We hope you weren’t expecting too much from just filling in your e-mail address into a little box on our website. In fact we almost didn’t send this out at all but then we thought it would be pretty stupid to miss out on this chance at a free plug for the Premiere of Clerks (The Premiere airs on Wednesday May 31st at 9:30pm EST and airs every Wednesday after that at..you guessed it.. 9:30pm EST)

We’re also here to plug the website for the show at:

http://www.clerksthecartoon.com

So here are a few scoops which you wouldn’t have received had you not graciously signed up for this mailing list. First to calm those who may have heard bad news about the show – YES, It really is going to air,contrary to what you may have heard a few weeks back.. from one of the creators no less. Secondly, there will initially be SIX episodes with a possibility for more if you follow along with the instructions of this message and do the following:

1) Watch Every episode
2) Tell everyone you know to watch every episode
3) Buy every product that is advertised during the episodes

#3 is kind of optional but it would really really help. Besides, I think the ads are for cool products anyway, so really, we both come out winners.

Secondly, those six episodes will be airing in the following order:

Episode 4
Episode 2
Episode 3
Episode 5
Episode 1
Episode 6

1 being the first episode created and 6 being the last. They’ve been mixed up to make things more fun.

So please, be sure to visit the website (www.clerksthecartoon.com) and watch the show every Wednesday night at 9:30pm EST on ABC starting on May 31st.

In fact, just keep your TVs tuned to ABC and leave it on for the next 10 weeks.

Clerks. Only on ABC beginning on Wednesday May 31st at 9:30pm EST