• JoBlo has what it’s claiming to be an official Clerks 2 theatrical teaser poster up at their site. JoBlo’s proven rather reliable in the past, so we’re not ruling this out, just haven’t heard an official word on this being done yet. If it’s actually being printed, that’s news to us, though the tagline does work and the fact it’s using archived art made it an effective brand-recognition solution. Looks like they grabbed the art from Ming’s Clerks 2 news page HERE. So, whether this is web-only or the real deal, see for yourself. We’re sure Kevin or Ming can clear this up soon.

• And finally today, an appropriate newsbite on this very monumental day in Star Wars history. From the USA Today Website:

How about that! Chewie digs the song (and Clerks!). Gotta love it. See the complete article at the USA Today website. Enjoy Revenge of the Sith, everyone. I know we’re gonna.

• Yes folks, we’re talking Paris, Mewes, uncensored, clear as day, and yes, even some exposed breasts — Apparently Golden Palace, the gambling website, has quite a stake in the film “Bottoms Up” for sponsorship. So much so that a preliminary reel of clips from the film where the plugs appear has been made available. So, what you’re going to see here is 3 almost complete scenes, featuring Paris and a little bit of Mewes (and, as we said, quite a bit of Golden Palace, including an ad on a barechested female model, guys). So, enjoy. We figure in making this mention you folks are gonna flood the site and it’s gonna slow down, so enjoy it while it lasts! Mewes & Paris Go “Bottoms Up” – First Live Footage Here!

• Chris Moore used his space in the Project Greenlight blog to indicate that he’s rather certain that the project, following the 3rd outing, is quite likely, dead . This is sad news, as we not only believed in the project itself, but were HUGE fans of the reality TV program that came of it — In fact, it may very well have been the best reality on TV. So, Greenlight, should this be your last run, you shall be missed. Let’s hope Feast becomes a huge success despite the Bravo ratings for the TV show (which are what Moore cites as responsible for the prognosis). Let’s not count Greenlight totally out yet, spread the word on Feast, and perhaps it can still be saved. We’d love to see a year 4.

• Just a quick note here to say thanks for all your concerns regarding the blog’s disappearance over the weekend — We’re now happy to report that the missing blog is only temporary, and those of you who wrote to tell us how much you enjoyed having that format, the RSS feed, and all that good stuff…Well, we think you’ll be quite pleased again in a short amount of time. Preparations are being made, so stay tuned, and don’t stray too far — Good things are coming. Thanks for your patience during this transition.

• We told you it’d be back — Didn’t we? Yes folks, your voices were heard…You wanted the blog back and now you’ve got it — Kevin’s “My Boring Ass Life” posts can now once again be read in a daily calendar format, at a brand new url: www.silentbobspeaks.com!

You’ll find the new domain contains all you knew and loved and a bit more — A photos section, fully functional RSS 2.0 and RSS .92 feeds (bug fixed, thanks to some speedy detective work from Ming), and more. You may notice that comments now link you back to “The Board”, as it’s easier to have all the chatter in one spot.

So, there you have it, folks. What a day, eh? Lucas closes out the prequel trilogy and the blog is BACK! Enjoy.