Archive for August 31st, 2001

Slowly Catching Up…

August 31st @ 1:14 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Brad & Chris

  • The site’s been extremely busy for the past couple months, in case ya didn’t notice, which hasn’t left time for anything but the updates themselves. We’re happy to report we’re finally catching up on some backlogged stuff though, and are currently putting the finishing touches on our HUGE report from our California trip to the Jay & Silent Bob premiere. You’ll find a TON of photos and a huge story where we attempt to capture the moment and describe what it’s like to enter into the realm of Hollywood’s elite for a few hours. Coming soon, hopefully this weekend!

Thanks to BBruce for the new poll topic, which you can now place your vote on. As always, please just vote once to make sure we get some accurate results! Let’s check out today’s news:

Kevin On Mewes, Rivers, Box Office, & The Future…

August 31st @ 1:14 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Kevin Smith

  • Well, as some of you may or may not know, Jason Mewes was the subject of a report from a website called The Smoking Gun, where they basically do all they can to humiliate celebrities by digging up as much dirt on them as possible. In this case, the site printed a report stemming from events that happened YEARS ago, yet for some reason felt that right now was the time to report on it. At News Askew, we make it a point to stay away from stories like this, and opted not to run it. However, Kevin’s posted a full explanation and cleared the air a great deal, so we felt this was something that needed to be read. Those of you at Smoking Gun should be ashamed of yourselves. Go ahead and get to work on your next target. Hope you sleep well at night. Here’s Kevin’s post, which addresses this issue and some other odds and ends:
Alright – so let’s get into it…

Yes. It’s true. There was a period when Jason was wacky on the junk, hopped-up on goofballs.

The kid was born the son of an addict. That’s a predisposition that’s tough to overcome. But overcome it he has, as you can see by his work in the new flick. And as anyone who’s run into him at the San Diego and Wizard ComiCons this year can attest, you’d be hard pressed to point to any signs or indications of a drug problem. In fact, you might be one of the many folks who affably offered him weed, coke, or a drink, and got politely turned down (he’d have turned down heroin too, but people rarely offer you heroin in life, let alone at a comic book show; unless it’s Super-Heroin).

Truth is, Mewes has been clean for some time now. The incident The Smoking Gun turned up is two years old. While it may be new news for some, it’s old news for most of us, and even around this site: when the arrest happened, it was all over this board for a week or so; hell, it was even brought up on the Howard Stern Show two years ago, when I was in the studio with Jen.

People do stupid shit. No crime in that. Disappointing, yes – but no crime (well, he DID get arrested, so I guess it IS a crime, technically). The true tragedy is when people continue to do stupid shit for the rest of their lives. Mewes, I’m happy to report, got a handle on his life, and now doesn’t even drink. Yes – he smokes forty six packs of cigarettes a day and drinks more coffee than Colombia can export; but those are two slow-acting poisons that’re sanctioned by our government, God bless ‘em, so it’s all good.

I love Mewes. I’m sure that’s become pretty obvious over the last seven years. And I’m happy to report that he’s all about sober-living now. But that period of our lives when he WASN’T is a fairly heartbreaking time that I hope you’ll understand if I don’t go into deeper. Let me just assure you that in the pantheon of celebrity drug-abusers, Mewes is now more Charlie Sheen and Matthew Perry, than Chris Farley and John Belushi. He’s lived through a personal hell and came out the better and wiser for it. And while it’s inane that anyone would waste their time, talent, and lives with drugs of any kind, at least he survived his journey to the dark side, and remained as lovable as he’s always been. He may not be the sharpest knife in the block sometimes, but he’s got the biggest heart.

So hats off to Mewes for beating the devil and spanking the monkey, as opposed to being spanked by it (sorry – I can’t resist an easy dick joke, as my career has proven). As with all recovering addicts, he’s a work in progress; but thus far, that work has been great to watch. I’m proud of him, and love him like a brother, son, and best friend.

However, let this be a lesson to you, kids: prescription drugs should be taken AS DIRECTED. If you get a wisdom tooth pulled, and you’re prescribed anything with codeine, be wary of it. Codeine can lead to Vikeden (sp?). Vikeden can lead to Percoset. Percoset can lead to Oyxcontin. Oxycontin can lead to heroin. Heroin can lead to an arrest when you’re driving around in a car with a deployed airbag (don’t ask).

Okay, onto other stuff…

The movie continues to do well. We’ve been doing a million a day or over during the week, and with the four day weekend coming up, the kitty should grow even fatter. Let’s just hope that ‘Jeepers Creepers’ isn’t the surprise hit of the summer, and maybe we’ll hold our own this Friday.

I know some of you get out of sorts when someone comes on here and either slams the movie or maintains they weren’t wowed by it, but folks, how ’bout some courtesy, hunh? Everyone’s entitled to their opinion – especially if they bought a ticket.

Same goes for the media reviews: ease up on the cats who didn’t dig the flick. Like, just because The Onion poo-pooed the movie, there’s no reason to trash their site or their paper. Shit, why are you reading the non-parody “news” portion anyway? It’s the weakest section of the site/paper – almost as funny as the intentionally funny stuff they print because of their “No One Else But Us Can Possibly Be Funny” attitude. They’ve never given any of our flicks a good review, so it’s really par for the course.

And I suspect that the review was more sour grapes than anything else: I was supposed to sit down with them for a solo interview while I was in Chicago, but I got crammed with more press than we expected that weekend. Rather than cancel out, in an effort to accommodate them, we asked The Onion journo to conduct his interview alongside two other journalists, round-table style. He harumphed and declined, because… well, he represents The Onion, for Heaven’s sake! A round-table interview was beneath him and the paper!

Too funny. Besides – after that Denby review in the New Yorker, what other reviews could possibly matter?

That’s about it for now – except to say I think I’m finally done with my press push on the flick. ‘Regis and Kelly’ (or ‘Joan Rivers and Kelly’) represented the finish line for me. I dug that appearance too: offering a subtle fashion jab to She Who Attacks What Everyone’s Wearing was worth waking up early for.

However, considering the sartorial presentation of the guy who made the comment, I don’t think Joan’s sweating it too much.

Though is it me, or did she appear a little miffed by the jewelry crack?

Looks like no Golden Hanger for me this year.

Kevin, you have no idea! Check out this report we got in on some comments Rivers made on her radio show late yesterday. Can NO ONE take a joke anymore? Anyway, here’s the summary:

On Thursday’s Joan Rivers Show radio program she decided to crash Kevin and the new flick, after her appearance with Kevin on when she guest hosted the Regis and Kelly show earlier.

A few of the better sound bites were “…when he walked on stage you could cut the ego like a wedding cake…” and “…the new movie sucks…”

She said that Kevin was rude to her on stage and that he was a good writer but he should leave it at that. She then launched into a whole rant on how fat people grow up unloved and without female companionship and that when they get famous the fatties get an ego, “like Orson Wells!”

And to top it all off according to Joan, Kevin (and I guess all fat men) has a hairy back and ass.

I found it amusing to say the least.

Sheesh, it sounds like Joan was MAJORLY bitter (not to mention completely off base…As if Kevin’s got anything CLOSE to an ego, ESPECIALLY compared to her). Thanks to Chuck for the summary.

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August 31st @ 1:13 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Matt Dunford, Benjamin, TenderBranson, John Vonbokel, Darren Parker, Brandon Gray, Allan Sears, Erik Gaspar, Patrick Fairbairn, Will, Ted Hurliman, Ryan Kilpatrick, Ian, Obeef & Stephen Wang

  • Here’s the Wednesday box office totals. Jay & Bob has dropped down below a million per day, but we’re expecting the numbers to jump way back up today and into the weekend:
1 Rush Hour 2 (New Line) $1,029,691 3,001 $186,983,151
2 American Pie 2 (Universal) $1,011,055 3,157 $112,985,090
3 Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (Miramax) $876,500 2,765 $14,323,835
4 The Others (Miramax) $793,605 2,436 $48,864,896
5 Rat Race (Paramount) $703,726 2,551 $27,928,565
6 The Princess Diaries (Disney) $642,639 2,749 $84,646,878
7 Summer Catch (Warner Bros.) $516,166 2,335 $9,052,664
8 Captain Corelli’s Mandolin (Universal) $386,880 1,612 $15,341,510
9 Planet of the Apes (Fox) $326,333 1,931 $168,919,007
10 John Carpenter’s Ghosts of Mars (Sony) $309,286 2,048 $4,904,578

Meanwhile, Box Office Report have posted their weekend forecast, but hopefully we can do even better than that. In some areas, we’re still receiving reports that the film has been coming in at #1 locally.

  • Filmforce.Ign.com has a poll on what movie people are going to see over the weekend. Right now J&SBSB leads the way with 36.4% Jeepers Creepers is a distant 2nd with 26.2%. Maybe we’ll see a jump in sales this weekend!

  • Speaking of the flick, check out this new print ad for the movie. This is the best so far, really, capitalizing on Affleck & Damon’s appearances, the light saber stuff, and the surprise cameos. Check out the Afroman mention in the corner, and note the use of the American Pie cast members in the new print ad. You can definitely see the wheels turning there. Hopefully it’ll bring some nice box office in this weekend.
  • Ebert and Roeper will finally review “Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back” on this weekend’s show. It’s syndicated, so check your local listings to find it. Details HERE.
  • In other review news, Rotten Tomatoes now have over 130 reviews listed on their site, which you can read HERE. Here’s a few other interesting areas they’ve got as well:

We’ve stored tons of reviews in our Forums area, and also have archived all the press stories from the past few weeks over at our Scooping The Monkey website.

  • Yesterday’s IMDB poll asked which movie has the “best disgruntled customer scene. Clerks was one of the choices for “the guy that loses his keys”. Surf over to check out the results. There was some tough competition there.
  • Box Office Mojo’s soundtracks area reports that Jay & Bob have darted up to #3 on the soundtracks chart. Also, if you’re up for an interesting little read, check out this article about the “Plastic Jesus” song that was discovered on Napster and now appears in the film.
  • Film Threat is running an ode to swearing in the movies, written by Chris Gore and featuring Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and also a glowing review of Clerks. Check them out at their site.
  • The Blackwell Star Cinema in Kennesaw, GA is screening Chasing Amy and Dogma back to back at 7:10 nightly, for only $5. It’s right down the street from a theatre showing J&SBSB, so if you’re in the area, you can plan a VA triple feature for yourself. You can get showtimes and directions at www.ajc.com.
  • Popular rookie underground movie review site Movie Freak has a very brief question and answer session with Kevin Smith. The interview and subsequent review are obviously from a fan’s perspective, and even include a couple references to last year’s Vulgarthon.