“I always feel like ‘Mallrats’ when I am asked that question. I would have to choose intangibility. I used to be a comic book fan and what I always remembered from that was that in a sense you were already a bit invisible but you could also go through things. You could go through walls and stuff like that. I don’t know if that’s some evil quality that I would [use to] try to rob banks or anything like that, but it would be kind of a cool power to have.”

Funniest bits include Kevin Smith’s story of a woman accosting him after a Sundance screening of “Clerks,” telling him it was a “hateful little film” that confirmed her belief that reincarnated Nazis live in New Jersey — and then optimistically handing him her headshot.