• [NOTE: NOW FIXED FOR NETSCAPE USERS!!!!] Alright, all of you fans out there who were upset to hear that ABC cancelled the Clerks cartoon, have we got the game for you! Thanks to our good friend and graphics guru Dave Blumenstein we are proud to present a News Askew EXCLUSIVE feature, “Poke an ABC Executive in The Eye”! That’s right, your very own chance to use your mouse to express your true feelings for the cancellation of Clerks and all the other injustices over the past couple of years. We’re sure you’ll dig this one.

You’ll need a browser that’s got the Shockwave Flash applet installed, so surf on over and nab it if you’re having troubles. Oh, and after you’re all poked out, don’t forget to press the QUIT button for an extra surprise. Happy poking, and enjoy, from Nakedfella productions and your friends at News Askew!