• Alanis’ role as God in Dogma gets a small mention towards the end of this ABC News article about sailors currently on the USS Abraham Lincoln in the Middle East.
• Theforce.net pointed this movie poll from Maxim and “Clerks” gets a nomination for best one-liner for:

Despite being the only VA nomination, you can also do a write in for most of the other categories.

• The March 28, 2003 showing of Jeff Anderson’s “Now You Know” in Chicago has been switched to April 25, 2003.
• Rumor has it that Jay Mewes has been spotted at some local bars in downtown Providence, Rhode Island on the weekends. Likely due to that gig we reported regarding him playing with that band in the area there.
• Empire Australia rated best girl-on-girl action (for FIGHTING, you perverts) and Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back’s between Shannon and Eliza took 2nd place. Check out their site HERE.
• And finally today, it’s not a direct Askew newsbite, but you might have heard that George Lucas recently said he’s not gonna put the original Star Wars trilogy out on DVD in its unedited form…EVER. Well as fans, of course, everyone wants to see the original vision intact, so be sure to join the many thousands who have already signed the petition at originaltrilogy.com to let Lucasfilm know how much the fans want those DVDs! Later on.