• Alright, we’ve got a title. Now comes the REALLY tough part. We’ve always been the first to admit that we plain SUCK at graphics design, so yet again we’re putting a call in to the News Askew readers with some graphics talent to undertake the design of the logo for our new Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back page.

The rules? The image must fit nicely as the title of a page. It doesn’t need to follow any strict height or width requirements, mind you, but it SHOULD be wider than taller. Look at the main News Askew logo for an idea, but again, no strict dimension requirements. Those of you who take a stab at this probably know what we mean anyway.

Next rule: The new site will have a BLACK background, so the graphic must project well on top of solid black. ‘Nuff said there.

Finally: The graphic MUST incorporate the following text: “Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back: Scooping The Monkey”. Break it up however you want, with the first part at the top, “Scooping The Monkey” at the bottom, whatever. Hey, if you are just creative with text, you can make the logo out of text entirely without any pictures. Just give it a shot!

That’s about it, really. Include any colors, graphics, and embellishments that you want, so long as you follow the requirements above, and you’re good. When you’ve got a masterpiece you’re happy with, send it along to SCOOPS@NEWSASKEW.COM. We’ll pool all the entires and choose our favorite or, if we get a TON, maybe hold a vote to let you choose your favorite.

The winner of the best logo contest will get a brand new, sealed Chasing Amy DVD as well as a rare sealed Mallrats DIVX disc. Again, no deadline on this one, but we’ll give you some time, since we know this graphics design stuff ain’t easy. Good luck!