[SPOILER START] The Kid, CHUD’s own scooper deep within the Hollywood elite, has emerged from the land of silicone boobs and cgi to deliver a report straight from the set of Kevin Smith’s magnum opus, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

We all knew Chris Rock was in this one, but did you know what his role is? He’s the director of the Bluntman and Chronic movie, and the Kid tells us he has a great speech where he rails about how the white man has stolen from black culture for years. He goes on about how HE had the idea for Sesame Street and it was stolen from him – except his show was called NWP – Niggaz Wit Puppets.

Last week CHUD told you that Matt Damon was indeed playing Will Hunting in this movie – but the Kid has more details. It turns out that we visit the set of Good Will Hunting 2 (the logo for the movie has the O’s replaced with sniper sites), and it is a recreation of the bar scene from the original. You remember the scene where Matt Damon meets Minnie Driver, and the preppy college kid is trying to put Ben Affleck down, and Will smacks him up with his knowledge? Well, the scene is here, and the Kid swears they got EVERYONE from that scene in the original back for this one (except Minnie Driver). This time, things are a little different, though – when the preppy guy asks Will if he wants to take this outside, Will whips out a gun and blows him away.

The Kid tells us that almost every scene in this movie references another movie in some way. There’s even an ET scene – Jay and Bob are being chased by studio security guards. They have a monkey with them (Suzanne, from the end of Mallrats?). The two come upon a bike, put the monkey in the basket, throw a blanket over her, and fly off.

Finally, the Kid reports that everyone was having a great time – especially Kevin Smith, who he heard say that this would be his last Askewniverse film.. at least for a while. Hmmm…. [SPOILER END]