Archive for May 24th, 1999

Roger Ebert & Variety Review ‘Dogma’…

May 24th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Edie, Patrick Keller & Chasing Holden

  • Two more reviews have surfaced today…First, we’ve got that controversial review by Todd McCarthy of Variety that Kevin referenced above, which, in so many words, suggests the film be cut down to nearly 90 MINUTES! Ridiculous. We can only hope we’ll have the chance to see the 3+ hour cut again someday. Maybe Todd should, too. Next, an outstandingly perceptive and kind review from Roger Ebert. If you ask us, Ebert’s on a hot streak with this insightful Dogma review and last week’s Phantom Menace praise (one of the few reviews we read on TPM from a critic who actually seemed to put some real thought into it). Anyway, these reviews are SPOILER FILLED, so be wary, and read at your own risk.

Dogma Cannes (Variety)                     Cannes Dogma (Roger Ebert)
(Mostly Negative, MAJOR Spoilers)       (Very Positive, MAJOR Spoilers)

We’ve also added a few more Dogma news blurbs (very short pieces) that stemmed from events in Cannes. NewsWeek even went so far as to call Dogma a “Comic Sensation”. Surf over to Dogma Rumor Control’s main page to check them out.

Kevin Returns From Cannes…

May 24th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Kevin Smith

  • Kevin and the rest of the crew have returned triumphantly from France, with Dogma receiving rave reviews as well as a long line of distributors hoping to get their hands on the film for theatrical distribution this SEPTEMBER OR OCTOBER! Also, it seems a few more minutes are going to be trimmed (sigh) from the film, due to general comments from critics stating that the film still ran just a little long for mass consumption. Here’s Kevin:
COULDN’T HAVE ASKED FOR A BETTER WEEKEND…

Back from the dead. Or rather, feel dead. Did a lot of press in a very short amount of time. But it was worth it.

The screenings went great – way better than I’d hoped for. The press (while unanimous in their belief that the flick is too long) dug us (couldn’t ask for better pieces by Janet Maslin and Kenny Turan at the Times’ – NY and LA respectively). Granted, I’ve just read ol’ Todd McCarthy’s review for Variety, which isn’t the first thing you want to see early on a Monday morning, after you feel like you’ve succeeded. However, let him rail, I say; I don’t agree with his take on the procedings, and Todd’s reviews are hardly sacrosanct (his review of ‘Amy’ didn’t bode well for the box office of the pic, and his review of ‘Slingblade’ also insisted on cuts being made to avoid disaster; he was wrong, it seems, on both accounts).

But he’s not too far from the mark on the length issue (though his too-high estimate of 30-40 minutes is a bit laughable). Every journalist I sat down with said they dug the flick, but cuts needed to be made. They almost all threw out a figure of ten to fifteen minutes, though – a far cry from a half hour or more. So once we’ve settled in, it’s back to the Avid for some more trimming.

All that aside, Cannes was pretty sweet. Walking up the red carpet, the Palais screening, the standing ovation (which doesn’t really count in my book, as it seems they do it at every flick). Earlier the day of the screening, Pierson had told me that at the Cannes ‘Dead Man’ screening two years back, the notoriously frank French audiences not only booed (which they apparently did a few times as this fest too), but yelled directly at Jarmusch. John said “One guy waited ’til it was quiet and called out ‘JEEM! THEES EES SHEET!'” That spooked me. The whole screening, I was waiting for at least half the audience to belt out a chorus of boos when the lights came up. But even at three in the morning (when the lights came up), they were applauding, standing, whistling, with nary a catcall or “KEVEEN! CUT THEERTY MEENUTES!” interupting the good will.

Couldn’t have asked for anything more, as far as I was concerned.

On the distrib/release front, you can all put away your Artisan hats. The fools offered to take video – VIDEO, for heaven’s sake. Word was they called back Saturday afternoon after the NY and LA Times pieces hit the street, offering that perhaps they were too hasty. Needless to say, I’d like to go another way.

There’re cats who’re jockeying for position that I’m excited about, and I think Harvey wants to take his time to hear everyone out (except Artisan at this point). I’m hearing September/October as the release date now, depending on whether or not we get into the NY Film Fest. Regardless, it’ll be shortly after summer ends, if all goes well.

The other thing the critics seemed to all agree on was the complete lack of controversy the film contained. Irreverent, yes; blasphemous, no. Most agreed, too, that it was entirely pro-faith, and far from ‘anti-Catholic’ (including most of the Italian jouralists I spoke with, even though one of them is now insisting that we had some sort of ‘disastrous’ screening; go figure). Needless to say, I felt a bit vindicated by that. I am, after all, nothing else if not a booster for the faith.

All in all, a great trip, with wonderful memories, strong prospects for the future of the flick, and time spent with good friends for a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

Ol’ Todd’s review notwithstanding, I feel excellent.

Thirty to forty minutes…

What a maroon.

Well, we suppose this news eliminates at least one response from this week’s poll topic. Offering VIDEO distribution ONLY? How rude! We thought Artisan was smarter than that. Anyway, Kevin’s obviously being vague about which distributors are front-runners, but we’re sure it’ll be made clear soon enough.

As for the reviews Kevin refers to, especially the notorious Variety review, see below.

It really is a shame to hear that more cuts are going to be made. As devoted View Askew fans (as we know you are, too), the film would actually play much better to us had MORE of the material been kept in. However, viewing Dogma as a film for MASS consumption (not just the die-hard fans like us), cutting the running time does seem to be a good idea. The problem is that, with Dogma‘s large amount of well-written, all important characters, and complex storyline, it really deserved a long running time to flesh things out nicely. The film we witnessed really did have an epic feel to it, and shortening the running time will definitely take away from that a bit. Some of the more painful losses that we’ve heard about are the “hospital” ending sequence (which may have needed some trimming, but will be sorely missed by us), as well as some of Carlin‘s performance. We can rest assured, however, that all of the outstanding footage that was shot WILL indeed resurface on video versions of the film (likely sometime next Spring).

In short: Dropping the length of Dogma to what the final release will contain won’t please the hardcore fans of Kevin‘s pacing and snappy dialogue, but it should help keep mainstream audiences happier, which is better for the film in the long run.

Jay & Silent Bob #4 Delayed…

May 24th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Joe Nozemack/Oni Press

  • The final chapter of the best-selling miniseries, Oni’s “Jay & Silent Bob” (Issue 4), has been delayed. Originally scheduled for June the 8th, there’s no new release date yet, but we’re sure a new one will come our way soon. The book will DEFINITELY hit shelves prior to Dogma’s release, just as orignally planned, and will bring the duo right up to the film’s beginning.

On a related note, Oni Double Feature #12 is out and going strong, in fact, they’re having trouble keeping it on the shelves! Fans have been calling it Kevin’s best work on a comic to date. Grab a copy while they still last!

Dogma Clip Aired On ET Tonight!

May 24th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Nolan Reese, Lord Adrock & John Rich

  • We missed it! Apparently, Entertainment Tonight showed Dogma’s early Airport Scene (yes, the one we had walk-on parts in) TONIGHT!!! Who knows if any of our coverage saw airtime, but we’d like to see it regardless. If anyone has a copy of the episode on tape (if you taped it for posterity or just weren’t home and set the VCR, we’d LOVE a copy. Drop us a line.

Commentary…

May 24th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • Howdy all. We’ve got a lot to talk about today! Kevin and the gang are back from Cannes, and we’ve got Kevin’s post to the masses for all of you to enjoy. Also, some news on Jay & Silent Bob #4, our summaries cleanup operation, some new Dogma reviews, and lots more. You also may notice that many of our movie links, which normally sent you over to the Internet Movie Database, now take you directly to Reel.Com‘s website. In an effort to keep this site free from bloated advertising, we’ve joined their affiliate program, which basically means we make a few pennies if ya surf to their site from ours and buy something. It’s cool, unobtrusive, and helps us keep the site free. You won’t see us plugging them incessantly or anything, but if you’re gonna go there and pick up a movie on tape or DVD or something, use our links to do it…It’ll help support News Askew! We thank ya. Okay, on with the update…It’s a long one today, so sit back, grab a beverage, and enjoy:

ATTN. FEMALES: Coyote Ugly Open Casting Call!

May 24th @ 12:00 am | No Comments » | Scooped by Edie, Patrick Keller & Chasing Holden

TOUCHSTONE Pictures’ MOVIES.COM website has details of an open casting call for the lead female role in producer Jerry Bruckheimer’s COYOTE UGLY. The filmmakers are seeking a “sexy young beauty,” approximately 18-22, with a “golden” singing voice, for a romantic comedy about 21-year-old Violet Sanford’s adventures in New York. Written by Gina Wendkos (Jersey Girl), Kevin Smith (Clerks), and Todd Graff (Beautician and the Beast), the script finds Sanford pursuing her dream of becoming a songwriter, only to be sidelined by accolades and notoriety that spring from her day job as a bar maid at the outrageous Coyote Ugly nightclub. Details of the traveling casting call are being posted at the site as they are made available, with info on Chicago (5/25) and Toronto (5/29-30) already online, and info for Atlanta, Austin, Cleveland, Los Angeles, Miami, Nashville, and Seattle (and possibly Boston, Vancouver, and Washington, D.C.) forthcoming.

If any of you lucky gals make it in, we hope you won’t forget us little people at News Askew. Send us an autographed 8×10, or invite us to the premiere or something. 🙂 Good luck!