- Kevin brings the happy news today (via his blog) that super-producer Scott Mosier tied the knot with his girlfriend Alex “Cookie†Hilebronner on September 1st. We’d like to offer our sincerest congratulations and best wishes to the happy couple — We know Scott’s been one of the biggest lurkers here at News Askew since we started, so we’re sure he’s reading this right now. That being said, for the rest of us, here’s Kevin’s personal congratulatory post as well:

A day none of us thought would ever come…
Uber-Producer Scott Mosier is legally off the market.
On Friday, September 1st, Scott Mosier married Alex “Cookie†Hilebronner in a small, Van Nuys courthouse civil service. The pair met on “Jersey Girl†(proving to the critics, once and for all, that something good came out of that much-maligned flick), and tied the knot on the fourth anniversary of their first date (i.e. – the first time they boned).
For anyone who knows Mosier, the news of the nuptials was akin to peace in the Middle East: it’s something we thought we’d never see. Scott had long maintained a staunch, “I’ll never get married†position – so much so that it would’ve been less shocking had Mosier announced “I’m suddenly turning gay,†than “I got married.†That Cookie was able to change Mos’ mind is nothing short of miraculous, and speaks volumes about her charms (both emotional and, one would suspect, sexual).
Join me in extending a hearty “Congrats†to the happy couple.

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