• An anonymous source tells us that the writers for the fun MTV Claymation gore fest “Celebrity Death Match” are in the planning/writing phase for a match in the askew realm…And, surprisingly, it’s not involving Jay & Silent Bob! Believe it or not, in one of the strangest pairings for that show we’ve heard, the gang plan to have Kevin Smith face off against deceased director Alfred Hitchcock! Interesting.

Keep in mind that this episode has not yet been approved for air, and isn’t even written yet. No animation has started on it, of course, and it may end up in the trash can before the film can. We’ll keep ya posted, though, and remember, you heard it here first!