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But that’s a story for another day. I just wanted to let all the bastards who have been bothering me for months on end about the Banky cap that within weeks you will be able to order one from the site. It took a long ass time and much investigation but Kevin has approved a cap today and I’m told they will ship by the end of next week. Ming will put up a button for pre-orders within the next day or so.

1) French Dogma T-Shirt

2) Silent Bob’s screen worn shirt from ‘Dogma’

3) French Dogma Poster (small)

4) Japanese Dogma Poster

5) ‘Prepare Thyself’ Cartoon Lightning Discarded Promo

Clerks: The Limited Hardcover Book
Ships in April
Regular Price $59.95
Our Price is $47.96 (20% off)

by Kevin Smith, Jim Mahfood, Phil Hester & Ande Parks

What better way to exploit the March TV debut of the new Clerks: The Animated Series than with the release of the Clerks Limited Edition Hardcover Book. Features the Kevin Smith stories from Oni Press’ Clerks: The Comic Book, Clerks: Holiday Special and Clerks: The Lost Scenes with art by Jim Mahfood, Phil Hester, Ande Parks. Limited to just 2500 copies, each hardcover book features an illustrated, individually-numbered signature page, signed by Kevin Smith and Jim Mahfood. This deluxe presentation also includes Smyth-sewn hardcover binding with debossed cover, full-color dustjacket (with new exclusive art by Chris Bailey, art director for the animated show!!) and special end pages. This is the Clerks you’ve been waiting for!! Quantities are limited. Order may be allocated.

LTD. HC, 96pg, b&w

Grove/Atlantic, Inc. has just bought the new screenplay, DOGMA, by Kevin Smith-the author of Chasing Amy and Clerks. The film will open on 1,200screens nationwide on November 12, 1999. We will have books off press on November 12th.

PLEASE GET YOUR ORDERS IN ASAP so that we can quickly release our tie-in movie edition.

The Miramax Books edition of Chasing Amy and Clerks has sold over 30,000copies. Lion Gate Films is releasing DOGMA, and the film will have a marketing budget of $10,000,000.

SPECIFICATIONS:

Title: Dogma: A Screenplay
Author: Kevin Smith
ISBN: 0-8021-3679-6
Format: Paperback original
Imprint: Grove Press
Book Off Press: November 12, 1999In-Store: Week of November 22, 1999
Export Rights: US & Canada
Author residence: New Jersey

COVER WILL BE THE MOVIE KEY ART (Poster design)

DESCRIPTION:

“The gospel according to the guy who made Chasing Amy? . . . What’s not to love?”-Entertainment Weekly

Dogma – A Screenplay by Kevin Smith

One of the major hits of the 1999 Cannes Film Festival, a film that proved too hot for Disney to handle, Kevin Smith’s ribald, revolutionary new film dogma is a comic theological fantasy that is sure to be one of this fall’s most provocative offerings. Two fallen angels (Matt Damon and Ben Affleck),sentenced to eternal exile in Wisconsin, are trying to get back into heaven.A renegade cardinal in New Jersey (George Carlin), as part of his”Catholicism Wow!” campaign, has opened a loophole in Catholic doctrine that would give them their opportunity-and, in proving God’s judgment wrong,destroy the universe. An abortion clinic counselor (Linda Fiorentino) who may or may not be of holy bloodlines is tapped as the very reluctant savior-and, accompanied by the thirteenth apostle (Chris Rock), a wayward muse (Salma Hayek), and two very questionable prophets (Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith, AKA Jay and Silent Bob), she sets off on a mission to save the world.

“Dogma blends gross-out humor . . . with loopy metaphysical speculation of the kind that keeps caffeinated college sophomores up all night. Mr. Smith creates unchecked verbal outpourings that veer from disquisitions on freewill to sexual references that would make a broadminded stevedore blush.Seldom has the Catholic distinction between body and soul been so fiercely and funnily drawn.”-Dave Kehr, The New York Times

“As inspired, goofy, subversive, and thought-provoking a pop-culture vision of the battle between good and evil as has been presented on-screen . . .Dogma . . . made it seem like there was something new to be found under the[Cannes] sun . . . At various moments reminiscent of Star Wars, ’60s Batman comics, and the Bible, Dogma has a script as hilarious as the Rocky HorrorPicture Show . . . it demands to be memorized and chanted back at the screen.”-Amy Taubin, The Village Voice

“Dogma is as smart and articulate as it is wildly irreverent, with characters who try to make sense of faith just as his Chasing Amy characters tried to sort out love and sexual identity. And Mr. Smith’s fusion of off-the-wall humor with serious debate never leaves the strength of his religious conviction in question.”-Janet Maslin, The New York Times

“Fast and witty . . . Dogma . . . is reminiscent of 1975’s Monty Python and the Holy Grail and is the kind of satirical take that can be written only from the inside. Only someone of the Catholic faith could use its elements to challenge it so adroitly.”-USA Today

“This comic brainchild of Kevin Smith . . . is boldly funny without ever being blasphemous.”-Rolling Stone

Kevin Smith also wrote and directed Clerks, Mall Rats, and Chasing Amy.

Yes you read right, now available through the Stash, the Official ‘Dogma’ One-Sheet poster. You’ve seen it, you’ve downloaded it, now OWN it! The ‘Dogma’ one-sheet poster measures a standard 27 x 40 inches and features the principle cast (A winged Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, Salma Hayek, Chris Rock, Alan Rickman, Linda Fiorentino, Jason Mewes and KevinSmith) against an orange sky background. The ‘Dogma’ logo is featured prominently underneath along with the cast and crew credits. And to top that off – it comes signed by Kevin. $30.00 + s/h ORDER HERE!

We’ve got 50 copies of the Wizard #96 Exclusive issue of Daredevil ready for sale at the Stash. Features include the Smith, Quesada, Palmiotti issue of Daredevil #1/2, a special Wizard protective cover, and a Certificate of Authenticity. All this for only $10.00 + s/h ORDER HERE!

Now available at the Stash:

1) Dogma Bumper Stickers – if you’re an owner of the ‘Clerks’ bumper stickers, you’ll know all about these. White ‘Dogma’ logo on a black background. Measures 11 1/2 x 3 3/4 inches and laminated to protect it from the weather. Fits perfectly on any bumper. $3.00 each. ORDER HERE!

2) Mooby Corp. Magnet Set #1 – These high quality magnets feature the fun-loving cartoon characters from the Mooby Corporation: Mooby the Golden Calf, Surly Duck, Enoch, and Pat-Pat the Monkey King. Sticks to most metal surfaces. $7.95 each set. ORDER HERE!

Many scenes had to be cut from Clerks for the sake of time, and for the first time ever, you can see one here – in glorious comic book black and white. Kevin Smith, the writer and director of the film, has returned to his original script and rescued the crucial funeral parlor sequence. Finally, this is your chance to see the events as Julie Dwyer’s funeral that send Dante and Randal running! This is the scene “the man” didn’t wan’t you to see! Featuring and all-new introductory sequence, this book is written by Kevin Smith and illustrated by Phil Hester and Ande Parks, with a cover by Jay and Silent Bob artist Duncan Fegredo.

Preorder now!

SHIPS IN JULY: $10.00 SHIPPING INCLUDED

You just read about their latest adventure in Oni Double Feature #12, now show all your friends that you support the dynamic stoners who saved the peaceful citizens of Red Bank from the evil and prolific Rick Derris. $18.00 L and XL $19.50 XXL and XXXL