Wanna help us spread the word about Clerks II in true guerilla marketing fashion, and maybe win some cool shit in the process? The “Clerks II” Banner Contest tasks fearless participants with one of the easiest challenges you’ll ever be a part of: getting the “Clerks II” banner on as many websites, messageboards, MySpace pages, and blogs as possible.

As you get the banner placed on various locations across the net, simply send the URL of the site/page/board in to us at bannercontest@viewaskew.com.

Well add that site to your running tally. The person who gets the banner placed in the most locations across the net (without repeats!) by midnight on the day of the films release (7/21/2006) will win one of THESE FABULOUS PRIZES!!!

1st PLACE: AN ON-CAMERA, GUARANTEED-NOT-TO-BE-CUT WALK-ON IN THE NEXT VIEW ASKEW PRODUCTION (shooting early 2007)!

2nd PLACE: RANDAL’S SCREEN-WORN MOOBY’S SMOCK AND “RANGER DANGER” T-SHIRT!

3rd PLACE: A MOOBY’S PROP PACKAGE OF SCREEN-USED ITEMS (including “Bovine-Size It” cup and fries container, as well as Sweet ‘n Sour Surly box)!

4th PLACE: A SET OF JAY AND SILENT BOB COLD CAST STATUES!

5th PLACE: A COPY OF THE “CLERKS II” SCRIPT SIGNED BY KEV!

6th THROUGH 10th PLACE: A “CLERKS II” PRIZE PACKAGE, COMPLETE WITH THREE WRIST BANDS AND A “CLERKS II” CAN COOLER!”

11th PLACE: ROSARIO DAWSON HERSELF! (Just kidding; there is no 11th place.)

Provided below is a line of code that will automatically insert the “Clerks II” banner and a link back to the Clerks2.com website. Your banner placements must use this line of code or your entry will be ineligible towards your tally.

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I couldn’t be any easier than that!

So what’re you waiting for?! Start smearing our “Clerks II” feces all over the internet landscape NOW!

“Clerks II” in theaters July 21st.