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October 3rd @ 7:51 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Matt Booker, Jeff Mack, Ryan Maxwell

  • Seems a new era is upon us – User-modifed inaction figures, anyone? Seems one Buffy fan has taken a couple of C.L.I.T. members and turned them into two famous slayers.

  • A small mention of Clerks II heads up this review for the new “Employee of the Month” flick hitting theaters this week. Scan is above.
  • And finally today, congrats to “My Name Is Earl” star Jaime Pressly. Jason Lee today seemed to confirm her alleged pregnancy in a story posted over at the IMDB. Pressly hosts a brand new Saturday Night Live this weekend.

The 20 Millionth Hit Contest Is Here!

October 1st @ 11:05 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • It’s an exciting time for us here at News Askew — We’re nearing our 10 year anniversary of the site (coming this May, we celebreate a whopping TEN YEARS bringing you the latest news from the world of Kevin Smith and the View Askewniverse), and we’re also amazingly close to another huge milestone – Our 20 millionth hit to the website. That means that, on average, we’ve had 2 million visits per year here at News Askew. Not too shabby for a website that started with just a few silly drinking games back in 1997, when the View Askew canon consisted of only 3 films. My, how time flies and how things change.

So, what could we do to celebrate 20 million? Well, a couple of things, really. But more on that later. First up, what can we do for YOU? Tell ya what — How about a prize? Yep, that’s right, the hitter who e-mails us at 20 million or closest to that number AFTER the 20 million turns will get a prize from Mr. Kevin Smith himself — A signed pair of his worn Vans shoes! Will this be a pair that’s been seen on the red carpet? The Tonight Show? Perhaps even during one of the famous “Evening With” segments? You never know. But what we do know is that Kevin generously offered to donate a pair once he heard of the big milestone. And we’re looking forward to giving them to one of our lucky readers.

The contest is simple — Just capture us a screenshot of your hit and email it to us. Use your PRINT SCREEN key and then cut and paste it into a photo program, word, anything you can do to get it to us. The screen will display a special message if you’re the winner, so there will be no faking this one (or we’ll know if you did) so don’t bother trying using any Photoshop jobs to pull one over on us.

So good luck, thanks for visiting, and we’ll be back with more exciting anniversary news soon. For now, let’s hit that 20 million and work on the next milestone. Thanks to all of you who continue to make News Askew a success. We wouldn’t be here without you.

Kevin Presents “Now You Know” On DVD!

October 1st @ 11:05 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Darren Crist, CBA79

  • After quite a bit of speculation, and a few runs at recent Vulgarthons, we’re happy to announce that you will soon be able to watch Jeff Anderson’s directorial debut, “Now You Know”, in your own home! Kevin’s put his own name on the flick, with a “Kevin Smith Presents” before the title, a nice tie-in to the November 28th release date. Sound familiar? It should! That’s the same date you can pick up Clerks II and Evening Harder on DVD. Yep, that’s right, it’s a View Askew DVD trifecta! The biggest release date in View Askew DVD history is now less than 2 months away.

Technical specs aren’t out yet, but DVDActive has the cover art. And yes, for those of you who loved Elias in Clerks II, this flick is the one that got Trevor Fehrman hired for the gig, and his feature film debut. Folks who have checked this one out at Vulgarthons have loved it — It’s a fast-paced romantic comedy with some excellent buddy chemistry between Anderson and Fehrman, and a worthy addition to your View Askew DVD library. Save up those pennies for November 28th, folks! We’re sensing some BIG signing events happening at one or both Secret Stash stores around that time…

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October 1st @ 11:04 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Kyle Greenham, Matt Hearn, Justin McGill

  • Kevin corrects that story we had earlier this week about him hosting two back-to-back weeks of “At The Movies”. A Q&A in Orlando, FL prevented him from seeing all ten of the films he would have had to screen to participate in both programs. We’ll have clippage of this week’s show for you soon.
  • The lovely Salma Hayek takes the number 4 spot on movies.com’s list of “8 Great Stripteases”:
Who stripped: Salma Hayek as a muse-turned-stripper named Serendipity.

What she took off: A naughty schoolgirl outfit.

Who watched: Jay and Silent Bob, who try to lure Serendipity with five $1 bills.

Why you’ve gotta see it: Kevin Smith’s snarky take on Catholicism features Alanis Morissette playing God. If you grew up Catholic, you’ll get a laugh out of its inside jokes, and if you didn’t, you can at least enjoy the ensemble cast — and Salma’s pigtails. Rowr!

  • Seems that Jay & Bob are featured at a Halloween haunt again this year, this time just down the street from the site of the Clerks II Mooby’s (pre-demolition), Knott’s Berry Farm. Our scooper reports:
“Knott’s Berry Farm in Buena Park, California, is doing its anual Halloween Haunt this year, and as always the Hanging is a major part of it. I think you remember that a few years ago they had some actors play Jay and Bob for the hanging (I think it was around the release of “Strike Back”). Well, they’ve done it again. Jay comes out, talks about all the beautiful sluts in the crowd, then Bob turns on “Goodbye Horses” and starts dancing. In the end they hold their own for quite a while before the Executioner kills them off.”
  • And finally today, Eliza “Duckshoot” Dushku fans take note: She’s taken on a role in a new horror flick called “Mamba”. “I Know What You Did Last Summer” meets “Final Destination,” “Mamba” turns on a group of surfer students who discover an old satanic board game called Mamba. Every time one person loses in the game, they suffer dire death. Later folks!

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September 28th @ 1:11 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Chris D, Bill Minter, Joshua Gilmore, Justin McGill

This weekend (9/30), Richard Roeper and guest critic Kevin Smith review:

OPEN SEASON with the voices of Martin Lawrence and Ashton Kutcher
THE GUARDIAN with Kevin Costner and Ashton Kutcher
THE LAST KING OF SCOTLAND with Forest Whitaker and Kerry Washington
THE QUEEN with Helen Mirren, Michael Sheen and James Cromwell
SCHOOL FOR SCOUNDRELS with Billy Bob Thornton and Jon Heder
BEERLEAGUE with Artie Lange and Ralph Macchio

  • Spoiler alert! Check out a photo of Mewes from the horror gorefest “Feast” in this Entertainment Weekly clip from the flick above.
  • The new “DJ Yoda” titled ‘The Amazing Adventures of DJ Yoda’ arrives in the UK on October 2nd and features several samples from Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back. You can listen now at Myspace.
  • Horror fansite Bloody Digusting reports that Rosario Dawson will star in a flick based on her own comic book “O.C.T.: Occult Crimes Taskforce”. She recently completed “Killshot” for Dimension, and is currently starring in the Quentin Tarantino/Robert Rodriguez pic “Grindhouse” and will reprise her role in the “Sin City” sequel. Busy gal, great flicks!

Kevin “At The Movies” Two More Weeks!

September 25th @ 11:49 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Edward Chen, John Whiteaker, Tom, Jacob, Jay, Buck C, John Hopkins, Richard Minter

  • Obviously a favorite for his honesty and likability, Kevin will return to co-host the popular “At The Movies” with Richard Roeper for the next TWO weekend editions of the program (starting with the weekend of Saturday, September 30th). The news first broke when Roeper ran down the list of next week’s films on the program this weekend, and mentioned that Kevin would be in to help review them. The flicks: “The Guardian”, “School for Scoundrels”, “The Queen” and “Open Season”. No word yet on the flicks for week two, though looking ahead, you can probably guess.

WSCH confirms the dates and for the more official, TV Guide also has the story. We’ll work on getting information, clips, and more up right here for ya following each episode, too. Check your local listings for date and time.

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September 25th @ 11:49 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by John Pearce, Craig Shannon, GAKish

  • Some new scannage for ya from the UK today — This from NME magazine, promoting Clerks II in a two-page spread we’ve pieced together for ya. Tons of new quotes from Jay in the various inserts, as well. Enjoy!
  • Check out Mewes in the horrofest “Feast” – Now showing in theaters for midnight screenings, and on DVD October 17th! We’ve been waiting for this one.
  • Ben Affleck talks “Hollywoodland” in this new NPR interview. You can check it out in Windows Media and Real Audio formats. He remains highly talked-about for his excellent portrayal of George Reeves in the film.

Clerks II Hits UK Theaters!

September 23rd @ 4:32 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Matt Booker, Vicki Ellis

  • Clerks II hits UK theaters this weekend, after a long wait from fans — We hope you’re all enjoying the film up on the big screen with an audience full of fans! The Thursday podcast of BBC program “Front Row” features a review of the film, if you care to listen to a British reviewer’s take.

In other UK Press, Kevin conducts a new interview with “Digital Spy” which features a mix of familiar and original questions. Here’s a sample:

You say you’re not mainstream, but so many people grew up watching your films – you’re a household name!

“It’s a weird position to be in, oddly enough I find that when it s time to promote a movie, it’s never a problem getting press, people are always willing to sit down and talk about it. There’s always far more press than interest in the actual movie, though. I’ve found over the years that the balance between press and how we do has completely shifted in the favour of press. I guess I’m well known for doing what I do, but I don’t think I’m as successful as I guess the press would lead one to believe – the inordinate amount of press you receive, you think ‘wow, the movies would do better’, but they always seem to play to the exact same audience. I’m more well known than the flicks, which is weird, as normally it’s vice versa. I’m normally out there shooting my mouth off, so I’m shocked as many people see our flicks as they do. I never expected them to go beyond that little area of New Jersey that I grew up in!”

UK’s “The Guardian” website posts a story on Kev and CLerks II titled “It’s Just Dudes Talking About Sex and Star Wars”, featuring new interview quotes. A snip from this one:

“You’d think right away that the fans would have been pleased when Clerks II was announced,” he continues. “But there was more trepidation than joy. I got a bunch of people going, ‘Don’t fuck it up, dude.’ Clerks gets called a cult classic, or the seminal indie film of the 1990s. But I didn’t set out to make that. I wanted to do a film in which the characters sat around talking about sex and Star Wars, just like my friends and I did, and made people laugh. For it to become what it did, and have all these cool but daunting labels attached to it, really clouded its original purpose. I watched Clerks the night before we started shooting Clerks II, and seeing it again demythologised it for me. I was, like, ‘Oh yeah – we didn’t make the seminal indie movie of the 1990s. It was just dudes talking about sex and Star Wars.’ It brought me back to what it was, and it cleared my head to do the sequel. My goal was never to make a film that was better than the original. I just wanted the two movies to stand shoulder-to-shoulder.”

Smith’s lack of ambition, which is reflected in Dante and Randal’s desire to simply stay put, can be traced back to his late father, who was employed for 30 years as a postal worker in Red Bank, New Jersey. “He wasn’t even delivering mail, he was cancelling stamps. He was the prime example of a guy who never felt he needed to make his mark professionally. He had that job so he could afford his real dreams – to get married and raise a family – and I always respected that. I think career and ambition are prized too much in our culture. Your job can’t be your whole life; your life has to be your family.”

And finally, FemaleFirst, another UK-based site, runs a blurb on Kevin’s jokes regarding daughter Harley’s language:

The ‘Clerks II’ filmmaker – who also stars in his films as the character Silent Bob – insists it is important daughter Harley Quinn learns these words when she is young so she will be able to come out with a string of expletives as an adult.

He told BANG Showbiz: “I’m already teaching her to curse because if she learns to does it well she can make a good living out of it.

If you’re in the UK — Get your butt into a theater and see Clerks II this weekend!

Kevin To Co-Teach Mobisode Class…

September 23rd @ 4:32 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Pat Schau

  • Here’s a cool piece of news — Kevin has come on board to co-teach a UCLA film class, who will produce a new mobisode series called “Sucks Less, with Kevin Smith”. Seems that students will be instructed by Kevin from the Stash in Westwood, where he’ll fill the students in on upcoming weekend events. The class will then write, shoot, and produce the entire series, which you can watch on mobile phones and mtvU.com. Kevin is on board to exec produce and mentor the students, but they’ll be doing all of the actual work to put the show together.

The full press release, courtesy of Reality TV Website:

SUCKS LESS, WITH KEVIN SMITH – mtvU is teaming up with UCLA’s renowned School of Theater, Film and Television, and iconoclastic director Kevin Smith, to free college students from the bane of weekend boredom. Smith will co-teach the first ever mobisode production class at UCLA, where the students write, shoot and produce the new mtvU series, “Sucks Less, with Kevin Smith.” The entire creative process will be documented via short form programming on mtvU’s on-air, online and mobile platforms. Hosted by Smith from his comic book shop in LA, the series will clue students in on the coolest #%@* happening over the upcoming weekend, including movies, video games, music and must-attend events around the country. The mobisodes will simultaneously premiere on Amp’d Mobile phones, mtvU and mtvU.com. Smith will executive produce and serve as mentor; students will be involved in every part of pre-production, production and post-production.

It’s a fun experiment, and one we’ll be sure to follow up with you on.

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September 23rd @ 4:31 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Kevin Spellman, Dion Dudossat, Matt Booker, Ian Pravata, Edie, Alex Stevens, Maleah Dust

  • In an interesting tidbit taken from a recent interview with Bang Showbiz, Kevin reveals his desire to make the horror flick he’s planning very “gritty”:
…Smith also said his upcoming horror movie will be “in the style of ‘The Wicker Man’… the original ‘Wicker Man’… or ‘Let’s Scare Jessica To Death’” and wants it to be gritty “not a slick or polished film.”
  • The great Thaahum and Mattt Potter have teamed up again — This time it’s a video for his new View Askew song, this time playing off of the Joel Siegel / Kevin Smith battle over Clerks II this summer. As always, the song’s got a catchy beat and lyric, and Pottter cuts together another brilliant video, complete with an intro movie and everything. Check it out at these places: YouTube, MySpace, and Quicktime (Small).

Also, don’t miss Taahum’s new column, Keneteph’s Korner, over at our own QuickStopEntertainment.com! Nice work, guys.

  • Due to losing that lawsuit from the band “Supernova”, who appeared on the Clerks soundtrack, Tommy Lee’s new reality show band now has to record and tour under the way dumb name “Rock Star Supernova”. How silly.
  • Anyone catch Affleck on “The Daily Show” the other night? We hear someone yelled “Affleck was the BOMB In Phantoms!” after the initial applause died down when he came onstage. Gotta love it!
  • Slight countdown correction – The HD-DVD version of Clerks II will street the same day as the standard DVD release – November 28th, not December 11th as previously reported.

  • Some neat new swag spotted via the Diamond Previews page — A black “I’m Eating It” Clerks II shirt variant. As always we’ll let you know when stuff like this pops up for online Stash ordering, as well. If you haven’t been over there in a while, it’s worth skimming around just to see the amazing amount of coolness you can pick up for yourself or the View Askew fan in your life. Some great deals, too.

  • And finally today…When In Rome (Italy)…Go see CLERKS II, this September 29th! This billboard pic passed onto us via James Plumtree, who was on vacation there last week. Have a fantastic weekend, folks.