Archive for June, 1998

NEWS ASKEW #24 ON THE GLOBAL INTERNET TOP WEBSITES!

June 14th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris


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  • Well folks, you sure did come through for us! This week, we’re proud to announce that News Askew is now the 24th most popular website on the Internet according to the Global Top 100!!! Thanks to all of the loyal fans who voted for us. Hopefully, we can continue to climb the chart (or at least maintain for a little while), but it’s quite an honor even if we drop off the face of the thing next week. We’re listed as a “hot” site as well (whatever that means). Again, thanks to all of you for the support.

Commentary…

June 14th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Well, there’s just not a whole helluva lot going on in the world of Askew this weekend, but we figured that we’d catch up just for that feeling of completeness on the weekend…Plus, Comic Relief is getting a little stale. Plus, we thought those of you that got back to work and browse us there would need SOMETHING to read during that Monday adjustment phase. Anyway, here’s today’s stuff:

Armageddon Reviews…

June 14th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Allan

  • More Armageddon reviews have been posted over at AICN. Drop by if you want to check them out. We’re not sure of the spoiler content since we don’t wanna read them ourselves. It’s a drag going into a flick when you know everything that’s gonna happen (which is why X-Files should be so good this weekend!).

CyberSleaze…

June 13th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Allan, M. Ghost, Chasing Holden, Katie, Turnbull & Glenn

THE DEBACLE THAT COULD HAVE BEEN THE NEW SUPERMAN MOVIE: Disheartening rumors about the new SUPERMAN movie project have been swirling for months, but none more disheartening than the recent news that the entire project has been scrapped. The final nail in the coffin reportedly came when a soaring budget and general ineptitude on the part of producer JON PETERS and director TIM BURTON to decide on a script or even a plot caused the money men at WARNER BROTHERS to panic and ax the project. But don’t feel sorry for the would-be star NICOLAS CAGE who has now wasted a considerable amount of time preparing for a part he will apparently never play. The actor has a nifty “pay or play” deal which guaranteed him a massive paycheck whether the film was made or not. And now the big question in Hollywood is – “How much did NICOLAS CAGE get paid NOT to play Superman??” HARRY KNOWLES has pegged it at $17 million, but I heard $27 million (which, if it is true means that Cage should buy his agent a new house or something…). The true figure is probably somewhere in between, but either way the entire, tragic story of what could have been a good summer movie is a dark lesson in how the Hollywood machine can take a great idea and make it suck. For an exceptional insight into the twisted world of blockbuster production, check out screenwriter KEVIN SMITH‘s interview in this month’s CINESCAPE magazine. The cover story on the magazine is a behind the scenes look at the X-FILES movie, but the real conspiracy is unwoven in Smith’s candid and humorous unmasking of the massively bloated egos of Peters and Burton. Smith, the indie filmmaker responsible for the brilliant CLERKS, MALLRATS and CHASING AMY (nobody else liked it but I totally did), wrote the original script for the Superman revival movie and based the hero much more on the original comic strip. Smith is a well-known comic book fanatic and his involvement in the script gave many of us hope that the movie would redeem Superman from his CHRISTOPHER REEVE-era cheesiness and return him to the pantheon of great superheroes like BATMAN and SPIDERMAN. But, as Smith explains in the no-holds-barred story, that task became pretty much impossible once it became clear that Peters and Warner Brothers were much more concerned about the toy merchandising than the actual story. Especially since the movie has now been canned, this article is a must-read for anyone who is interested in the behind the scenes struggle that lead to its demise. My favorite Smith quote, in reference to Peters is, “I was thinking that this man is either the most progressive individual in films today or just a flat-out idiot. It is a real thin line.” Gotta love a writer who will speak his mind like that and is willing to call cash cow Tim Burton “kooky”. I am now an even more devoted Kevin Smith fan. I can’t wait to see his new flick DOGMA.

And the other story focuses on the “problems” Dogma is already facing from Disney and Miramax :

SPEAKING OF KEVIN SMITH AND DOGMA… I heard from a very well-placed source that DISNEY is getting very nervous about the reactions of the always vocal Catholic church over the content of DOGMA. Apparently the script is pretty outrageous and it takes plenty of pot shots at the idea of a “good Catholic upbringing.” The biggest pot shot of all of course being that ALANIS MORRISETTE plays the character of God. The film is being produced by MIRAMAX which has a distribution deal with Disney. Disney ran into similar troubles with the Catholic church when it released the Miramax movie PRIEST, about a gay Catholic Priest, on Good Friday. My source tells me that Disney is looking to avoid a similar outcry with Dogma and might refuse to release the movie in its current form. I can’t imagine the renegade Smith agreeing to censor himself, so this could either force Miramax to look for another distributor or could leave the film unseen like the LOLITA remake. I can’t imagine a film that stars BEN AFFLECK and MATT DAMON not being released in this day and age, but Disney certainly has more than enough clout to cause Smith and Miramax some serious delays.

All we can say is that the Brothers Weinstein would not sink over 4 million into a script and not plan to release the film…

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June 12th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Trey Dieterich & Allan

“It’s the opposite of Chasing Amy — but where’s Kevin Smith when you need him?”

NEWS ASKEW #114 ON THE GLOBAL INTERNET TOP WEBSITES!

June 12th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris


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  • We were both honored AND shocked to find out yesterday that News Askew is actually #114 on the Global Internet Top 100!!! So, we figure, hell, we got THIS far, let’s see how much further up that list we can go! That’s where YOU come in. If ya dig us and wanna help out, do us a favor and surf right HERE to place a vote for us! Results are updated every Monday. There’s no running tally kept as votes continue, nor are we certain how they handle stuff like voting twice, but it’d be great for the site if we could get some exposure by moving up in the ranks! Here’s hoping we’ll see you in the top 100 this Monday…

ISAs In Premiere…

June 11th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Dave Zatz

  • An article in the latest Premiere magazine featured some quotes and photos from the Independent Spirit Awards…Here’s the stuff we thought you’d want to see:
Kev At The ISAs
Kev Hits The ISAs!

Under the category “What’s the biggest risk you’ve ever taken?”

Ben Affleck: “Kissing a man in Kevin Smith’s movie [Chasing Amy].

Under the category “What did you do with your first big Hollywood paycheck?”

Ben Affleck: “I was sleeping on a couch at the time, so I bought a bed and a matress-and a Jeep Grand Cherokee.

Jason Lee: “Probably gave it all to the IRS. I didn’t realize they take that much.

Joey Lauren Adams: “I had just moved into a place and had no furniture, so I furnished my apartment. When you’re broke for so long and you get money, it’s hard to spend it. You get that, like, sick feeling in your stomach. I’m still like that.

Under the category “Whose career would you revive if you were casting an indie movie?”

JLA: “Probably Andy Griffith’s. I love him. I’ve seen every episode of The Andy Griffith Show.

Affleck’s Affections…

June 11th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Chris Melin, Allan & CyberAug

  • Here’s a pretty bizarre little piece from TvGen…We’ll let it speak for itself:
Ben Affleck
Mr. Affleck

The Object of Our Affleck-tion

Ben Affleck has a foolproof way to meet women: Win an Academy Award. The Armageddon star, who shared the Best Original Screenplay prize for Good Will Hunting with his pal Matt Damon, tells the July issue of Details that nothing attracts girls like gold.

“On the night of the awards, I just carried the Oscar around waist-high,” he says. “I never had so many women ask me, ‘Can I touch it?’ in my life. Sadly, they were talking about the statuette.”

Affleck, who’s currently dating fellow hot young thing Gwyneth Paltrow, also reveals who he’d go after if his sexual orientation were different. “The first guy I would sleep with is Kevin Smith [his director in Chasing Amy]. The second one would be Leo DiCaprio – but only for the long hair he had in The Man in the Iron Mask.”

Although Affleck sometimes gets flustered by the attention, he’s not one to complain about the trappings of fame. “It may be difficult to go down to the porno theater without somebody going, ‘Hey, isn’t that the guy from….’ But when you’ve got a chaffeur and a huge house with a gate and security – that’s not my idea of difficult.” – SCB

How can we comment on that? Let’s move on.

Shirts At The Stash…

June 11th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Ming

  • Ming announced the arrival of a new shirt from the Stash and, well, ya just GOTTA have it! They come to us courtesy of Graphitti and Oni Press, and they’re sharp! The front features the Matt Wagner artwork from Oni Double #1, and the back features a choice panel from the book. Order it HERE!
Shirt - Front Shirt - Back Shirt - Sleeve
Front Back Sleeve

Jay and Silent Bob have never been immortalized on a shirt like this before! Graphitti Designs and Oni Press bring us this Jay and Silent Bob shortsleeve t-shirt featuring the cover art from the Oni Double Feature #1. Drawn by Matt Wagner and colored by Jeremy Cox, this shirt is yet another must have (along with the comic of course.) But wait! In addition to the illustration on the front, this shirt also features the illustration on Panel 2, Page 6 of the comic on the back (“The whole fucking world’s against us dude. I swear.”) and the Graphitti Designs and Oni Press logo’s on the sleeve.

Commentary…

June 11th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Hey folks. Just so you don’t miss some stuff we’ve buried off the main page: You’ll find some new Dockers Festival pics on the Dockers Page, and a press release from Oni Press (Non Askew related) on our Oni Pages. Give them a looksee if you’re that reader that doesn’t like to miss a beat! Here’s da news: