- James White from Total Film contacted us to inform us that they made a mistake in their printing…As far as they know, the UK release of Dogma is still slated for December 26th, not in February as they’ve earlier reported.
- Hecklers Online, a comedy website, uses Dogma in the subject of their Interactive Top 10 List today. How it works is that readers can type in their own witty contibutions, and the next day the list is printed with the best of the reader’s entries. Today’s subject was “Catholic Church’s Top Ten compaints about the new Ben Affleck-Matt Damon movie ‘Dogma’â€. Go add yours!
10. Pope contends it’s too much of a chick flick. (mattgill2@aol.com)
9. A Canadian God? Blasphemy! (blaklyte@fear.horrified.net)
8. Lacks mature, introspective probing of Stigmata. (cynic000@aol.com)
7. Where’s Stallone? (boomike@aol.com)
6. Cameo appearance by Jesus Christ edited out. (ekpisces@aol.com)
5. Church preferred buddy team of Pope John Paul and Jerry Lewis in lead roles. (hmb3223@aol.com)
4. No good butt-shots of either one of them. (finbass@aol.com)
3. Unrealistic portrayal of pedophilia as some sort of sin. (3barblues@clarityds.cnchost.com)
2. Too much dog, not enough ma. (homerayk@aol.com)
There are a lot of offensive movies out these days, but this one has incurred the wrath of the biggest church in the world. jefmem@tecinfo.com has a clue why…
1. Dogma promotional items were nothing more than recycled “Happy Meal†toys with crosses glued on.
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