- This is one of our favorite moments running News Askew — Yes, the production news has begun! Kevin himself has dropped the first of what we are sure will be MANY tidbits from the world of “Zack & Miri Make a Porno”. Yes, the two key players have arrived in Pittsburgh, and we now have an OFFICIAL shoot start date – January 16, 2007:
First day of rehearsals was yesterday. Just Rogen and Banks. It was pretty tremendous. This afternoon, we add the rest of the gang into the mix.Principal photography starts shooting a week from today.
More on the excitement straight ahead, via Kevin’s recent blog posts. News Askew will of course be your complete one stop coverage stop for everything that breaks about the flick.
Archive for January 10th, 2008
Making Porno, Pt. 1: Foreplay
- For “Clerks II”, at this stage of the game, we’d already been watching the famous “Train Wreck” video blogs. We’d met most of the stars, seen the sets, and learned so many details about the hilarious sequel. So, this time around, it’s cool to see a more secretive, lower-tech approach to things. With shooting just a week away, we’ve still only been 100% promised the names of two stars, and we’ve yet to see ANY video of the production setup. Kevin broke the silence today, though, with what looks to be the first in a series of extensive WRITTEN blogs on the making of “Zack and Miri Make a Porno”.
The blog entires, in full, will be available exclusively at Kevin’s blog sites: Silent Bob Speaks and Myspace. If you haven’t already done so, bookmark ’em up right now.
As always, we’ll alert you of new entires here, and run a couple interesting snippets to whet the appetite and break any big news from within. Let’s take a look:
Tuesday was day one of rehearsals, and lemme tell ya’: it was pretty awesome, hearing Zack and Miri come to life for the first time. Rogen and Banks are genius together (and apart – which, in the flick, is extremely rare): hilarious and rather sweet and touching when called for. The roles fit them like gloves. Shit, better than gloves: the roles fit them like condoms. Like custom-made condoms, even.…
I’ve got a guy whose inflections I wrote for/to reading the scenes and sounding like he’s not acting at all, as much as being the character. I’ve got a chick who could read the Bible aloud and make it seem charming. They’re naturals. They’re excellent.
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We start shooting our eighth film on Wednesday.
It’s nice to see Kevin going back to the roots with reports on this one, and staying relatively cold on the stars and the plot. We’re hoping for continued reports like this, which delve into the background process yet still leave a bunch of surprises to be had in the theater.Read the entire “Making Porno, Part 1”, which reveals (for the first time in detail) Kevin’s rehearsal schedules for every film he’s made before, at his blog site.
“Ranger Danger” To Be Movie 10!??!
- The great MTV Movies peeps always seem to be good at getting some big news outta Kevin — After we speculated the 10th Kevin Smith film might be “Ranger Danger and the Danger Rangers” here at the site, the man seems to have confirmed that as the current plan in this new interview:
Kevin Smith sent his excitable fan base into a tizzy last April when he promised on his blog that his tenth movie would be “something special.” That movie is almost certainly going to be “Ranger Danger and the Danger Rangers,” the director revealed to MTV News, “depending on what happens with the next two [”Zack and Miri Make a Porno” and “Red State”]. They might try to stick me in movie jail,” Smith laughed. “But I’ve f-ed up way worse in the past. If they didn’t do it after ‘Jersey Girl’ I think I’m ok.”“I think it would be kinda cool to go larger budget and shoot some effects on that one,” he enthused.
Movie jail aside (and there’s zero chance Smith could ever get put there – “Jersey Girl” or not), the biggest hurdle to bringing “Ranger Danger” to the big-screen hasn’t been a skeptical studio – but, by the director’s own admission, Smith himself. Call it being “totally gun shy,” by the enormity of the endeavor, he conceded, on a project he once told “Variety” was his “stab at a comicbook/sci-fi movie in the vein of ‘Flash Gordon.’”
But that’s all changed for Smith coming off of the television pilot he directed for the CW series “Reaper,” he boasted.
“‘Reaper’ made me feel a bit more confident when it comes to effect shoots – not like I’m going out and seeking them, but when it comes to one like ‘Ranger Danger’ I [used to think] ‘maybe when I’m fifty I’ll be ready for it,’” Smith confessed. “But now I feel like, it’s easier to work through things.
“I maybe kind of feel like I maybe can approach ‘Ranger Danger’, and not f— it up completely,” he continued, chuckling.
Having done this job for a while, we’ll try and not get TOO excited about a film that’s 2 movies away (a lot can change by then). Still, if this comes to pass, we can say for certain that the big Ranger Danger film sure would be something special, as promised — And finally give meaning to Randal’s famous “Clerks II” tee.
“Bear’s Life” Scans: Smith & Ingram Interviewed…
- You saw some mentions from Kevin and us when he shot the cover for alternative lifestyle mag “A Bear’s Life” — But have you seen the interview? We’ve got scans of the whole thing, which delves into the meeting of the two
directors circa-“Mallrats” thru the successful documentary “Small Town, Gay Bar”. It’s an extensive six-page interview about filmmaking, Kevin and Malc’s friendship, and yes, Kevin’s notoriety in the world of “Bears”. Click
’em. Read ’em. Enjoy.
View Askew NewsBites™
- The Digital Bits reports that “Southland Tales” is scheduled for a March 18th release on DVD. No details at all right now, so we’re not sure if we’ll see the restored full length cut, theatrical cut, high-def or only standard-def versions. We’re guessing they’ll start with a basic theatrical disc, but are secretly hopeful for a director’s cut and commentary. Don’t count on it, though. Kevin appears in the film in a cameo role (under heavy makeup).
- Kevin had the pleasure of being part of a question on popular TV quizzer “Jeopardy!” this week. The 2 part question involved putting two words together to come up with a solution — The first part of the clue asked for “the last name of ‘Clerks’ director Kevin”. The full answer was “Smith & Wesson”.
- Finally today, we’re not sure what this is/means but a few folks sent it in today — So maybe some of you might get a kick out of it. They call them “Cat Macros”. See ya soon.






