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Archive for January 13th, 1998
Speaking Of Swag…
- Sorry guys, have to put a moratorium on the personalizations for the immediate future, should be back to normal once production wraps on DOGMA.
If you haven’t yet received a personalized order that you placed before today, rest assured it is coming. If you have been procrastinating ordering something up ’til now, you have until 12:00 PM (EST) Wednesday January 14, 1998 to order the following:
personalized Clerks/Amy screenplay book
personalized Mallrats book
personalized Posters of any Kind
pick-it-yourself Clerks/Amy cells
The above mentioned items will be available in limited quantities bearing just Kevin’s signature (limited only by the number we get him to sign before taking off to rehearse with actors), and of course, VA selected cells (cause Kevin won’t have to agonize over you getting JUST the right scene, merely trust us to send from the right movie) tee-shirts, hats, keychains, jerseys, blueprints, and mousepads will be available as ever.
Yup, it’s MORE NEW SWAG!
- A bright spotlight cuts through the cold night sky. It’s the Blunt-signal! Quickly you and your trusty partner race down the blunt-poles and change into these… The Bluntman and Chronic logo t-shirts! Instantly become Bluntman, with the authentic leaf logo on the front of a black t-shirt. Or run around as Chronic as you sport the smoking joint on a grey shirt. Either way you’ll be ready to tackle evil and mayhem while still looking the part. Order Here!
Price – $18.00 + shipping EACH
Price – $19.50 + shipping – Special order XXL and XXXL EACH
Clerks Sequel: The FINAL Word
What we know: Will it be in black and white? “Yes and no”, said Kevin. Perhaps a Wizard-of-Ozish dissolve from B&W to color at some point in the picture, we think? Brian O’Halloran is very excited about the project, and plans to participate. EVERY Askewniverse character would hopefully appear in the film, including Jeff Anderson as Randal.
Now, here’s what we suggest: STOP TALKING ABOUT IT. Obviously, Kevin’s either playing a great joke on all of us, or he just wanted to get some buzz out there and be finished with it. After all, he’s got “Dogma” to worry about along with a Fletch script…Clerks 2, if it happens, is just a thought right now and nothing more. You’re not going to get any info from View Askew on it, and we’re not talking anymore, either. Please, oh please, stop mailing us about it!
The bottom line, is, think what you like. We hope the news is true. But there’s a lot more stuff coming out of the Askewniverse that we ARE sure of…Let’s talk about that for now. 🙂