Two new Clerks II shirts also quietly showed up this week, including Jay’s famous moment and an unforgettable image from that great dance sequence. Shirts are black and run $18.00 and up.

The choices are more staggering than ever at the online store, with prices suited for budgets large and small. Heck, you can get an authentic Mooby’s cup for just $1.99. Signed copies of the new book. Signed DVDs for movies Askew and non-Askew. Tons of exclusive variant action figures. If you haven’t been to the store in a while, surf on over.

While you’re there, make note of the fantastic closeout specials on the front page, including one of the best bargains we have ever seen — These ceramic bookends adorn both our offices at home and are among the pride of our collections. A total steal at $29.99, marked down over 75%!

Finally, we know that you’re as anxious as we are to get your mitts (or a look) at the Clerks II inaction figures. At presstime, we still can’t confirm any release or pre-order dates, but we’re hopeful that if Kevin and Ming have a moment, they may share some new info with us (or maybe some more pics). We’d sure love to see them making their way under fan’s trees this holiday season. We’ll keep you posted, as we cruise into the busiest swag sale time ‘o the year.