- Click above to check out the latest ads for the Mallrats (wave 2) inaction figures from the latest Diamond catalog. Can’t get our hands on these puppies soon enough.
- Fans of the way, way cool addicitive Xbox game HALO might find this modified box art amusing.
- A song on the new album from underground hip-hop artist Louis Logic, called “Idiot Gear” , begins with a sound bite of Bob’s speech in Chasing Amy, then goes on to discuss things related to the speech in its lyrics.
Archive for August, 2003
Variety, Fox Weigh In On Jersey Girl…
- Variety columnst Army Archerd wrote a piece on Gigli and what the future holds for Jersey Girl, though the article DOES contain a major spoiler for the film, which we’ve hidden but you CAN swipe if you want to read it. Here ya go:
GOOD MORNING: Ben Affleck talking: “The movie (‘Gigli’) didn’t work. You work just as hard on a good movie as on a bad one. We tried to fix it. But it was like putting a fish’s tail and a donkey’s head.” As for “fireworks” between director Martin Brest and Joe Roth, Affleck laughed, “Listen I’ve seen more fireworks from Harvey Weinstein in 10 minutes than on this picture. And I’ve made seven films with Harvey. And I’ll make more films with Martin and Revolution. I believe in Martin Brest. As for the reviews and the reviewers, he laughs, “I feel like we were caught in the eye of a storm — an earthquake that starts out at sea and by the time it reaches the shore it’s !!!” As for working together again, he says “It all depends on the story — always. But,” he laughed, “we probably won’t be getting many offers.” Want to bet! … Rick Sands, Miramax’ chief operating officer, had this to say about “Jersey Girl” which stars Affleck and Lopez. “We are completely supporting the movie — it is fantastic. We’ve had several research screenings and it’s received critical approval. (It) made the audiences laugh and cry — in the right places.” [SPOILER START] Lopez dies in childbirth — early in the film — and Affleck raises their baby daughter. Liv Tyler becomes the romantic interest, but I’ll leave the rest unsaid. [SPOILER END] Miramax picked a March 19 release date for “Jersey Girl” while “Gigli” was in production. Since that time, Affleck has completed “Paycheck,” co-starring Uma Thurman as his love interest. It will get a Paramount-DreamWorks release at Christmas. Producer John Davis gives Affleck a rave in this one as well. He plays an electronics expert whose memory is blacked out by his employer. Also out at Christmas will be J-Lo’s “Shall We Dance’” costarring Richard Gere. She’s also completed “An Unfinished Life” with Robert Redford … Affleck and Lopez are expected to be on hand Monday for the preem of Miramax’s feature “The Battle of Shaker Heights,” a product of Project Greenlight launched by Affleck, Matt Damon, Chris Moore, HBO and Bob and Harvey Weinstein. On Sunday, HBO will air the final (10th) seg on the docu of the making of “Shaker Heights,” the feature. And attendees, including Affleck and Lopez, will be lensed for future use in the Project Greenlight HBO TV series. It looks like there’s life ahead for the duo — on and off screen.
So will the date shift BACK to March 19th? We should know for sure tomorrow. More small JG mentions in Gigli articles also appear at Yahoo News and (SPOILER ALERT AGAIN!) Fox (which also ruins a major plot point of the film, so read that one at your own risk).
Jersey Girl Release Date: Addendum….
- We’ve just received word from the boss himself (and no, we don’t mean Springsteen) that the Jersey Girl release date is actually going to be changing from February 13th. The REAL release date will be announced this Wednesday in Variety. Variety will also be detailing more news about upcoming View Askew projects, the annoucnement of Kevin and Scott re-upping with Miramax, and mre. We’ll of course have the story right here for you tomorrow as soon as it’s available. Stay tuned; tomorrow should be a big day.
Kevin Responds To Jersey Girl/Gigli Comments…
- The IMDB runs a story and summarizes Kevin’s recent comments on the theories running abound that Gigli’s box office will effect Jersey Girl. Here’s the story:
Jersey Girl: February 13th Release Official!
- We’ve speculated on this for months, assuming that the most logical weekend would be the Valentine’s Day one in February
for Jersey Girl’s nationwide theatrical release. Now, the Hollywood Reporter has apparently made that official (unless they used us as
their source material). The next View Askew production, Jersey Girl, will be playing in a theater near you on Friday, February 13, 2004!
View Askew NewsBites™
- Ming’s got the latest Tonight Show clip up in Quicktime format at the View Askew site. Check out another hilarious segment as Kevin greets Jay and introduces a clip where he chats it up with all the hot chicks and goofy guys at this year’s San Diego ComiCon.
- A small but easily spotted Clerks reference appears in online comic “Network Ops” this week.
- Douglas Fir, whose View Askew collection even makes US jealous, was kind enough to scan in some high-res shots of the backing cards of Walt and Steve-Dave. Check them out above.
- The Guardian Saturday Guide had a preview of the upcoming UK release of the Green Arrow: Quiver graphic novel. It’s not online, so here’s a transcription:
Kevin Smith takes a break from his Jay and Silent Bob universe to pen Quiver, an enjoyable romp exploring the N*E*R*D philosophy at the heart of superhero comics – No-one Ever Really Dies. This graphic novel reprints Smith’s resurrection of Green Arrow, DC Comic’s Robin Hoodalike crime-fighter, bumped off while saving the world. Here he’s back, hunting a child-killer, while his old Justice League pals try to work out why he didn’t stay dead.
It’s packed with all the in-jokes you’d expect from professional fan-boy Smith, including someone who finally points out a major flaw:
“I don’t understand how so many people can afford to be customed vigilantes. It’s so expensive.Between the outfits, the hardware, the gadgets…..”
The article is credited to Richard Vine and the graphic novel is published by Titan Books at the UK price of £14.99.
- And finally today, Ferry himself, Robert Englund, drops Kevin’s name when chatting about his next project, “The Last Horror Picture show”:
Maybe ‘ol Freddy hasn’t seen Kev since he started on the Atkins, though! But hey, it’s an acknowledgement all the same. Thanks to Fangoria for the piece. Freddy vs. Jason, by the way, looks like some good campy fun, though the horror flick to see this summer is Lions Gate’s “Cabin Fever”, which should see a limited release soon. Watch for it. Can’t WAIT to finally see that one.
Happy 33rd Birthday, Kevin!
- News Askew would like to wish Kevin a very happy 33rd birthday tomorrow (Saturday). Kevin, thanks for another great year of entertainment and excitement. Hope you’ll have a good day with friends and family. We’re sure many more tributes will follow on the web, but the first one we’ve spotted appears over at IOComics. Here’s hoping for many more years of flicks, comics, and more from you, Kevin. Happy Birthday!
More Gigli/Jersey Girl Press…
- We’re going to have to put a stop on this scoop just because it’s getting a bit repetitive, but what’s basically happening is that Jersey Girl is getting quite a few mentions across the country in reviews for “Gigli”. “Chasing Amy” is even getting name-dropped in a couple (The Columbus Dispatch compared the movie to Chasing Amy at least twice.) So, if you’re so inclined, check out reviews from CNN, and the Los Angeles Times. That should about cover it, like we said, it’s pretty much the same sentiment, so we’re not going to run links to every Gigli review across the country.
Gigli is becoming one of those films that it seems the press loves to hate, but it’ll be interesting to see if all the publicity actually helps the film at the box office.
Oh, and humorously enough, “Bennifer” is the Star of the Week over at the Moviefone site.
View Askew NewsBites™
- For the second time this week, Page Six picks up a story about Kevin. This time, in reference to that “DVDBears” newsbite we ran earlier this week:
- Countingdown.com spotted this interesting tidbit from the latest issue of Wizard:
Smith: Both Ben [Affleck] and Mark [Steven Johnson] have asked me about writing the next one. I don’t know. It’d be one thing if I only had to please Ben and Mark, but you have to deal with Marvel, Regency and Fox. I’d rather just kick back and watch somebody else try to make sense of my stuff.
- Brian O’Halloran hosts as softball team The Integra Regenerates battle The New Jersey Renaissance Kingdom in their 4th almost Annual Charity Softball Game. All proceeds go to The Brain Injury Association of New Jersey. The event takes place at Plainsboro Community Park on Wednesday, August 20th at 6:00pm. Surf HERE for more information.
- There’s not much there yet, but you can check out Jason Lee’s new “Stero Skateboarding” company website HERE.
- Catch a small Jay & Bob sighting in this edition of online comic CTRL-ALT-DEL.
- Might we see Sean William Scott in a future View Askew flick? This comes from a recent junket:
SWS: I’d love to work with Kevin again. That was so much fun. I was really nervous. I had this idea of what I wanted to do, and Kevin made it really easy. It was two of the best days I’ve had shooting a movie.
Q: Have you ever spoken about doing anything together?
SWS: I’ve brought it up to him [Laughs]. We’ll see.
You folks all have a GREAT weekend now!!!! Thanks for popping by.




