A day none of us thought would ever come…

Uber-Producer Scott Mosier is legally off the market.

On Friday, September 1st, Scott Mosier married Alex “Cookie” Hilebronner in a small, Van Nuys courthouse civil service. The pair met on “Jersey Girl” (proving to the critics, once and for all, that something good came out of that much-maligned flick), and tied the knot on the fourth anniversary of their first date (i.e. – the first time they boned).

For anyone who knows Mosier, the news of the nuptials was akin to peace in the Middle East: it’s something we thought we’d never see. Scott had long maintained a staunch, “I’ll never get married” position – so much so that it would’ve been less shocking had Mosier announced “I’m suddenly turning gay,” than “I got married.” That Cookie was able to change Mos’ mind is nothing short of miraculous, and speaks volumes about her charms (both emotional and, one would suspect, sexual).

Join me in extending a hearty “Congrats” to the happy couple.

…When the Q&A started, I quickly lined up to ask Smith something I had been wondering for a while… what he actually thought of ‘Superman Returns’, after the year long development he spent on the film in 1996, shackled to such immense studio pressure, and the whims of the clinically insane Jon Peters. I ended up standing for a good hour before it was my turn, and for the good or bad, someone before me ended up asking the same question. As it turned out, Smith didn’t think too much of ‘Superman Returns’, labelling it “boring”, and slamming it for it slavish devotion to Richard Donner’s original.