Archive for February 26th, 1999
Kim Sings In NJ, March 5th…
- Location: the Smart Bar (formerly the Metro) in Long Branch, NJ
Also on the Bill: Red Engine Nine and The Amazing Meet Project (all incredibly talented people, and friends/recording partners of mine…)
The Date: FRIDAY, March 5th
The Rules:18 to enter, 21 to drink.
The Charge: $5.00 cover, to support the 3 acts for the night.
The Time: Should start around 9:30 – 10:00 PM. “I’m not sure if I will be 1st up or sandwiched in the middle – much like the creme in an oreo cookie :-)”
More From Kim: “I am printing a flyer which I am coordinating with Marksman to be distributed at the hotel check-in. I’ll list directions and start time there. If there are other questions, I’ll try to answer them on the board.”
Let’s pack the joint, people!
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Boy, oh boy do we ever have a ton of them for ya today:

- Guy- Cool! The comic shop! I need an issue of “Hate”.
Girl- Hey-are Jay and Silent Bob ever really here?
Meanwhile in a nearby editing room (A pic of Kev and Jason is shown).
Kevin- Er, Jase? Who’s minding the store?
Jay-No Problemo, amigo. I left those life-sized prototypes in charge.
Guy(looking in on Stash)-I see them!
(They walk in and see the huge action figures).
Girl (Whispering)- Don’t mess yourself or they’ll think we’re Gilligans.
(Now they start to talk to the action figures)
Guy- Jason, I’ve seen all your flicks! Do a Jay line for me!
Talking Jay Action Figure- Snootch to the Nootch!
Guy- Kevin Smith! I have an idea for a movie! It’s called “Dingleberries”. It’s about a bunch of dudes who just, you know hang out and read comics and say stuff. It’s kinda semi-autobiographical.
Guy- Umm…Are you not saying anything because you’re “Silent” Bob or because you just think I’m an idiot?
(The pair leave the store)
Guy- Did those guys seem weird?
Girl- People in movies always look different in real life. I heard Ben Savage is a midget.
Guy- I heard Melissa Joan Hart has a shiny forehead.
The article was written by Mark Voger and Kathy Voglesong. At the bottom, there’s info about the Stash Gala (even though it’s sold out!).
