“News Askew” News!

July 26th @ 4:24 pm | No Comments » | Scooped by Mike Pucher, Will J

  • It’s rare that we actually get involved in our own scoops, but on this day we’ve got not one but TWO pressworthy pieces, oddly enough, about THIS SITE.

First up, we’d like to thank the brilliant team at Running With Scissors, who create the POSTAL series of games. In the addon called “Apocalypse Weekend” for Postal 2, this very website appears on the computer systems of the hospital monitors at the start of the game! Believe it! We think every fan should go buy this game and addon immediately now. We’re extremely flattered. Check out the scan. Thanks.

And then there’s this one, a fan who actually felt compelled to write an honest-to-goodness POEM about his love for the site:

www.newsaskew.com by M. Pudner

If it’s Kevin Smith news you want,
There’s only one place you can look.
Whether it be his action figures,
his films or comic books

Then there is a website that exists,
where you can find all this.
Run by the best web hosters,
in the whole wide web, Brad and Chris.

They don’t do it for the money,
No they do it for the love.
They also do it for the nerds like me,
That just can’t get enough.

And even the the name of the web site
Has a certain ring.
www.Newsaskew.com
A wonderful name, for a wonderful thing.

And I don’t think that I’m alone
when I safely say,
It’s the only website that I look at
At least five times a day.

But again let me draw your attention,
To the dynamic duo,
that slave away on our behalf,
and make sure we’re all in the know.

Please put your hands together,
For the amazing Brad and Chris,
We all owe you so much,
If you were gay, I’d give you both a kiss….

Well uh, thanks but no thanks on that last part, Mike, but we appreciate the outpouring of emotion. Gracias.

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