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The NEW Becky Poster!

June 22nd @ 9:17 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Kevin Smith

  • Kevin cryptically posted this new version of the Rosario (as Becky) poster today, but didn’t mention if this teaser would replace that previous Rosario in leather shot that so many folks (present company included) dug. This image certainly represents her character in the film better (we certainly don’t recall the black leather in the film, and we’re pretty sure we WOULD recall such an outfit), so it could just be a marketing thing. We’ll see what we can find out. Still worth hanging on your wall regardless, of course.

Clerks II: TV Ad HERE!

June 22nd @ 9:17 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Kevin Spellman

  • YouTube does it again! Here’s the Clerks II TV ad that’s now airing in select markets , though we warn you, some spoilers contained inside including one BIG one…So watch at your own risk. Also interesting is the “This Film Is Not Yet Rated” tag on the end…Though the R has been approved, we guess it’s not official yet or something. So, we’ll wait for that R-tagged ad, in the meantime, enjoy this, the first of what we’re sure are many Clerks II ads to come.

As always, we recommend going in totally cold on Kev’s flicks, the surprises are so much more fun (and this one really does twist around a lot)…But of course, it’s there if you wanna peep it. Enjoy.

Clerks II Flyer Promo In NYC!

June 15th @ 8:23 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Billy Archiello

  • Here’s a neat scoop spotted in New York City — A movie theater there gave our scooper a Clerks II promotional flyer, which he was good enough to scan for us. One side features snippets from that glowing Cannes review (watch for minor spoilers), and the other side has a fun little Kevin Smith film quiz. Our scooper also was shown some test TV spots for the film! Here’s that report:
That same theater was testing trailers and commercials for market research, and the commercial i was shown was a TV spot for Clerks 2! Great little commercial, but having seen the film already at Vulgarthon, It did give some great jokes away.

Click the pics for closer looks at the flyer! Great little souvenir from the flick, for sure!

Clerks II Publicity Begins Tomorrow!

June 13th @ 10:24 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & C hris

  • The Clerks II publicity machine kicks into high-gear tomorrow as Brian O’Halloran and Jeff Anderson start a country-wide press tour. Kevin will be starting up his tour on June 19th. Two other interesting tidbits Kevin dropped in his latest WWWBoard update included Clerks II’s July 11th premiere at the worlld famous Cinerama Dome in Los Angeles, California, and a quick update on the recording of the Clerks II in-theater commentary we mentioned a few weeks ago. Get all of the details right here…
6/14/06
Tomorrow, Jeff and Brian kick off their three week, city-by-city grass roots press tour to support the flick. This is what their daily grind looks like…

June 14 – San Diego
June 15 – San Francisco
June 16 – Portland
June 19 – Seattle
June 20 – Phoenix
June 21 – Denver
June 22 – Houston
June 23 – St. Louis
June 26 – Kansas City
June 27 – Cleveland
June 28 – Miami

On the 19th, my leg of the grass roots press tour kicks in (I was also supposed to start tomorrow, but had to put off my departure ’til Monday, as Harley’s birthday party is this weekend). Here’s where I’ll be whoring out the flick…

June 19 – Dallas
June 20 – Minneapolis
June 21 – Chicago
June 22 – Detroit
June 23 – Boston
June 26 – Philly
June 27 – DC
June 28 – Atlanta
June 29 – Toronto
June 30 – NYC

When the boys and I are done, there will be press days in NYC and L.A. for the whole cast as well (which is where Rosario kicks into action).

We’re now less than a month away from the premiere (July 11th at the Cinerama Dome in Los Angeles) and a little over a month away from opening day.

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6/13/06

Scott, Jeff and I recorded the In-Theater Commentary Track for “Clerks II” today. On the Monday after the opening weekend, you’ll be able to download the track at iTunes (not sure if it’s a free download or not just yet, but I’d imagine it is), pop it on your iPod, and bring it to the theater to listen to in conjunction with a viewing of “Clerks II”. It’s a wall-to-wall conversational commentary (no dead spaces of us just watching the movie, folks), and it’s loaded with spoilers, so I wouldn’t suggest listening to it unless you’ve seen the flick first.

The whole thing turned out nicely: very informative and pretty funny. I could see doing this for every flick’s theatrical run.

Another Loving Clerks II Review!

June 13th @ 10:00 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by ElDiabloSuizo

  • So have we convinced you that you’re gonna LOVE Clerks II yet? We figure we have. But hey, in case you wanna hear more, or just be jealous of people who have seen this brilliantly hilarious work before you, another review has shown up at Ain’t It Cool, full of SPOILERS (so watch out)…But also full of praise for the flick. Here’s a few non-spoiler snippets:
I know many people including myself wondered if Kevin had lost his nerve after Jersey Girl and just wanted to play in a pond where he knew the water and could avoid jumping any sharks. He seemed to be pretty happy about the production and the direction of the film based on interviews or items on his various websites and I cant knock the guy for returning to his roots…hell Ive got how many versions of Star Wars? If George Lucas can rape your childhood then Kevin can play a secret touching game with my early twenties I suppose- he did promise candy if I got in the car- so away I went.

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If you identified with the movie 10 years ago chances are its still going to ring true for most people (us slacker types, who like to bitch..talkbackers I’m looking at you) and its a lot of fun. Though I admit I left the theater feeling like I had a strange warped sense of Déjà vu- like I wasn’t sure what to think at first, it was Clerks, but at the same time it was in color and had some parts of Jersey Girl thrown in or contaminated (depending on your point of view), all in all, the movie is pretty damn funny and the plot has more going on then the first Clerks, in that it goes outside the short time frame and gives a sense of whats gone on between the films and what could happen after, instead of just keeping the status quo of the first film. It feels more complete as a film than Clerks did and its a good thing.

You can read the entire thing HERE though we again warn you, spoilers are included.

Clerks II Banner Contest: Win AMAZING Prizes!

June 9th @ 6:07 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Sam

  • Well folks, there’s been contests before over the years here at News Askew and View Askew, but this one’s probably the coolest yet – Not only do you get to help promote Clerks II, but you can win AMAZING prizes by doing so. And anyone with a computer can enter! Just use your powers of persuasion to get our Clerks II banner onto as many unique websites as you can. Nothing more to it than that. And yes, YOU could be in our next movie. Or owning some true one of a kind Clerks II proppage. WOW. Kevin has the full details right here for ya:
Wanna help us spread the word about Clerks II in true guerilla marketing fashion, and maybe win some cool shit in the process? The “Clerks II” Banner Contest tasks fearless participants with one of the easiest challenges you’ll ever be a part of: getting the “Clerks II” banner on as many websites, messageboards, MySpace pages, and blogs as possible.

As you get the banner placed on various locations across the net, simply send the URL of the site/page/board in to us at bannercontest@viewaskew.com.

Well add that site to your running tally. The person who gets the banner placed in the most locations across the net (without repeats!) by midnight on the day of the films release (7/21/2006) will win one of THESE FABULOUS PRIZES!!!

1st PLACE: AN ON-CAMERA, GUARANTEED-NOT-TO-BE-CUT WALK-ON IN THE NEXT VIEW ASKEW PRODUCTION (shooting early 2007)!
2nd PLACE: RANDAL’S SCREEN-WORN MOOBY’S SMOCK AND “RANGER DANGER” T-SHIRT!
3rd PLACE: A MOOBY’S PROP PACKAGE OF SCREEN-USED ITEMS (including “Bovine-Size It” cup and fries container, as well as Sweet ‘n Sour Surly box)!
4th PLACE: A SET OF JAY AND SILENT BOB COLD CAST STATUES!
5th PLACE: A COPY OF THE “CLERKS II” SCRIPT SIGNED BY KEV!
6th THROUGH 10th PLACE: A “CLERKS II” PRIZE PACKAGE, COMPLETE WITH THREE WRIST BANDS AND A “CLERKS II” CAN COOLER!”
11th PLACE: ROSARIO DAWSON HERSELF!
(Just kidding; there is no 11th place.)

Provided below is a line of code that will automatically insert the “Clerks II” banner and a link back to the Clerks2.com website. Your banner placements must use this line of code or your entry will be ineligible towards your tally.

Clerks II - July 21, 2006

Clerks II - July 21, 2006

Clerks II - July 21, 2006

Clerks II - July 21, 2006

I couldn’t be any easier than that!

So what’re you waiting for?! Start smearing our “Clerks II” feces all over the internet landscape NOW!

“Clerks II” in theaters July 21st.

Kevin’s Myspace blog has the full details!!! No time like the present to get started! We wish you luck…And dang, with prizes like those, we wish WE could enter!

Clerks II Posters: Designs Here!

June 8th @ 6:00 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Kevin Smith, Mike Klimek

  • They’re arriving in theaters everywhere next weekend, and man are they ever COOL! Clerks II TEASER posters! We’ll let these great designs and taglines speak for themselves, but guys…Do we ALL need to own that Rosario poster NOW or what?!?!? Here’s hoping we can get oodles of these to offer up thru the Stash. Click the minis for super-huge high res versions, and bask in their glory!

Clerks II: Red Band Trailer On The Way!

June 8th @ 5:59 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Watching the Clerks II trailer after now seeing the film twice, it’s very easy to see that edits had to be carefully made to this trailer just because, well, most of the jokes and punch lines are NOT green band trailer friendly. That’s why we’re happy to report that, according to Kevin’s latest post, the Weinstein Co. website will soon present a RED BAND trailer, which will be able to include R-rated dialogue and scenes from the film. Kevin does warn that both the new trailer and the existing one DO contain spoilers, so if you want to go in as fresh as I did back in December, stay away. Otherwise, enjoy. We’ll of course let you know when the new trailer shows up online.

Clerks II Wows Middle America!

June 6th @ 9:44 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Kevin Smith

  • The news just keeps getting better, with this morning’s blog entry (which we’re posting in its entirety) from Kevin, regarding a test screening of Clerks II in Kansas. This is just spectacular news, given the region of the country, coupled with the fact it’s probably the best test screening EVER for a View Askew flick. We’ll let Kevin’s words do the talking:
So tonight, after dodging the bullet for months now, we had our first (and only) test screening with a general audience for “Clerks II”.

Let me say a few words about test screenings: I hate them. Fuck, do I hate them. I don’t mind the actual screening portion, where you’re sitting there with an audience watching the flick and listening to their reactions; that part’s totally cool. It’s when the screening ends, the lights come up, and the folks in charge start handing out survey cards for the audience to fill out… that’s when shit usually goes south for me. And even worse, twenty or twenty five people are kept behind to take part in what’s known as a “focus group”, where they’re asked pointed questions about the movie (”Did you like it?” and “What didn’t you like about it?” and “Would you recommend it to people, and if not, why not?”) and the filmmakers are forced to hide in the back of theater and listen to an audience eviscerate something they’ve worked so hard on for so long, without being able to get up and defend themselves or the flick. Of all the aspects of filmmaking that go into the gestalt of cinematic storytelling, this is definitely the least appetizing. I don’t know any filmmaker who enjoys it.

Now normally, one test screens (or is forced to test screen by the studio) in an effort to look for cuts or make changes in the flick, based on how audiences react to the screening. On “Jersey Girl”, we endured ten of these screenings, in a failed effort to make the movie more palatable to a mainstream audience. With “Clerks II”, the idea wasn’t to look for cuts or changes (indeed, the prints are locked at this point); tonight’s test screening was purely a marketing screening, set up by the Weinstein Company in an effort to shed some light on how to go about selling the flick.

Based on that, there was no real risk to us: if the audience hated the flick, we weren’t going to be forced to make changes. After all, the flick only cost five million to make, so the financial risks facing the Weinstein Company are minimal at best. And with the lion’s share of our foreign pre-sales taken care of at Cannes 2005 (a year before we’d screen at the fest to an eight minute standing ovation, plug, plug) the movie’s budget, it’s been revealed, was already taken care of; in essence, the movie’s in profit before opening day.

Still, any screening in which cards are gonna be filled out and comments about the qualities (or lack thereof) of the flick are gonna be made is nerve-wracking to a filmmaker. So when the lights dimmed in this Kansas City theater (chosen because the Weinstein Company wanted to see how the movie would play in the heartland), I was sweating it. This wasn’t a room comprised of hardcore fans. The audience recruit for the test screening didn’t list any of our previous flicks on the list of movies potential attendees had to have seen theatrically to be considered for inclusion. The “Qualifying Films” list (of which the audience Must Have Seen at least three) looked like this: “Bad Santa”, “Malibu’s Most Wanted”, “The 40 Year Old Virgin”, “Dodgeball”, “White Chicks”, “Team America: World Police”, “The Ringer”, “Old School”, “Anchorman”, “High Fidelity”, “Napoleon Dynamite”, and “Wedding Crashers”. Not a “Chasing Amy” or “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back” anywhere in sight.

The Demographics they were looking for were 60% Male, 40% Female, 17-34 (60% under 25). Essentially, a mainstream comedy audience – something, I feel, our flick really isn’t.

The good news is that it was, apparently, an easy recruit. They had a line that wrapped the building of people looking to get in. 30 or 40 potential attendees had to be turned away. We had a packed house of close to 400. But when the “Clerks II” title card came up, there was no raucous applause (a normally great indicator that the room is full of friendlies).

However, that was about the only point in the screening when there weren’t applause.

Man, that screening rocked. The audience was with the flick every step of the way. It played even better, I dare say, than it did in Cannes (which I guess isn’t that surprising, since the entire audience, unlike the Cannes screening, was comprised of folks whose first language was English). There were only three walk-outs (one of whom was a mid-30’s woman who felt the film was “disgusting”), and they all left in the first twenty minutes (by which time anybody who feels the flick isn’t their kinda poison heads for the hills). After that first twenty minutes, nobody left. That’s rare for us and our flicks (especially considering how out there our flicks can get; this one in particular).

When the flick ended, there was resounding applause (also pretty fucking rare in a test screening). The audience filled out their cards, and twenty five folks were kept behind for the focus group.

The focus group didn’t seem to match the audience reaction we heard while watching the flick. Folks were a bit more reserved in their praise. But the majority of the focus group rated the flick “excellent”, “very good”, and “good”. Only one person rated it “fair”. Nobody chose “poor”. Marketing data gleaned from the screening: folks felt (thank Christ) that no subtitle (i.e. “Clerks II: The Second Coming”) was needed; “Clerks II” said it all. And much to the delight of the Weinstein Company, no one in the focus group felt that seeing the first “Clerks” was necessary in order to dig “Clerks II”.

That top two boxes score is key in the test screening process: it’s the figure that represents the percentage of people who rated the flick “excellent” and “very good”. When the scores are tallied from the survey sheets, there are two figures everyone immediately wants to know: the top two boxes score, and the “definite recommends” (the percentage of those surveyed who say they would definitely recommend the flick to friends). Based on the focus group, Scott and I felt that we were looking at a score of 70% in the top two boxes, but neither of us could imagine what the definite recommends figure would be.

When Laurie Eddings brought us the score sheet, she had a smile on her face. Scott and I had told her we thought it was a 70% top two box score, and Laurie held up the sheet and said “It’s better than that.”

The percentage of that audience who rated the film “excellent” was 56%. The normal average is 25%. The combined score of the top two boxes was 84%; the normal top two boxes average is 55%. We were 29% above the average (the average being the score that everyone breathes easier at). 13% of the audience rated the film as “good”. 2% rated the film as “fair”. Only 1% rated the film as “poor” (likely the “disgusted” woman).

The “definite recommends” score “norm” is 45%. “Clerks II” got a 74% – nearly thirty percent above the norm. 74% of that audience said they would definitely recommend the film to their friends, with a vast lion’s share of the remaining 26% saying they’d “probably” recommend the movie to their friends.

Considering where we were screening, for this flick to score an 84% with a 74% definite recommend is nothing short of astounding. Mainstream movies testing in Kansas City score 84%; a sequel to a black and white indie flick that’s filled with some of the crudest, weirdest shit you’ve ever seen and heard in a movie theater doesn’t score an 84%. And yet, tonight, it did. In the fucking heartland. In middle-America.

Needless to say, we’re all thrilled.

So thank you, Kansas City, Missouri, for an amazing, very memorable night; you’ve made my life considerably easier. And thanks to Harvey for forcing us to do the test screening; it was definitely worth all the worry leading up to it. And thanks to the cast and crew for all their hard work; without them, there’s no movie to score in the first place.

But most of all, thanks to that mid-30’s woman who walked out in disgust. Because, for a second there, I was beginning to think maybe I’d gone soft in my old age. I’m relieved to know that my sense of humor is still not to everyone’s taste.

Fuck, this movie’s been a sweet-ass ride thus far. God-willing, it’ll continue through ’til July 21st (and beyond).

The more we think about it, we can’t wait for you all to see Clerks II. It’s truly a hilarious, even moving flick and we know you’re going to love it. Just around a month and a half until it’s unleashed. Sit tight, and spread the word!

SPOILERS: Clerks II Review From Cannes!

June 5th @ 12:58 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Here’s yet another spectacular review of Clerks II straight from the Cannes Film Festival. We’ve edited out the spoilers ahead, though you can check it out in full right here and we’ll be back later with more news!
Clerks II
Lee Marshall in Cannes 05 June 2006 11:00

If it ain’t broke, milk it, as they say in Hollywood.

So why did New Jersey homeboy Kevin Smith wait all of 12 years before returning to the successful small-town-buddies formula of his cult debut, Clerks?

True, Smith has done strident variations on the theme – Mallrats – and lame spin-offs – Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back(JSBSB).

But this is the first time that he’s summoned his high-school friends Brian O’Halloran and Jeff Anderson back for a rematch as eternal clerks Dante Hicks and Randal Graves.

The result sometimes feels like an extended sitcom episode – but it’s a funny, fast-paced, risque sitcom with some great one-liners.

Unprudish slacker and post-slacker audiences will lap this up, though only die hard Smith fans will buy the (thankfully brief) doses of sentimental you’re-my-buddy schmaltz.

A surprise R rating (Smith was apparently braced for another NC-17 repeal battle) will help Clerks II to equal and perhaps top the $30m domestic takings of the director’s top grossers, JSBSB and Dogma; and auxiliary sales should be buoyant.

Smith’s films generally do only modestly in non-English-speaking territories overseas, if they get seen at all.

But Clerks II has enough standalone panache to overcome the lack of a serious fan base abroad and achieve at least comic curio status.

The opening scene switches neatly between black and white – a nostalgic homage to the original Clerks – and colour, as an older, paunchier Dante turns up for another day at the Quick Stop grocery store, only to discover that [SPOILER].

Responsible Dante and his sardonic, foul-mouthed, live-by-the-day buddy Randall are forced to take jobs at Mooby’s, a fast-food chain based on a golden calf character that is one of the recurring motifs in Smith’s comic Sim City (a world known as the Viewaskewniverse, after his View Askew production company).

Dante now has a [SPOILERS].

Outside the store, stoner drug dealers Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Smith himself), lounge around once more, unchanged after rehab except for [SPOILER].

In fan-service comedy franchises like this, just being seen is half the battle: hence the cameos by Smith regulars Ben Affleck and Jason Lee.

So much for the plot. The core business of this film (which was originally to have been called The Passion Of The Clerks) is to keep the laughs coming, and the badinage here is as good as anything Smith has written.

PC orthodoxies are sniped at in the extended [SPOILER] gags, there’s a running series of [SPOILER], and the gross-out sexual skits include [SPOILER] out-porks Porky’s.

But however smutty it gets, the humour is grounded in character and the dead-end tedium of small town America and its McJobs.

The look of the thing is televisual, and so is much of the acting; only a sensuous, screen-hogging Dawson drags the standard up a notch or two. Whatever: Clerks II is funny, and it moves along at a cracking pace. Which is more than you can say for most of the films Smith has made since the original Clerks.