- Just in time for the holidays, Auctions Askew is back with 5 more items of View Askew greatness. Some brand new, never before seen stuff this week, including a Mallrats premiere pass, Christmas & New Years cards, and, our favorite of this week – A screen used can of “Whiffy Fresh” from Dogma (still only at $25 at presstime)! Now THAT’S a cool collectible if we ever saw one. Get those bids in, and good luck to ya.
Archive for November 26th, 2002
Ben & J-Lo Videogame Screenshots!
- We really wanted to see these too — Ya know that videogame we mentioned that Kevin had custom made as a gift for Ben & Jen following Jersey Girl? Well, Animation Magazine’s daily newsletter actually presented a few screen captures from that very game — Sorry they’re so small, but you can at least get an idea of how it looks now. Fun stuff. We still wanna play.
View Askew NewsBites™
- Is View Askew’s Brian Lynch actually co-writing Scary Movie 3? Very cool news! Maybe now this one will actually be funny as opposed to that last one:
Pat Proft, Brian Lynch and Craig Mazin will write the script for the sequel, which Dimension expects to begin lensing by February. Meanwhile, Keenen Ivory, Marlon and Shawn Wayans (news) are warming up a spoof project of their own with Sony-based Revolution Studios (Daily Variety, Nov. 20).
Proft is a veteran of the slapstick genre who worked with “Scary Movie 3” director David Zucker (news) on both 1988’s “Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!” and the 1996 picture “High School High.” His other credits include the “Police Academy” franchise and “Real Genius.”
Mazin’s credits include the Marlon Wayans (news)-David Spade (news) comedy “Senseless” and the 1997 comedy “Rocket Man.” Meanwhile, Lynch wrote and directed 1999’s “Big Helium Dog” and last year set up the script “Miller Minogue” with Landscape Entertainment.
Dimension plans to have its movie out in theaters as early as next fall. The original “Scary Movie” grossed $157 million; its sequel made $71 million.
- The splash page for ADV Films’ latest promotional website, Sakura Wars features a takeoff/parody of the Dogma SE DVD cover. View it full size HERE.
- And finally, one for the ladies, from today’s edition of Empire Online in the UK:
For not content at becoming part of the huge promotional machine of J.Lo Inc by appearing in the video for his big-bottomed fiancee’s current single “Jenny From The Block,” Ben Affleck has stooped even lower in Empire Online’s already pitifully meagre expectations. The recently deemed “Sexiest Man” in the world is to get completely starkers for his woman by appearing naked in ads to launch Lopez’s new aftershave, which – get this – is hilariously called Man.
Obviously suffering no compunctions at stripping for money, the ad will feature Affleck totally nekked in the shower – with his starry private parts suitably obscured by cleverly arranged puffs of steam. How very tasteful.




