am Eastern Standard Time September 12th!! ALL entries MUST BE RECEIVED by then.

Invitees will be notified by September 17th via e-mail.

Again please be sure to include your name, address, phone number and e-mail address.

Visit the Official Stash Bash 2 Website and keep checking here at News Askew for all the latest on this event. We look forward to meeting each and every one of the lucky attendees on the 28th. Good luck, and we’ll see some of you there.