• Kevin makes a cameo in the latest “Captain Capitalism” cartoon, “Piggy Bank Pinko” which you can watch HERE or over on our own Movie Poop Shoot.
• One of the minor Starz pay channels (for those of you with good satellite or digital cable systems) will be airing “An Evening With Kevin Smith” in its entirety at 11 PM TONIGHT, CST. Check your local listings. Sure, you’ve seen it and you own the DVD, but if you’re like us, there’s always something convenient and compelling about a flick that’s already on the tube, just a remote click away.

• Thanks to our wonderful readers, we’ve got a couple nice copies of that Alternative Press article featuring Degrassi (and Jay & Bob) that we mentioned last time. Click the tiny ones for a closer look at the article as it appears in the issue.

• And finally today, a couple lost pumpkins (Jay & Bob) from the last batch of photos we ran. Nice carvings, Phil! See you folks again soon. As always, thanks for shopping with us today.

• The swag just continues to get cooler and cooler, and the first three official Clerks 2 items are no exception — As always, this apparel is made from the finest materials and will have you looking cooler than all of your pals. Promise.

RANDAL’S ‘RANGER DANGER’ T-SHIRT

Featuring a screenprinted image of a rumored upcoming Kevin Smith movie. As seen in Clerks 2 and as worn by Randal in the movie.

RANDAL’S ‘LEONARDO REAPERS’ HAT

Show your spirit for the New Jersey based hockey team that always manages to murder their opponent. The Leonardo Reapers hat is fully adjustable and features the Reapers logo prominently on the front and the words, “Stick it between the pipes’ on the back. As worn by Randal in “Clerks 2: The Passion of the Clerks.”

JAY’S ‘GOT CHRIST?’ TANK TOP

As seen in ‘Clerks 2: The Passion of the Clerks’ and as worn by Jay in the movie, this white tank top features a familiar smiling Christ image along with the words, “Got Christ?” A simple question with an simple answer.

THE T-SHIRT VERSION

All items NOW AVAILABLE from the Stash. Yes, you can order them and we’ll ship them to you in plenty of time for the holidays. Get some early shopping done now. Look no further than the Stash for the ultimate gifts for the View Askew fan in your life.